Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
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Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow
Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.
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not going into details, but I know someone stuck in a nightmare loop trying to get heat and hot water in brooklyn and National Grid can kiss my fucking ass
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
not going into details, but I know someone stuck in a nightmare loop trying to get heat and hot water in brooklyn and National Grid can kiss my fucking ass
pro tip, your phone will charge much faster if the charging cord is actually plugged into a power source #themoreyouknow
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
pro tip, your phone will charge much faster if the charging cord is actually plugged into a power source #themoreyouknow
"do not litigate ugly breakups in public" is something more people need to internalize
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"do not litigate ugly breakups in public" is something more people need to internalize
first stereo my family bought was like this, except made by ... Singer.
Yes, the sewing machine company. I guess they figured, hey, *we* make devices with needles!
Yes, the sewing machine company. I guess they figured, hey, *we* make devices with needles!
I think Death of a Salesman could have been a hit musical if only Arthur Miller had given Willy Loman one of these babies.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
first stereo my family bought was like this, except made by ... Singer.
Yes, the sewing machine company. I guess they figured, hey, *we* make devices with needles!
Yes, the sewing machine company. I guess they figured, hey, *we* make devices with needles!
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Normalize saying this instead of, "𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢".
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Normalize saying this instead of, "𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢".
unfortunately you just gotta assume that any screenshot without a verifying link is fake until proven otherwise
This tweet is fake
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
unfortunately you just gotta assume that any screenshot without a verifying link is fake until proven otherwise
How To Have a Good Tiime or Like Really Make People Laugh at a Party
--by An Expert at Having a Good Time or Like Really Making People Laugh at Parties
--by An Expert at Having a Good Time or Like Really Making People Laugh at Parties
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
How To Have a Good Tiime or Like Really Make People Laugh at a Party
--by An Expert at Having a Good Time or Like Really Making People Laugh at Parties
--by An Expert at Having a Good Time or Like Really Making People Laugh at Parties
I moved into this place two years ago and sorted my books by general category -- specifically comics and not -- but basically just put them all on shelves randomly to clear out the dozens of boxes on the floor, intending to properly categorize them later and well, guess how well that turned out.
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I moved into this place two years ago and sorted my books by general category -- specifically comics and not -- but basically just put them all on shelves randomly to clear out the dozens of boxes on the floor, intending to properly categorize them later and well, guess how well that turned out.
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
thank you for explaining the metaphor sir
"Remember the bamboo from Part 1? Well, bamboo is actually a type of grass, and underground, it’s all connected in a sprawling network, just like the parts of this story I never wanted to tell."
"Remember the bamboo from Part 1? Well, bamboo is actually a type of grass, and underground, it’s all connected in a sprawling network, just like the parts of this story I never wanted to tell."
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
thank you for explaining the metaphor sir
"Remember the bamboo from Part 1? Well, bamboo is actually a type of grass, and underground, it’s all connected in a sprawling network, just like the parts of this story I never wanted to tell."
"Remember the bamboo from Part 1? Well, bamboo is actually a type of grass, and underground, it’s all connected in a sprawling network, just like the parts of this story I never wanted to tell."
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
what if the mamdani meeting is the thing that finally convinces republicans that the old man is off the rails and it's 25th amendment time
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
what if the mamdani meeting is the thing that finally convinces republicans that the old man is off the rails and it's 25th amendment time
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I don't think you need to think there will be long term shifts in Trump's policies or behavior (there won't be) to enjoy what just happened, sometimes it's good to enjoy things that are funny in the moment
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't think you need to think there will be long term shifts in Trump's policies or behavior (there won't be) to enjoy what just happened, sometimes it's good to enjoy things that are funny in the moment
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
JD watches grimly from the sidelines (artist's conception)
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
JD watches grimly from the sidelines (artist's conception)
Stephen Miller is gonna have words with Trump tonight
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Stephen Miller is gonna have words with Trump tonight
man I knew Mamdani was charming but this is pretty wild
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
man I knew Mamdani was charming but this is pretty wild
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They misidentified the intern. The judge told them they had misidentified the intern. But instead of double checking, they took that as an affront to their authority. So they surrounded the judge's car and threatened to smash the windows to get to the intern.
They had misidentified the intern.
They had misidentified the intern.
The part where they threatened to break a judge’s car windows should be a bigger story … they feel comfortable treating judges this way, which means they are being told that they can do literally anything to nearly everyone
#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
They misidentified the intern. The judge told them they had misidentified the intern. But instead of double checking, they took that as an affront to their authority. So they surrounded the judge's car and threatened to smash the windows to get to the intern.
They had misidentified the intern.
They had misidentified the intern.
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Trump is filling his government with Nazis, consolidating authoritarian power, and eroding democracy at every chance.
And yet these 86 House Democrats voted for a right-wing messaging amendment to say that the real authoritarians are the socialists.
Pathetic.
And yet these 86 House Democrats voted for a right-wing messaging amendment to say that the real authoritarians are the socialists.
Pathetic.
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trump is filling his government with Nazis, consolidating authoritarian power, and eroding democracy at every chance.
And yet these 86 House Democrats voted for a right-wing messaging amendment to say that the real authoritarians are the socialists.
Pathetic.
And yet these 86 House Democrats voted for a right-wing messaging amendment to say that the real authoritarians are the socialists.
Pathetic.
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pony express motel sign, saint joseph, missouri, 1996
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
pony express motel sign, saint joseph, missouri, 1996