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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 4m

In an effort to reclaim conservatism from Trump, Jack reboots The Apprentice with George Will

Jen in Motion @jeninmotion.bsky.social · 7m

30 Rock 2025 would be funny. Can we do a plot with Jack deciding to back The Bulwark?

Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 59m

Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 9m

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 10m

Machado issues her first statement since being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize and makes a thinly-veiled appeal to Trump for US intervention in Venezuela:

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This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.
We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.
I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 11m

these two men are cats

Douglas Reyes-Ceroñ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 9h

from @nflreddit.bsky.social

"[Highlight] Dart and Skattebo continue to randomly headbutt each other"

flintstones ass football players

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · 17m

Jack attempts to create a microwave for the Saudi market and doesn’t realize it looks exactly like the Kaaba until the first ad runs.

Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 59m

Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1h

which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna

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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 21m

“I thought you weren’t doing the festival, Tracy?”

“I have to Liz Lemon! There’s a sad little boy over there who needs to laugh and his name is Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud. Tell Kenneth to stay in my dressing room until I get back so I don’t lose dibs.”

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 25m

That’s how he finds out about it. “Grizz, you ever think New York doesn’t have enough 9/11s? I need a mini quesadilla.”

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 29m

Can’t wait for Bill Burr to find out how popular his “angry hypocrite” schtick is when he next decides to tour

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 56m

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 36m

bravissimo

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 38m

"Tracy you can't fly anymore, remember?"
*cut to Tracy stood in a plane brandishing a box cutter. his expression is tense and angry but he is saying "If you do not all calm down I cannot teach you about knife safety" in Arabic*

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 45m

They return with a complex precis on terrorism and the imperial boomerang but Jack overhears them and convinces Tracy to just blame the “globalists.”

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 48m

You know.

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 51m

B plot is Tracy finding out about 9/11, which he’d never heard of before

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 53m

Jack gives Jenna an extremely sexist half-hour sitcom with “created by Liz Lemon” at the end of the credits. It is immediately canceled, to great outrage on the right. A conservative website called The Dogwhistle interviews Liz and she’s super mean to them, so they blame her for sabotaging Jenna.

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 59m

Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1h

which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h

Tracy would refuse because women drivers make him horny.

Jenna couldn't go because the Emir is still mad about their breakup.

Lutz would offer to go for the exposure.

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1h

which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 1h

Yes. “Replace the talented guy everyone decent loves with the hack everyone decent hates because the latter is white.”

Jack Tripper @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 1h

“We should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood” is an also a perfect summation of the “deal” they’ve offered universities.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 14h

New Yorkers know Attorney General James for who she is: a champion for justice who fights relentlessly for the people. Donald Trump knows her only as an obstacle to his corruption.

My full statement:

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 13h

You’re gonna keep doing this bit I take it

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 13h

Shane Black wrote a hell of a screenplay

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 13h

The old Jesus thinks the new Jesus is too cocky and takes too many unnecessary risks at the beginning of the film, but by the end they’ve developed a mutual respect and an unlikely friendship and agree to take on Pontius Pilate together