Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
@rtodkelly.bsky.social
Writer, musician, studier of fringe characters & extremists, cooker of foods, teller of stories.
Executive Producer & Artistic Director of 7 Deadly Sins in PDX, OR.
Executive Producer & Artistic Director of 7 Deadly Sins in PDX, OR.
Reposted by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
the next panel should be him writing an angry tweet asking why more people aren't taking the 'male loneliness epidemic' seriously enough
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
the next panel should be him writing an angry tweet asking why more people aren't taking the 'male loneliness epidemic' seriously enough
People on Twitter are weird and broken in highly, highly specific niche ways.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
People on Twitter are weird and broken in highly, highly specific niche ways.
There are only a very few number of things that online people describe as politically "coded" that are actually coded that way and not just saying something dumb-as, and they're all things like "has Nazi tattoos" or "write erotica where one character is Che Guevara."
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
There are only a very few number of things that online people describe as politically "coded" that are actually coded that way and not just saying something dumb-as, and they're all things like "has Nazi tattoos" or "write erotica where one character is Che Guevara."
Reposted by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
i would say that twitter is eating barro’s brain but he’s always been like this
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i would say that twitter is eating barro’s brain but he’s always been like this
Reposted by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
Reposted by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
Reposted by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
So going to the article, it’s a short clip not an image, and he is actually awake (barely; fighting to keep his eyes open)
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
So going to the article, it’s a short clip not an image, and he is actually awake (barely; fighting to keep his eyes open)
NBA games now starting at 8:00pm is giving me a slight taste of what it must be like to live on the East coast and I am not a fan.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
NBA games now starting at 8:00pm is giving me a slight taste of what it must be like to live on the East coast and I am not a fan.
Reposted by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
Doctors recommend "appearing drowsy" on a regular schedule, 8 hours each night.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Doctors recommend "appearing drowsy" on a regular schedule, 8 hours each night.
"appeared drowsy"
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"appeared drowsy"
have to make up two fictional kids so I can get my wife this bling for christmas
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
have to make up two fictional kids so I can get my wife this bling for christmas
they had to hurry up and not release it
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
they had to hurry up and not release it
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
It doesn't appear they're hiring actual "bounty hunters," though, so I feel like a better headline would be "ICE & DHS Send Mercenaries Into US Cities"
WIRED: “ICE expands plans to outsource immigrant tracking to private surveillance firm… up to $280 MILLION…”
Bounty hunting (nonviolent) immigrants. Cruelty is big business — spending our money to harm our own economy.
An own goal. America’s Brexit.
www.wired.com/story/ice-bo...
Bounty hunting (nonviolent) immigrants. Cruelty is big business — spending our money to harm our own economy.
An own goal. America’s Brexit.
www.wired.com/story/ice-bo...
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It doesn't appear they're hiring actual "bounty hunters," though, so I feel like a better headline would be "ICE & DHS Send Mercenaries Into US Cities"
Reposted by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
WIRED: “ICE expands plans to outsource immigrant tracking to private surveillance firm… up to $280 MILLION…”
Bounty hunting (nonviolent) immigrants. Cruelty is big business — spending our money to harm our own economy.
An own goal. America’s Brexit.
www.wired.com/story/ice-bo...
Bounty hunting (nonviolent) immigrants. Cruelty is big business — spending our money to harm our own economy.
An own goal. America’s Brexit.
www.wired.com/story/ice-bo...
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
WIRED: “ICE expands plans to outsource immigrant tracking to private surveillance firm… up to $280 MILLION…”
Bounty hunting (nonviolent) immigrants. Cruelty is big business — spending our money to harm our own economy.
An own goal. America’s Brexit.
www.wired.com/story/ice-bo...
Bounty hunting (nonviolent) immigrants. Cruelty is big business — spending our money to harm our own economy.
An own goal. America’s Brexit.
www.wired.com/story/ice-bo...
Reposted by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
these are basically the same tweet
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
these are basically the same tweet
Is there any rightwing past or present media personality who isn't.
www.notus.org/money/mike-h...
www.notus.org/money/mike-h...
Mike Huckabee Is Peddling Sleep Supplements While Serving as Ambassador to Israel
“Ambassadors need to sleep, too,” the U.S. Embassy Jerusalem said in a statement.
www.notus.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Is there any rightwing past or present media personality who isn't.
www.notus.org/money/mike-h...
www.notus.org/money/mike-h...
I know two professional artists - a playwright/actor who does touring one-man plays & a composer/cellist who in commissioned by orchestras - who have had to cancel their upcoming international tours, because they're both not yet US citizens & have been advised they may not be allowed to return.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I know two professional artists - a playwright/actor who does touring one-man plays & a composer/cellist who in commissioned by orchestras - who have had to cancel their upcoming international tours, because they're both not yet US citizens & have been advised they may not be allowed to return.
Reposted by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
The more I learn about Olivia Nuzzi's life, especially her childhood and adolescence, the more I'm considering the possibility that all of the older men in her life have been, to some degree, predators.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The more I learn about Olivia Nuzzi's life, especially her childhood and adolescence, the more I'm considering the possibility that all of the older men in her life have been, to some degree, predators.
This might be the single worst investment pitch of all time.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This might be the single worst investment pitch of all time.
The more I learn about Olivia Nuzzi's life, especially her childhood and adolescence, the more I'm considering the possibility that all of the older men in her life have been, to some degree, predators.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The more I learn about Olivia Nuzzi's life, especially her childhood and adolescence, the more I'm considering the possibility that all of the older men in her life have been, to some degree, predators.
Reposted by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
Oh shit, Costco ends in a vowel...
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Oh shit, Costco ends in a vowel...
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.
Reposted by Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.