Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
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tomtomorrow.bsky.social
and I'll be first through the door, just not sure where the jury fits in
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
I can absolutely figure out a way to connect the first three
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
(squinting at my screen)

I ... wait, what
nytimes.com
Here’s the hardest Connections category from Wednesday, Oct. 1. What connects these four things?

Find the answer here: nyti.ms/42v1I2x
Headline: Can you figure out this Connections quandary? The four words are: Booby, Door, First and Jury.
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volts.wtf
This is the kind of free-thinking, hard-hitting journalism they're going to be getting at CBS soon.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
100% agree
jamellebouie.net
genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos
atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
In this discussion with my friend Gil, the book Ministry of Time comes up -- I was about 20 pages in when we recorded, I have now finished it. A novel of love and brutal loss, so, obviously in my wheelhouse.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
jumping in to say, yes you could have come up with some better, I'm just fucking riffing here
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of anti fa"

the founder of anti fascism
fdr
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
gonna say, I was 100% sure it was a fucked up DM
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
be currently clean on opsec, but like for realz
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
lol I mean godot's a tough play, hard to imagine the experience of landing in the audience cold
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
I can think of a couple people I'm aware of who did it like this, but I'm fucking sure not going to name them
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
a thing to keep in mind, moving forward, is that if you're ditching this shithole, don't tell us about it on social media until you're safely on the other side
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rtodkelly.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
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drskyskull.bsky.social
Here we see Stephen Miller (left) explaining to a woman that she'll never get his Lucky Charms
Image of a very short Miller talking to a blond woman as they walk on grass
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atrupar.com
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?

MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
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rincewind.run
that donald trump was allowed to become president again after J6 is something we may never recover from as a nation
govpritzker.illinois.gov
I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?
Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
I fear you over-estimate my influence.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
"we're cracking down on this dangerous group, the anti-fascists"
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
I wish "antifa" had not gained such widespread usage. If we just said "anti-fascist," then it would be immediately clear to anyone what the opposite of that is.
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tomtomorrow.bsky.social
in which we discuss my complicated relationship with the concept of joy, among many other lighthearted topics
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lollardfish.bsky.social
I really believe that huge majorities of Americans don’t want masked soldiers shooting priests in the street. They don’t want naked children ripped out out of their apartments in the middle of the night and handcuffed. We win by making sure these stories get told.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
The same people who insisted devout Catholic Joe Biden was leading a “war on Christianity” are now cheering Trump on as his armed goons assault clergymen.
thetnholler.bsky.social
WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.
tomtomorrow.bsky.social
weirdly i can think of three different situations i had 5-10 years ago where people simply did not know what crop marks were (including that cover). I blame computers, enabling ppl with no design knowledge to do this work.