Roxi Horror 💀🌸
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Extremely online internet gremlin, artist, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻 Toronto, ON
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt.com
· Nov 15
Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
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Stop scrolling and drink some water. Eat a banana. Make banana bread. Eat a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Honestly, I have too many bananas. I need help with all these bananas.
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Stop scrolling and drink some water. Eat a banana. Make banana bread. Eat a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Honestly, I have too many bananas. I need help with all these bananas.
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desperately need to pet a dog. maybe even two.
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
desperately need to pet a dog. maybe even two.
Hey, remember that period of time when the most distressing thing in the news was finding out that random objects were secretly cakes? Was it a dog? Nope. Cake. Was it a glass of wine? Nope, cake again. Anyways, that is the level of stress that I would be comfortable returning to. Thank you.
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Hey, remember that period of time when the most distressing thing in the news was finding out that random objects were secretly cakes? Was it a dog? Nope. Cake. Was it a glass of wine? Nope, cake again. Anyways, that is the level of stress that I would be comfortable returning to. Thank you.
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Very important floof update
March 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Very important floof update
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I need a mood booster, let's talk about capybaras.
Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.
They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.
(📷: Fernando Maidana)
Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.
They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.
(📷: Fernando Maidana)
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I need a mood booster, let's talk about capybaras.
Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.
They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.
(📷: Fernando Maidana)
Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.
They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.
(📷: Fernando Maidana)
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Cats are the perfect metaphor for life because they’re beautiful creatures but they won’t hesitate to knock you off a table like a glass of water.
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Cats are the perfect metaphor for life because they’re beautiful creatures but they won’t hesitate to knock you off a table like a glass of water.
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"Grilled cheese" is somewhat of a misnomer. It's actually the bread that's grilled; the cheese just melts. We've been getting lied to for years.
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
"Grilled cheese" is somewhat of a misnomer. It's actually the bread that's grilled; the cheese just melts. We've been getting lied to for years.
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CHECK OUT OUR SPECIAL NEW YEAR'S EDITION OF SORROWSCOPES! TELL YOU FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE MONSTER INSIDE YOU THAT WILL NEVER BE SLAIN
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
CHECK OUT OUR SPECIAL NEW YEAR'S EDITION OF SORROWSCOPES! TELL YOU FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE MONSTER INSIDE YOU THAT WILL NEVER BE SLAIN
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hey, boss? yeah, so I can't make it in to work today. yeah, I fell into a pit camouflaged by cleverly arranged sticks and leaves again
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
hey, boss? yeah, so I can't make it in to work today. yeah, I fell into a pit camouflaged by cleverly arranged sticks and leaves again
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"Stranger Things has always been about change, friendship, and acceptance. It never changed to make people who didn’t get it feel better; it accepted itself for what it was beautifully."
👻📽️ Read @crocketthoughton.com's thoughts on the series finale here: www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...
👻📽️ Read @crocketthoughton.com's thoughts on the series finale here: www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...
STRANGER THINGS 5: THE END OF AN ERA
www.frightaboutnow.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
"Stranger Things has always been about change, friendship, and acceptance. It never changed to make people who didn’t get it feel better; it accepted itself for what it was beautifully."
👻📽️ Read @crocketthoughton.com's thoughts on the series finale here: www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...
👻📽️ Read @crocketthoughton.com's thoughts on the series finale here: www.frightaboutnow.com/p/stranger-t...
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By the age of 30, you should have:
- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain
- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain
October 20, 2024 at 4:07 PM
By the age of 30, you should have:
- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain
- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain
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what the fuck do u mean you “shrunk the kids” I want a divorce
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
what the fuck do u mean you “shrunk the kids” I want a divorce
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Ringing in the New Year by making a mountain of chili-cheese tater tots with my wife and watching various cooking shows. Usually the New Year means more of the same. This one is actually filled with hope and promise, my wife and I conquering all, together. Starting with the climb up Mount Tater Tot.
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Ringing in the New Year by making a mountain of chili-cheese tater tots with my wife and watching various cooking shows. Usually the New Year means more of the same. This one is actually filled with hope and promise, my wife and I conquering all, together. Starting with the climb up Mount Tater Tot.
2025 was definitely something but on a personal level, I am going into the new year newly married AND newly employed. Things have really improved for me recently & I feel so lucky. Life isn't always easy but having the right person with you makes a huge difference. May we all find good luck in 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
2025 was definitely something but on a personal level, I am going into the new year newly married AND newly employed. Things have really improved for me recently & I feel so lucky. Life isn't always easy but having the right person with you makes a huge difference. May we all find good luck in 2026.
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This year feels less like it's passing into the next or going out with a bang, and more like it's been circling the drain.
Still, we've seen that our tenacity and strength makes a difference, and things can get better.
Fight your way to the end of next year too.
Still, we've seen that our tenacity and strength makes a difference, and things can get better.
Fight your way to the end of next year too.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
This year feels less like it's passing into the next or going out with a bang, and more like it's been circling the drain.
Still, we've seen that our tenacity and strength makes a difference, and things can get better.
Fight your way to the end of next year too.
Still, we've seen that our tenacity and strength makes a difference, and things can get better.
Fight your way to the end of next year too.
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Stranger Things ended as it began, with a group of friends just trying to figure it out. Five (nearly) perfect seasons of television. Art. I’m glad this story exists and that I got to witness it.
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Stranger Things ended as it began, with a group of friends just trying to figure it out. Five (nearly) perfect seasons of television. Art. I’m glad this story exists and that I got to witness it.
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Okay, this might be an unpopular opinion but here is my hot take on the Stranger Things finale: It was good actually.
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Okay, this might be an unpopular opinion but here is my hot take on the Stranger Things finale: It was good actually.
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Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
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What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
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This year we aren’t counting down until the New Year, we’re counting down until the finale of Stranger Things. We have our pizzas on the way and a mountain of chili-cheese tots to get through during the show. This year is going to be lit. This will be one to remember.
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This year we aren’t counting down until the New Year, we’re counting down until the finale of Stranger Things. We have our pizzas on the way and a mountain of chili-cheese tots to get through during the show. This year is going to be lit. This will be one to remember.
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BREAKING: the data centers are no longer satisfied with our water and energy and have now started getting into the snack cabinet
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
BREAKING: the data centers are no longer satisfied with our water and energy and have now started getting into the snack cabinet
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They say a watched pot will never boil but that isn’t true, eventually it does. Coincidentally, an unwatched pot will nearly always boil over. I mean, you can’t turn your back for a second.
December 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
They say a watched pot will never boil but that isn’t true, eventually it does. Coincidentally, an unwatched pot will nearly always boil over. I mean, you can’t turn your back for a second.