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Extremely online internet gremlin & plague banisher 🥄💜 @roxiqt on Twitter & TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 🌻 Toronto, ON

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · Apr 26

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 1d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22h

a classic

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 22h

I have once again pulled off the perfect Chicago style pizza

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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 22h

they're denying my request for a company provided steam deck 😔

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22h

I honestly think a lot more people like to use AI than they let on which is why there is so little pushback and why people are just like "well, it's here forever now"

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23h

that's one of the biggest problems when it comes to living with Celiac honestly

People do NOT know the difference between gluten free and Celiac and they think if something is safe for someone mildly gluten intolerant, that we can eat it too 😱

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · 23h

No one is more prepared for Halloween than the Costco sample people. It's the night they train for all year.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23h

she literally goes on to say "the enzymes in it break down the carbohydrates in the gluten"

gluten is a protein, not a carb

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23h

extremely

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Illidani @dani-lslmlv.bsky.social · 23h

If I can't trust Taylor Swift to give me qualified health care advice that what damn good is she

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23h

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blech

Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23h

Some poor Celiac's cousin is going to feed them sourdough bread and they will end up in hospital and their cousin will be like "But Taylor Swift said on a podcast..." 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23h

If the sourdough bread happens to be certified gluten free, then that's different, of course, but if you feed regular sourdough bread to someone who cannot eat gluten, you may very well be sending that person to the hospital.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23h

Taylor Swift was on a podcast talking about how people who are gluten free can eat sourdough. Anyways, as a person with Celiac, I can confidently say "no the fuck we can't." Sourdough bread is not gluten free. Do not feed sourdough bread to gluten intolerant people or people who have Celiac.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · Nov 22

I am not built to be a girl boss. I am built to eat shredded cheese directly out of the bag and sleep for 12 hours a day.

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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 1d

This right here. I love my art friends and art community, but I'm also trying to run a business as a freelancer/selling products and I need the reach! Every time we scatter to different platforms it's a little harder to exist as a working artist whose primary visibility is only online.

Up On Goblin Hill @upongoblinhill.bsky.social · 2d

As much as folks might not want to believe it, artists who sell their work cannot survive exclusively on platforms that cater to primarily other artists. The Circulating The Same Five Dollars™️ model can't feed us or pay bills for long. We need places where we can be seen and discovered.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 1d

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 1d

truly

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[hissing]

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 1d

A haunted house but instead of ghosts, it's just a bunch of baby boomers asking why you haven't bought a house yet.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · Oct 1

it is October, my friends

two orange and black furby witches with tiny brooms and a pumpkin shaped cauldron

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