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Crockett Houghton

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Horror writer. Rotten Tomatoes approved critic. #filmsky | #horrorsky | https://crocketthoughton.com

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · May 1

"...The movie had a sweaty quality to it; everything was just hot and uncomfortable, even the actors. In most movies, you want your stars to look their best, but here it really felt like they were all in need of long, cold showers and a trip to the local spa..."

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Celebrating 2003's THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE - Daily Dead

If there was a horror movie remake scales of justice, it would be tipping heavily toward the side reading “FAILURE.” Most of the time, the film being revisited is a classic and really begs the questio...

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · 1d

No one is more prepared for Halloween than the Costco sample people. It's the night they train for all year.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · 1d

The scariest part about Halloween is that people knock on our doors. It could be anybody.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · 7d

October is here & there are rules. First off, corn mazes are fun but they’re no place for the living. Avoid. Secondly, don’t split up to go and investigate a weird noise, that’s what they want you to do. And lastly, if you see a guy running around with a pumpkin for a head, it's too late for you.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · 1d

No one is more prepared for Halloween than the Costco sample people. It's the night they train for all year.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly this.

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · 1d

My brain hurts

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 1d

Taylor Swift was on a podcast talking about how people who are gluten free can eat sourdough. Anyways, as a person with Celiac, I can confidently say "no the fuck we can't." Sourdough bread is not gluten free. Do not feed sourdough bread to gluten intolerant people or people who have Celiac.