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Todd 'Papi' Carlos
@thetoddwilliams.bsky.social
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 17h
Like I'm gonna give my recipe away
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 23h
Flattery will get you nowhere!
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 23h
I'm a slave to tradition
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 1d
I have once again pulled off the perfect Chicago style pizza
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 1d
I think I'm pretty smart, but I refuse to join MENSA until they recognize WOMENSAs equally!!
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 2d
BREAKING: Loser changes tack
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 5d
We don't like this ❤️💙💜
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 6d
SCARECROW WIFE: Did you pick up milk?

SCARECROW: Oh I forgot

SCARECROW WIFE: You'd forget your brain if…

SCARECROW: If what Hayley?…Say it
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 7d
My mechanic said I needed "new bushings," so I slapped him across the face! The nerve!
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 8d
Is...is that you, Dora?!
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 8d
If Dora the Explorer meets Where's Waldo, they die.
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 10d
Guys would rather do The Rapture than go to therapy.
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 11d
To all you "glass half full" people out there: You call that optimism?! Half full?! Maybe try a little harder.
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 15d
[blind date]

HER: I love the fall

ME {trying to impress her}: Lucifer had it coming
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 15d
COP: Do you realize you were speeding back there?

ME: Can you be sure it wasn't just the planet slowing down?

COP: I'm listening
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 19d
Is it true that even Bluesky is at risk of censo█████?
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 19d
I'm in if you'll invest in my new product: Grampaphones™, Humongous Headphones For Grampas...
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 20d
Is anyone interested in my OnlyGrams page?
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 20d
3D printing is great, but I just used my 4D printer to create a hypothetical construct of extra-spatiality. It can also kind of do Mobius strips.
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 21d
Felt cube, might delete later
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 22d
I accidentally 3D printed a mess of trouble.
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 23d
PAL: Do you think the Cowboys will beat the Giants?

ME: There is no way

PAL: Why?

ME: Giants are very large and cowboys are just regular sized people
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 23d
Everyone knows that "copping a feel" on the subway is absolutely atrocious behavior. However, "feeling a cop" is equally frowned upon. I know that now.
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 26d
It has
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 26d
Has "Right on Right Crime" been coined yet?
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