Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang
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the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters
June 11, 2023 at 4:58 PM
the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters
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Good morning to everyone except the sentient computer who locked me out of the space station
August 22, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Good morning to everyone except the sentient computer who locked me out of the space station
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Lovebot 16x20 on stretched canvas $300
January 23, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Lovebot 16x20 on stretched canvas $300
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“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
She hyucked on me until I gawrshed
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 AM
She hyucked on me until I gawrshed
What's wrong with this guy
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 PM
What's wrong with this guy
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Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
Donate to Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home, organized by sarai Orquiz
Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos is just 5 years old and currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and h… sarai Orquiz needs your support for Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home
gofund.me
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
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I saw the greatest minds of my generation shitposting
January 22, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I saw the greatest minds of my generation shitposting
Funny how kids want to be adults and adults want to die
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Funny how kids want to be adults and adults want to die
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This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
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I'm excited to share that my original pilot 𝘔𝘺 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 (𝘉𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺) is a Quarterfinalist in CineStory's 2026 TV Retreat & Fellowship Contest!
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I'm excited to share that my original pilot 𝘔𝘺 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 (𝘉𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺) is a Quarterfinalist in CineStory's 2026 TV Retreat & Fellowship Contest!
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your honor this is boring
January 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
your honor this is boring
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Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi
July 2, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi
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Asked the cashier at McDonald’s why the flag was at half mast and she said “Grimace died” and then she started crying
August 10, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Asked the cashier at McDonald’s why the flag was at half mast and she said “Grimace died” and then she started crying
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Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
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Meet the Losers Who Still Want to Read and Think With Their Own Brains
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Meet the Losers Who Still Want to Read and Think With Their Own Brains
[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
"Is pee stored in the balls" I don't know, the government won’t respond to my Freedom of Information requests
January 19, 2026 at 7:10 PM
"Is pee stored in the balls" I don't know, the government won’t respond to my Freedom of Information requests
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I remember the heartbreak that day we said goodbye to Dr. King. Feeling some of that heartbreak today as folks try to drag us all backward into the darkness. Love has got to win, y'all.
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I remember the heartbreak that day we said goodbye to Dr. King. Feeling some of that heartbreak today as folks try to drag us all backward into the darkness. Love has got to win, y'all.
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Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face
December 9, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face
My brother was the best at hide-and-seek. I miss you, Mikey. Wherever you are
January 19, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My brother was the best at hide-and-seek. I miss you, Mikey. Wherever you are