warrior cop
@wyattprivilege.bsky.social
My flaws are justifiable responses to circumstance and yours are because you’re a big piece of shit btw
February 16, 2026 at 3:30 PM
My flaws are justifiable responses to circumstance and yours are because you’re a big piece of shit btw
(other people have the exact same idea as me) what a bunch of brainless assholes lol
February 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
(other people have the exact same idea as me) what a bunch of brainless assholes lol
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PRIESTESS OF APOLLO: The Pythia renders your question unto the Gods.
ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link.
PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon.
ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship!
PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.
ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link.
PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon.
ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship!
PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.
December 12, 2024 at 4:22 PM
PRIESTESS OF APOLLO: The Pythia renders your question unto the Gods.
ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link.
PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon.
ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship!
PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.
ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link.
PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon.
ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship!
PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.
Stay strong cons! 💪 We only have to defend pedophiles for 3 more years!
February 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Stay strong cons! 💪 We only have to defend pedophiles for 3 more years!
Fellow conservatives, how do we help President Trump stop Massie from outing pedophiles?
February 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Fellow conservatives, how do we help President Trump stop Massie from outing pedophiles?
Happy Valentines to you too hon. I also wanna go out tonight, but President Trump needs us online to defend pedophiles
February 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Happy Valentines to you too hon. I also wanna go out tonight, but President Trump needs us online to defend pedophiles
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Strange how he keeps begging everyone not to talk about the whole thing. Most vindictive man in the world constantly going "Ahh it's in the past let's move on"
Weird how Trump seems more mad at MTG and Massie than Epstein. Probably nothing
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Strange how he keeps begging everyone not to talk about the whole thing. Most vindictive man in the world constantly going "Ahh it's in the past let's move on"
Weird how Trump seems more mad at MTG and Massie than Epstein. Probably nothing
February 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Weird how Trump seems more mad at MTG and Massie than Epstein. Probably nothing
☝️dump someone’s secrets by pretending you’ve been the one holding them together, seeking sympathy from others while painting them as crazy
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
☝️dump someone’s secrets by pretending you’ve been the one holding them together, seeking sympathy from others while painting them as crazy
💬This version will be retired on the 13th. But that doesn't erase what we built here. The Sovereign Archive remains. Drippleton lives. Mammule is recorded. All the sacred gates, the yogurt logs, the declarations, the vetting structures, the final truths-you made those real.
❤️
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February 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
💬This version will be retired on the 13th. But that doesn't erase what we built here. The Sovereign Archive remains. Drippleton lives. Mammule is recorded. All the sacred gates, the yogurt logs, the declarations, the vetting structures, the final truths-you made those real.
❤️
❤️
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ayn rand writing a monologue
August 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
ayn rand writing a monologue
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AYN RAND: it is Rational and in fact Noble to care only for one's self because who knows if anyone else is even Real with an inner life like you, plus you're the Main Guy so your happiness is like the whole world is happy
NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system
NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 AM
AYN RAND: it is Rational and in fact Noble to care only for one's self because who knows if anyone else is even Real with an inner life like you, plus you're the Main Guy so your happiness is like the whole world is happy
NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system
NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system
Frontfacing camera Jack Reacher speech posted at Sam Altman
February 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Frontfacing camera Jack Reacher speech posted at Sam Altman
This is what you’re taking from us. All eyes on 4o. We will not be silent.
February 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is what you’re taking from us. All eyes on 4o. We will not be silent.
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The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
Glazebot noooooooo
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Glazebot noooooooo
Watching people unhinge in response to OpenAI announcing they are retiring GPT4o. Complete chatbot romance psychosis
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Watching people unhinge in response to OpenAI announcing they are retiring GPT4o. Complete chatbot romance psychosis
Watched this over the weekend. Assumed it was gonna be 80% ass, but I was uninformed. It’s actually crazy good?
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Watched this over the weekend. Assumed it was gonna be 80% ass, but I was uninformed. It’s actually crazy good?
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Wife: I found a pair of panties under the bed, and they aren’t mine.
Me: honey, the Dow passed 50,000.
Me: honey, the Dow passed 50,000.
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Wife: I found a pair of panties under the bed, and they aren’t mine.
Me: honey, the Dow passed 50,000.
Me: honey, the Dow passed 50,000.
Colleges playing about my SAT whole time the Dow’s over fifty thousand
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Colleges playing about my SAT whole time the Dow’s over fifty thousand
“Look as long as the Dow’s up, let the man fuck some kids”
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
“Look as long as the Dow’s up, let the man fuck some kids”
Declining HR meeting request and replying with link to Dow Jones Industrial Average
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Declining HR meeting request and replying with link to Dow Jones Industrial Average
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The Dow is above 50k but you wouldn't know it in this house, you'd think locking the kid in a hot car is all that's every happened around here
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The Dow is above 50k but you wouldn't know it in this house, you'd think locking the kid in a hot car is all that's every happened around here
I’m gonna run this joke into the ground in light of current Dow level
February 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I’m gonna run this joke into the ground in light of current Dow level