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please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
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as a real person i of course love sending a DM to each new account i follow which says simply, Hello
December 7, 2024 at 9:38 PM
as a real person i of course love sending a DM to each new account i follow which says simply, Hello
seems like the only time you hear about other leading brands is when they're getting their asses kicked in some commercial
February 8, 2026 at 10:48 AM
seems like the only time you hear about other leading brands is when they're getting their asses kicked in some commercial
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showing up to mortal kombat with what you feel is a pretty bad ass finishing move that's like, a huge fancy spin kick. probably a top ten finishing move at the tourney. you don't know there's gonna be monsters and sorcerers and shit yet. it's bull shit they don't tell you that
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 AM
showing up to mortal kombat with what you feel is a pretty bad ass finishing move that's like, a huge fancy spin kick. probably a top ten finishing move at the tourney. you don't know there's gonna be monsters and sorcerers and shit yet. it's bull shit they don't tell you that
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this is the funniest thing you could possibly walk in on someone jacking off to
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
this is the funniest thing you could possibly walk in on someone jacking off to
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check out this palindrome i just invented:
racecar a man a plan a canal panama racecar
racecar a man a plan a canal panama racecar
February 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
check out this palindrome i just invented:
racecar a man a plan a canal panama racecar
racecar a man a plan a canal panama racecar
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brother, i know that's right
February 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
brother, i know that's right
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the fonz has streamlined his process, now he just tries to fuck the jukebox
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
the fonz has streamlined his process, now he just tries to fuck the jukebox
showing up to mortal kombat with what you feel is a pretty bad ass finishing move that's like, a huge fancy spin kick. probably a top ten finishing move at the tourney. you don't know there's gonna be monsters and sorcerers and shit yet. it's bull shit they don't tell you that
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 AM
showing up to mortal kombat with what you feel is a pretty bad ass finishing move that's like, a huge fancy spin kick. probably a top ten finishing move at the tourney. you don't know there's gonna be monsters and sorcerers and shit yet. it's bull shit they don't tell you that
m14 automatic... Pervert Threatens To Fire 20 Bullets Into Wall and Ceiling in Vicinity of JD Vance
February 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
m14 automatic... Pervert Threatens To Fire 20 Bullets Into Wall and Ceiling in Vicinity of JD Vance
the fonz has streamlined his process, now he just tries to fuck the jukebox
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
the fonz has streamlined his process, now he just tries to fuck the jukebox
na'vi world shoulda been called Plandora. james cameron planned all that stuff
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
na'vi world shoulda been called Plandora. james cameron planned all that stuff
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i think if you can make like, rocket boots that don't go instantly outta control and kill you, or Go Go Gadget arms that work right and don't weigh 500lbs, or a way to be on fire that actually helps you somehow, you should be allowed to use them in professional sports. it would spur innovation
February 7, 2026 at 1:49 AM
i think if you can make like, rocket boots that don't go instantly outta control and kill you, or Go Go Gadget arms that work right and don't weigh 500lbs, or a way to be on fire that actually helps you somehow, you should be allowed to use them in professional sports. it would spur innovation
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at the crazy frog concert and he's just doing a bunch of door bull shit off his new album
February 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
at the crazy frog concert and he's just doing a bunch of door bull shit off his new album
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hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you
brother, i know that's right
February 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
brother, i know that's right
check out this palindrome i just invented:
racecar a man a plan a canal panama racecar
racecar a man a plan a canal panama racecar
February 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
check out this palindrome i just invented:
racecar a man a plan a canal panama racecar
racecar a man a plan a canal panama racecar
you have to know that's exactly how a coward would describe an act of courage
No, not cowardice, but being smart. Anyone who goes racing in frigid temperatures is stupid and deserves the severe injuries that will result.
February 7, 2026 at 7:13 PM
you have to know that's exactly how a coward would describe an act of courage
ah, so it's cowardice
Even with a coat, muscles tighten up in the cold. Ask me, got very cold here and my arthritis, which is under total control is acting up. Athletes use their muscles a lot and must keep them warm, even sweatpants in frigid weather will help, also a lot more injuries to those muscles.
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
ah, so it's cowardice
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if you showed trump footage from Independence Day you could probably get him to believe he's been exploded by a space ship
September 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
if you showed trump footage from Independence Day you could probably get him to believe he's been exploded by a space ship
this is the funniest thing you could possibly walk in on someone jacking off to
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
this is the funniest thing you could possibly walk in on someone jacking off to
i guess generally speaking i'd say they're sports which are in large part defined by and named for the specific ways they're different from running
What the heck to you think speed skating and cross country skiing are?
i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on
February 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
i guess generally speaking i'd say they're sports which are in large part defined by and named for the specific ways they're different from running
door's closed boys
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
door's closed boys
i think Screamers is a better Philip K Dick adaptation than anyone gives it credit for and a big time Didn't Know How Good We Had It movie. we thought THIS was what Cheap Crap looked like. bro it's got whole ass sets and props and there's MULTIPLE lighting setups
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
i think Screamers is a better Philip K Dick adaptation than anyone gives it credit for and a big time Didn't Know How Good We Had It movie. we thought THIS was what Cheap Crap looked like. bro it's got whole ass sets and props and there's MULTIPLE lighting setups
honestly the devil's plan for that whole georgia trip always seemed pretty half baked to me
February 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
honestly the devil's plan for that whole georgia trip always seemed pretty half baked to me