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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Mar 22

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 3m

just dukes the whole way down

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probably more of this

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(billy joel uptown girl voice) Duke of Earl / Nothing can stop me as I walk through world / Don't try to hurt my duchess no one can / because she's got herself a titled man / Earl's Duke I am

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16m

hey hey you you i'm the Duke of Earl, friend

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22m

yeah turns out this heimlich fella was real goofball

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had it on vhs as a kid along with When Worlds Collide and the original Roger Corman Little Shop of Horrors. what else... It Came from Beneath the Sea. anyway, doesn't matter, yes i have

more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28m

not relevant

more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 37m

i'm just angling for a raise

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 43m

he'll yea brotha

more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 43m

proven resale value

more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 45m

No! NO!!

the legend was true..... a stalk of corn grows near my apartment once more

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 46m

i figure i can put it off for a few days at most

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 51m

trying to not pursue the thought that Duke of Earl rhymes with, and is the same number of syllables as Jesse's Girl so i could probably rework each song's lyrics to fit the other song.... wish i had / jesse's girl / wish wish / jesse's girl.... no one can hurt my duchess like that / i'm Duke of Earl

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1h

you get paid for the full 9-5 but some days you're outta there by noon

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starting to suspect these guys aren't actually especially dedicated to making people feel safe in america's cities

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only one of them retained the Stooges trademark so the others are like Clumsy Curly and his Buffoonish Brothers

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eventually my mom hit me and the gummy popped out

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once i was with my family at T.G.I Fridays eating a mud-themed dessert, because i was a little boy, and i start choking on a gummy worm, and this is like a day after school taught us the International Choking Signal, so i do that and for about 30 seconds my parents just went What? What is that. Stop

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 3h

he really committed to being Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club for halloween

more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 3h

i'm not an idiot. i'm a farmer.

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the moment when credits start rolling on their video in the NAACP office knocks the wind out of me every time

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probably my most watched episode of non-simpsons television. the way the two running gags come together is 🧑‍🍳🤌

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h

really good

The Birthday Boys S01E05 Cool Machine Full Episode 5 of 10 American Sketch Comedy Show from 2013

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Aug 19

ken burns civil war voice

kendrick a miller 46 @kendrick45.bsky.social · Aug 2

nice ass pic clarabelle.

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h

yes i agreed to be the guy in your dunk tank but that was when i thought it was like, a basketball mech

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