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please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
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it is insane how much this guy falls down the stairs
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
☝️🤓 um actually neil armstrong really did mess up the li— yep! i know. everybody knows. it's pretty much the most famous thing anyone has ever said. it gets discussed
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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yeah i guess you could say that my community sees me as a cornerstone th— wait, no. what's the neck one. millstone
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
nothing against ADHD but i can't stand the fandom
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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when there's a bunch of angry posts i don't understand on the TL
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
(director screaming from behind the camera) OK NOW STINKY!! STINKY KNIFE!!!
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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MARK CUBAN: clever idea, but costs are too high. sorry, i'm out
KEVIN O'LEARY: i disagree with mark, it's a terrible idea. out!
GUEST SHARK GRUGG (INVENTOR OF THE WHEEL): grugg look at numbers, not see path to profitability. and for that reason, grugg out
ROBERT HERJAVEC: grugg raises a great point,
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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fwooOOOSH
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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pretty funny that Fox was forced to write 9-1-1 like that by Osama Bin Laden. he's basically a creative consultant
September 27, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
don't really know why but i did think hank hill at the last supper would net me approximately one million favs. that's ok, i'll still keep posting that garbage
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the second my cats start meowing at me when i'm ALREADY in the MIDDLE of feeding them i start screaming and throwing a huge tantrum like it's The Bear
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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just flew in from Dallas and boy are my arms tired. when you get exit row seats they make you hold the door closed now
April 14, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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you know, if i'm surfing and i'm standing on my board, my ol surfboard, well i think i'd be tempted to inch my way to the front — i'd call it the nose then but i don't now — but let's say it's then now, i'm right up at the nose. you know i got to hang ten. toes in the wind, what a rush. classic move
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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a bruised and bandaged Rand Paul finding out the neighbor who creamed him is a fellow chiropractor so he's required by professional code of conduct to describe his injuries as an exceedingly rare and unfortunate outcome of an incredibly safe, and totally legitimate, routine medical procedure
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 9:07 AM
yeah i guess you could say that my community sees me as a cornerstone th— wait, no. what's the neck one. millstone
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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ME: wow this painting rocks
MY PEDANTIC CAVEMAN BUDDY: uhh huhu me think you mean this *painted* rocks
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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me and the boys trying to remember what we were talking about
June 18, 2023 at 4:22 PM
if i ever got reefer madness i'd just swing a knife around for a little while then jump out a window. there's thst solved
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
now remember, this guy's trying to kill you, ok and you think you're safe here until WHAM the knife bursts through and so of course now you're thinking "i wonder if someone made just one step on its own first or did they do like a set of three right out the gate" and ACTION
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM