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one of those israeli military jizz retrieval units going berserk and jacking off a whole village
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 AM
one of those israeli military jizz retrieval units going berserk and jacking off a whole village
bundling you into the back of a van and driving you home from work
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 AM
bundling you into the back of a van and driving you home from work
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(documentary talking heads)
MARC MARON: you gotta understand, he put out FULL BLAST positivity CONSTANTLY — so naturally i could never stand him ha ha — but it blinded a lot of industry people
KEVIN JAMES: his positivity was magnetic
SILHOUETTE (clearly Baby Bop): Barney was.. a master manipulator
MARC MARON: you gotta understand, he put out FULL BLAST positivity CONSTANTLY — so naturally i could never stand him ha ha — but it blinded a lot of industry people
KEVIN JAMES: his positivity was magnetic
SILHOUETTE (clearly Baby Bop): Barney was.. a master manipulator
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
(documentary talking heads)
MARC MARON: you gotta understand, he put out FULL BLAST positivity CONSTANTLY — so naturally i could never stand him ha ha — but it blinded a lot of industry people
KEVIN JAMES: his positivity was magnetic
SILHOUETTE (clearly Baby Bop): Barney was.. a master manipulator
MARC MARON: you gotta understand, he put out FULL BLAST positivity CONSTANTLY — so naturally i could never stand him ha ha — but it blinded a lot of industry people
KEVIN JAMES: his positivity was magnetic
SILHOUETTE (clearly Baby Bop): Barney was.. a master manipulator
met god.... she's casually racist but she says she "can't be racist" because she's "every race" which to me seems like bullshit
February 9, 2026 at 6:28 AM
met god.... she's casually racist but she says she "can't be racist" because she's "every race" which to me seems like bullshit
this is finally getting delivered tomorrow!! initially shipped december 16 lol FUCK UNIUNI /UNIEXPRESS BTW they lied to me so many times and eventually started bouncing my emails when i demanded proof of delivery for the return. then like two weeks later they actually returned it. Do No Use
i love to wait on hold for 90 minutes to schedule a second delivery and then a week later find out the package has been returned to vendor!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 AM
this is finally getting delivered tomorrow!! initially shipped december 16 lol FUCK UNIUNI /UNIEXPRESS BTW they lied to me so many times and eventually started bouncing my emails when i demanded proof of delivery for the return. then like two weeks later they actually returned it. Do No Use
what ol' darth huffnpuff doesn't know is i'm praying he DOES alter the plan further, back the OTHER way so it's the same as before. best hope there's no god, cape boy, or my ideas go right back in. he'd also be in the clear if god is disinterested or simply prefers the new plan. that one would hurt
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
what ol' darth huffnpuff doesn't know is i'm praying he DOES alter the plan further, back the OTHER way so it's the same as before. best hope there's no god, cape boy, or my ideas go right back in. he'd also be in the clear if god is disinterested or simply prefers the new plan. that one would hurt
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eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
September 23, 2023 at 5:58 AM
eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
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(seeing Chewbacca on stage at the medal ceremony in A New Hope) hey what the fuck that's the guy who ripped my arms off when i won battle chess
October 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
(seeing Chewbacca on stage at the medal ceremony in A New Hope) hey what the fuck that's the guy who ripped my arms off when i won battle chess
sadly this small patch of land is the only place Queer Leftist Comedy Forklift Operators can be truly free...
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 AM
sadly this small patch of land is the only place Queer Leftist Comedy Forklift Operators can be truly free...
beekeeper bout to get his damn block knocked off
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
beekeeper bout to get his damn block knocked off
the jurassic park ad just made me think about fifty foot ladies. don't even know what else it could've been an ad for. i guess maybe dinosaurs
scientifically observing a conspicuously nudity-free giantess fetish movie on tubi
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
the jurassic park ad just made me think about fifty foot ladies. don't even know what else it could've been an ad for. i guess maybe dinosaurs
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na'vi world shoulda been called Plandora. james cameron planned all that stuff
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
na'vi world shoulda been called Plandora. james cameron planned all that stuff
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Bruce Banner: you wouldn't love me when i'm a worm
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Bruce Banner: you wouldn't love me when i'm a worm
you gotta revamp this post game format. it's a pop tart bowl world now. the people crave cartoon violence and enormous contraptions. you are being left behind
February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
you gotta revamp this post game format. it's a pop tart bowl world now. the people crave cartoon violence and enormous contraptions. you are being left behind
thank you for showing me Robert Kraft so i can update my mental image of him paying for and receiving a handjob
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
thank you for showing me Robert Kraft so i can update my mental image of him paying for and receiving a handjob
really didn't expect my phone camera to adequately capture how brvtal this looked to me at the time but it absolutely did
wandering around listening to Sunn O))) super stoned trying to only look at stuff that has a Fallen Realm vibe
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
really didn't expect my phone camera to adequately capture how brvtal this looked to me at the time but it absolutely did
is anyone else worried there may be a large vessel approaching the stadium
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
is anyone else worried there may be a large vessel approaching the stadium
could've been cool if the fort was part of the game now
i like that they made him a little fort to play in
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
could've been cool if the fort was part of the game now
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it's so funny to put yourself in a position where you have to pretend you like the music of Kid Rock. we know you're lying guys, we can hear him too
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
it's so funny to put yourself in a position where you have to pretend you like the music of Kid Rock. we know you're lying guys, we can hear him too
ok well, i went to the wrong locker room but i think it worked out because my pep talk was a fucking disaster. i had spent too much time talking about The Plague Dogs to stop when i remembered how that ends. meant to do Homeward Bound
oh it's a little flag guy actually not a bird
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
ok well, i went to the wrong locker room but i think it worked out because my pep talk was a fucking disaster. i had spent too much time talking about The Plague Dogs to stop when i remembered how that ends. meant to do Homeward Bound
it is pretty funny how this is the coup de grâce for conservatives' hopes of ever reclaiming the nfl as a part of their cultural identity
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
it is pretty funny how this is the coup de grâce for conservatives' hopes of ever reclaiming the nfl as a part of their cultural identity
i like that they made him a little fort to play in
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
i like that they made him a little fort to play in
so many angry old guys on facebook are about to post some variation of "'bad bunny'... well he's half right 🤣🤣🤣"
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
so many angry old guys on facebook are about to post some variation of "'bad bunny'... well he's half right 🤣🤣🤣"