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please don't yell at me while i'm on the phone
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trying to cover up the speed boost in my apartment that just launches you into a wall really hard but the rug just goes whooshing down the hall
May 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
trying to cover up the speed boost in my apartment that just launches you into a wall really hard but the rug just goes whooshing down the hall
textbook example of the sufjan stevens fallacy
when i save "hannah montana implies the existence of 49 other hannahs" as a draft, what good does that do except delay your eventual suffering?
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
textbook example of the sufjan stevens fallacy
all canadians must now master each of the shaolin temple's thirty five chambers
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
all canadians must now master each of the shaolin temple's thirty five chambers
time to start filling my drafts folder with various affirmations and reminders of pleasant memories
why would you ever use this feature for anything else. it's like stepping into a fairy fountain. i can hear the harp
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
time to start filling my drafts folder with various affirmations and reminders of pleasant memories
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Bruce Banner: you wouldn't love me when i'm a worm
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Bruce Banner: you wouldn't love me when i'm a worm
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one of those israeli military jizz retrieval units going berserk and jacking off a whole village
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 AM
one of those israeli military jizz retrieval units going berserk and jacking off a whole village
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(documentary talking heads)
MARC MARON: you gotta understand, he put out FULL BLAST positivity CONSTANTLY — so naturally i could never stand him ha ha — but it blinded a lot of industry people
KEVIN JAMES: his positivity was magnetic
SILHOUETTE (clearly Baby Bop): Barney was.. a master manipulator
MARC MARON: you gotta understand, he put out FULL BLAST positivity CONSTANTLY — so naturally i could never stand him ha ha — but it blinded a lot of industry people
KEVIN JAMES: his positivity was magnetic
SILHOUETTE (clearly Baby Bop): Barney was.. a master manipulator
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
(documentary talking heads)
MARC MARON: you gotta understand, he put out FULL BLAST positivity CONSTANTLY — so naturally i could never stand him ha ha — but it blinded a lot of industry people
KEVIN JAMES: his positivity was magnetic
SILHOUETTE (clearly Baby Bop): Barney was.. a master manipulator
MARC MARON: you gotta understand, he put out FULL BLAST positivity CONSTANTLY — so naturally i could never stand him ha ha — but it blinded a lot of industry people
KEVIN JAMES: his positivity was magnetic
SILHOUETTE (clearly Baby Bop): Barney was.. a master manipulator
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one of those israeli military jizz retrieval units going berserk and jacking off a whole village
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 AM
one of those israeli military jizz retrieval units going berserk and jacking off a whole village
bundling you into the back of a van and driving you home from work
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 AM
bundling you into the back of a van and driving you home from work
i think probably a resident wrote those letters and just blamed it on the birds
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
i think probably a resident wrote those letters and just blamed it on the birds
expanding the court but for the holy trinity
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 AM
expanding the court but for the holy trinity
nah just some chick
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 AM
nah just some chick
👋😀 yooo gimme a shout if you ever got any pallets that need movin
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 AM
👋😀 yooo gimme a shout if you ever got any pallets that need movin
met god.... she's casually racist but she says she "can't be racist" because she's "every race" which to me seems like bullshit
February 9, 2026 at 6:28 AM
met god.... she's casually racist but she says she "can't be racist" because she's "every race" which to me seems like bullshit
hi i'm white and didn't see all of it so i can't be 100% sure but i think it was about going to the store
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 AM
hi i'm white and didn't see all of it so i can't be 100% sure but i think it was about going to the store
this is finally getting delivered tomorrow!! initially shipped december 16 lol FUCK UNIUNI /UNIEXPRESS BTW they lied to me so many times and eventually started bouncing my emails when i demanded proof of delivery for the return. then like two weeks later they actually returned it. Do No Use
i love to wait on hold for 90 minutes to schedule a second delivery and then a week later find out the package has been returned to vendor!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 AM
this is finally getting delivered tomorrow!! initially shipped december 16 lol FUCK UNIUNI /UNIEXPRESS BTW they lied to me so many times and eventually started bouncing my emails when i demanded proof of delivery for the return. then like two weeks later they actually returned it. Do No Use
he stress him man :(
February 9, 2026 at 6:11 AM
he stress him man :(
so is he gonna calm him man or no
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 AM
so is he gonna calm him man or no
what ol' darth huffnpuff doesn't know is i'm praying he DOES alter the plan further, back the OTHER way so it's the same as before. best hope there's no god, cape boy, or my ideas go right back in. he'd also be in the clear if god is disinterested or simply prefers the new plan. that one would hurt
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
what ol' darth huffnpuff doesn't know is i'm praying he DOES alter the plan further, back the OTHER way so it's the same as before. best hope there's no god, cape boy, or my ideas go right back in. he'd also be in the clear if god is disinterested or simply prefers the new plan. that one would hurt
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eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
September 23, 2023 at 5:58 AM
eating a powerful mushroom that grants me the strength to survive being bumped into by a turtle one time
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(seeing Chewbacca on stage at the medal ceremony in A New Hope) hey what the fuck that's the guy who ripped my arms off when i won battle chess
October 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
(seeing Chewbacca on stage at the medal ceremony in A New Hope) hey what the fuck that's the guy who ripped my arms off when i won battle chess
fortunately we can very effectively utilize the vertical space
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
fortunately we can very effectively utilize the vertical space