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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah once you kinda get an eye for it, you start to see it everywhere unfortunately

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1h

Don’t know for sure but all those dashes and kinda the structure of it smells like it to me

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1h

Sounds like chat gpt wrote that comment, what a dipshit

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 3h

this nap is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 6h

Prior to industrial farming, this was the only way for our ancestors to get Burger

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 6h

Bad news kids,

WIRED @wired.com · 6h

Researchers confirmed that sperm accumulate mutations over the years, increasing the risk of transmitting diseases to offspring.

Sperm From Older Men Have More Genetic Mutations

Researchers confirmed that sperm accumulate mutations over the years, increasing the risk of transmitting diseases to offspring.

wrd.cm

stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 6h

👀 a thin layer of mashed potatoes in there honestly would rock. love it

Updating my sandwich_binders.xls file….

some refried beans might work as well

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 6h

Hummus would be another good option. Gonna have to “get in the lab” a bit here and run some tests

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 6h

Avocado as paste- good idea. already on half my BLTs anyway, just gotta mix up the placement….

Cukes are tricky. maybe cut em longways and thin and turn em into a load bearing layer? Wonder if scoring them w a knice to rough them up a bit would help. Hmmm.

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 6h

It was funny because it was his first tattoo and he spent a bunch of time researching in books and online and drawing it himself, I genuinely think he didn’t realize. One of those things you can’t unsee when someone points it out lol

stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 6h

My friend in hs got a Nordic knot type tattoo that in a certain way looked like a swastica or threw swastica vibes and I pointed it out and he got so mad /enbarassed.

Anyway none of my friends have Nazi tats snd I grew up in a Dakota. Sorry

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 6h

After sleeping on this, we need some sort of friction increasing condiment to act as a sort of glue. Maybe some way to engineer that into a vinaigrette? need a food chemist like Clark griswold IRL

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 11h

He was prob gonna wait to take his shirt off the most dramatic moment, at his swearing in, like ed norton in American history X

stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 11h

Obviously a minor thing but it’s also a red flag he was raging steaming drunk shirtless at a bar lol

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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 1d

“I love the bicycle for the oblivion it gives. No matter how much I walk, I think. On my bicycle, I go in the wind, I no longer think, and nothing is as deliciously restful."
-Émile Zola

Antique photo of a man with a beard posing with a bicycle.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 21h

bsky.app/profile/kris...

the horse is loose

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 22h

Imagine being the person operating the backhoe, when you have to take that first bite out of the White House

stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1d

Blue sky ceo: good news! ATPRO now adds an anti trans slur to every post 🪄 ✨

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1d

That’s just Iowa

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 1d

me: i need this treatment

my doctor: he needs this treatment

the anonymous doctor who lost his license for fondling unconscious patients that anthem decided to hire for prior authorization reviews: erm, methinks not

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1d

I’m a harrelson guy. Love that crisp tart cherry flavor. take your saccharine ass honeycrisps elsewhere bro

Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 1d

STOP talking trash about apples.

Cosmic Crisp are DELICIOUS

Gala are SERVICEABLE

Stayman are PERFECTLY CRONCHY AND SWEET

Honeycrisp are EXPENSIVE BUT GREAT

Granny Smith are SOUR IF THAT’S YOUR THING

McIntosh are TASTY BUT OFTEN MUSHY

Red Delicious

Golden Delicious are SERVED IN CAFETERIAS

stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1d

Not sure if you are joking or aware, but Tomato destabilization is a serious issue with loads of academic research in the Advanced Sandwiches field

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1d

Black police showing off for the white cop

Evacuate Bowser @leverettwater.bsky.social · 1d

Obama is the lynchpin of neoliberal failure:

- no bankers went to jail for the financial crisis
- no punishment for Bush era crimes including torture
- no reigning in open market manipulation and illegal activity of tech disruptors like Uber
- refused to reform the filibuster
- drone wars expanded

shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 1d

obama ramped up the use of drone strikes (10x more than bush!) and deported a record number of immigrants. he helped maintain and expand the systems trump is now using to do his crimes

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1d

Monday more like butt day

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 2d

It’s ethical to steal napoleons crown jewels, French thieves were correct to do so