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A butt farting on a human face forever
Not all who wander all lost…. But a fair few of them probably are. Probably lost as fuck. Maybe most of them
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Not all who wander all lost…. But a fair few of them probably are. Probably lost as fuck. Maybe most of them
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I can make any situation awkward.
You’re feeling it, aren’t you?
You’re feeling it, aren’t you?
December 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I can make any situation awkward.
You’re feeling it, aren’t you?
You’re feeling it, aren’t you?
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precious moments figurines are funko pops for grandmas
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
precious moments figurines are funko pops for grandmas
So trumps address tomorrow is announcing the Venezuelan invasion huh
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
So trumps address tomorrow is announcing the Venezuelan invasion huh
Look at those big wet watery eyes
Polaroid of Steve Buscemi in drag on the set of Somebody to Love (1994)
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Look at those big wet watery eyes
the air show episode is low key one of the top episodes IMO
December 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
the air show episode is low key one of the top episodes IMO
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There shoulda been more whacky Star Wars spin off properties in the 70s, like a b movie version of Han and Luke killing zombies on a zombie planet and Leia and chewy investigating space crimes
December 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There shoulda been more whacky Star Wars spin off properties in the 70s, like a b movie version of Han and Luke killing zombies on a zombie planet and Leia and chewy investigating space crimes
Richard Nixon on wire tap: the dinosaurs… they’re Jewish
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Richard Nixon on wire tap: the dinosaurs… they’re Jewish
I’ve combined my decades of experience as a chiropractor with hundreds of hours of homeopathic research and reptilian oil harvesting to produce the worlds first and premiere nipple cream for fire victims
December 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’ve combined my decades of experience as a chiropractor with hundreds of hours of homeopathic research and reptilian oil harvesting to produce the worlds first and premiere nipple cream for fire victims
At VXNBLR we combine non gmo harvested collatides, mica and radium to create a super glow cream for disabled retired soccer players. live Every day like the Team USA World Cup champions in 1999
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
At VXNBLR we combine non gmo harvested collatides, mica and radium to create a super glow cream for disabled retired soccer players. live Every day like the Team USA World Cup champions in 1999
Essential peptides and rare zincs
December 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Essential peptides and rare zincs
Ohhhhh so we’re doomed doomed
A recent study concludes that the uninhibited pumping of groundwater by farmers, cities and corporations around the world now accounts for 68% of the total loss of fresh water at the latitudes where most people live.
(Published July 2025)
(Published July 2025)
“Staggering” Water Loss Driven by Groundwater Mining Poses Global Threat
A new study finds that freshwater resources are rapidly disappearing, creating arid “mega” regions and causing sea levels to rise.
www.propublica.org
December 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Ohhhhh so we’re doomed doomed
I’ve used AI to create a visual composite of all the Discover tab reply guys archetypes - and I’m excited to finally share it with you:
a cartoon of a flower and a frog with a flag that says u on it
ALT: a cartoon of a flower and a frog with a flag that says u on it
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I’ve used AI to create a visual composite of all the Discover tab reply guys archetypes - and I’m excited to finally share it with you:
I remember in policy debate in hs there was a WMD reduction resolution one year and people would run cases like cleaning up land mines and agent orange and you’d (minimally) catch a slippery slope critique and yet here we are
I never realized they gave my young daughter a weapon of mass destruction when she was in hospital after a grave accident some years ago.
It seems she did recover quite nicely despite that.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
It seems she did recover quite nicely despite that.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I remember in policy debate in hs there was a WMD reduction resolution one year and people would run cases like cleaning up land mines and agent orange and you’d (minimally) catch a slippery slope critique and yet here we are
Oh god, this stinks like shit. Here, smell it-
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh god, this stinks like shit. Here, smell it-
I think it’s great that the new urbanism/ active transit/ yimby crowd is so big and powerful here that shitposters are playing to them w posts that end up doing numbers
December 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I think it’s great that the new urbanism/ active transit/ yimby crowd is so big and powerful here that shitposters are playing to them w posts that end up doing numbers
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Average American motorist: "Beep beep I'm Hitler"
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Average American motorist: "Beep beep I'm Hitler"
“all the interactions I get on twitter are from rabid racists and moronic bigots. they are having intelligent discussions on the new site. which is filled with people who left twitter and hate me. probably not something to think more about“
Certain media types hate this place because, while they of course also get treated like shit on twitter, only like 1% of people on twitter even know who the fuck they are. But on here every single user knows them and despises them
December 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“all the interactions I get on twitter are from rabid racists and moronic bigots. they are having intelligent discussions on the new site. which is filled with people who left twitter and hate me. probably not something to think more about“
What’s funny is When It Happens you’ll be able to post whatever you want about him, finally, lmao
December 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What’s funny is When It Happens you’ll be able to post whatever you want about him, finally, lmao
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Gentle reminder: the onion constant is 0.557... 🧪🧅
A solution to the Onion Problem of J. Kenji López-Alt
Kenji López-Alt posed a mathematical problem on his YouTube channel about how to best cut an onion. I present a detailed solution.
medium.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Gentle reminder: the onion constant is 0.557... 🧪🧅
When the edible hits
A helpful 1-5 scale to describe how stolen your apple is
December 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
When the edible hits
What I post from
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
What I post from
Sometimes you just need to bite the bullet and make hashbrowns for full out breakfast burrito brunch
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sometimes you just need to bite the bullet and make hashbrowns for full out breakfast burrito brunch
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sebulba is the dale earnhardt of podracing. beloved by fans due to his racing panache, but dies tragically midrace
so many aliens have that MF on a t-shirt
#starwars
so many aliens have that MF on a t-shirt
#starwars
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
sebulba is the dale earnhardt of podracing. beloved by fans due to his racing panache, but dies tragically midrace
so many aliens have that MF on a t-shirt
#starwars
so many aliens have that MF on a t-shirt
#starwars