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highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
A butt farting on a human face forever
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yelix.bsky.social
just got a press release from Nintendo. Yoshi got into the trash and ate some chocolate so they had to put him down
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
Go ahead. And why shouldn’t you?

DesiCAN
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
That’s the power of imagination
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
Cyndi Lauper gets the credit, I just hear It as an earworm whenever I see a post about that book!
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
If youre lost you can look and you will find me

Life after cars
sundance.bikesky.social
Thanks @sgoodyear.bsky.social & @brooklynspoke.bsky.social! I didn’t expect this nice letter and cool sticker.

I think I might buy this for my parents. I think they would benefit the most from its message. They just got new bikes for the first time in 20 years.
Buy our new book letter and sticker from the podcast hosts who put on “the war on cars”
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
Disclosing from an unposted location
slop.guru
posting from an undisclosed location
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
It is funny that COPS was so ubiquitous, on in the background of every house in America, episode after episode, for like over a decade, a sort of numbing agent which has accumulated and morphed into this moments collective psyche
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I wonder why our country is so absolutely fucked up said no one ever
Ad for tv show - COPS: Tazed and Pursued
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
Every time we have a meal with condiments my 20 month old boy demands we put them on his plate, loudly. He doesn’t really eat them.

Today he took a big ol dip of sriracha and…. you should probably not give your baby sriracha even if they ask for it
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
The human brain is so powerful. For instance, while grilling just now “Every Morning” by Sugar Ray just popped into my head playing as clear as a juke box On repeat.

I am not a fan!

I have not heard that song anywhere in at least 15 years, probably longer! Wtf???
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
Covering my posts in cayenne pepper to keep you from gnawing on them
littlelemontart.being.baby
i need to invest in a spray bottle for when you guys act out
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highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
Every 2 years I read or hear a story that’s a deep dive about how fucked up spotify is and each is more deranged than the last. You’d think having the streaming rights to damn near every song on the planet and running royalties into the ground would be enough to be profitable but I am not a tech guy
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hopped out the whip feelin like John Halo
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
I have a class 3 cargo longtail. Is it limited to 28mph? Yes. But it’s hard to get it going that fast.

Usually my cruising speed tops out around 22-23 mph and that is a push On the pedals

Gear ratios are obviously a factor here, but in this case class 3 just keeps you from losing assist at 20mph
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
The cool thing about running away from your problems is it always works, no matter how big they are or how many times you have to do it.

It’s a great strategy when simply ignoring them stops working
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ringworm.bsky.social
me slowly boiling to death: this pond is mad warm.. (texting my frog buddies) you gotta check out this sick pond
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
When my daughter starts to do something bad:

You’ve got a No No goin’
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pecanjim.bsky.social
Here are the United States with a number that says where their life expectancy fits in the CIA ranking of countries. The text under the graph has a link so you can go to the CIA World Fact Book and see which countries are around a state you are interested in: 🧪💡☠️ #Sociology #Population
To see which countries are close to states you are interested in go to:

https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/field/life-expectancy-at-birth/country-comparison/

There you can scroll down to find the countries around the states you are interested in.  Also while on  that web page you can click on the country name  and it will take you  to a page that will give you a lot  of information about a country.

A final  note:  The CIA lists the United States as having  a longer life expectancy than any of the states. That is logically impossible if they are calculated the same way. I will conclude by noting that I think the CIA exaggerates the United States life expectancy.
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
Charles Kirk?? The small faced man???
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
I have come to love and depend on the little notification. It’s probably load bearing in terms of my meager daily dopamine production
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
It would probably be healthier if we all just wrote our little intrusive thoughts down on Pieces of paper and then put them in a box all week. At the end of the week, burn the box in a ceremony.
highplainsdrifter.bsky.social
The Nathan Bedford Forrest Medal Of Honor
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reddit occupied government
Ken Dilanian
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The challenge coins being handed out by @FBIDirectorKash. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.