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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 9h

out on the dungeon floor infinitegossip.ghost.io/out-on-the-d...

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 2d

this and a big bowl of unsalted mash potatoes 🤍

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 2d

me and my buddies are getting into peer pressure. and we have some ideas about what YOU 🫵 should be doing 😡

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 2d

me slowly boiling to death: this pond is mad warm.. (texting my frog buddies) you gotta check out this sick pond

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 2d

first day as a bouncer on the big glass bridge. here comes a rotund older lady with a boulder... doesn't look like a troublemaker. on you go

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 7d

my full statement on recent events

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 8d

cheerful fellow smiles at busy shopping center before turning the grin on himself

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 9d

thank you leigh!!!

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 27d

new story up now. "THE MACHINE HAS TO BE WRONG". about a hypochondriac kid and a busy scientist. please like and subscribe thank you infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-machine-...

A beautiful image of an electron microscope

The first paragraph of a story titled "THE MACHINE HAS TO BE WRONG", by Max Lavergne. The full text is available at https://infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-machine-has-to-be-wrong/

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 9d

(trying to get an italian excited about christina ricci) la crrrrreesteena rrrrrreechi (i'm rolling the rs so hard my mouth feels weird)

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 9d

don't reproach me dude. i'm beyond that shit

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 11d

(you shyly hesitate holding the dried vegetables pouch from the ramen) here... it's good when it's wet (i mime eating) good wet.

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15d

beautiful review of YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE from @jackapedia.design. thank you jack!!

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20d

sort a to z... great. now show me z to a. interesting. let me see oldest to newest

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 27d

new story up now. "THE MACHINE HAS TO BE WRONG". about a hypochondriac kid and a busy scientist. please like and subscribe thank you infinitegossip.ghost.io/the-machine-...

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · Aug 31

the noose is tightening 😈

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jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · Aug 31

taking @ringworm.bsky.social’s excellent ‘you must understand this if you want to leave’ to the bowls club and passing a suzuki jimny enplastered with that selfsame author’s bumper sticker “yessir… that’s just how it goes in the inner west”

Above mentioned book in front of above mentioned jimny

Above mentioned bump of sticker “HONK if you believe that cars too should be permitted to raise their voices in song”

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Cassie Selin @echidnite.bsky.social · Aug 30

the dramatic reading is Good

"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · Aug 26

new story up now. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SAAB X. includes a full-length dramatic reading of the story. infinitegossip.ghost.io/let-me-tell-...

headline of a story entitled "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SAAB X", including an image of a Saab car over a slime lake

the first two paragraphs of "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SAAB X". the screenshot includes the playback bar of an audio story accessible on infinitegossip.ghost.io.

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · Aug 28

better not be! fair dinkum. bit of a worry

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · Aug 28

the joker is leaning against a wall with his face painted and making a funny face .

ALT: the joker is leaning against a wall with his face painted and making a funny face .

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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · Aug 28

I’m reading my friend max lavergnes book @ringworm.bsky.social he comes up with some crazy situations I’ll tell u that much. Some of these situations have me saying “whaaaaaa” lol. Crazy stuff.

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Victor Turner Overdrive @badfriendclub.bsky.social · Aug 28

Delighted to receive what may be my last shipment from overseas, this electric book of short stories and accompanying sticker from @ringworm.bsky.social

A book entitled “you must understand this if you want to live” by Max Lavergne and a bumper sticker that says “honk if you believe that cars, too, should be permitted to raise their voices in song”

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · Aug 28

thank you king!!

"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · Aug 27

thank you so much dude!!

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · Aug 27

i'll get the uhhh penne napoletana "with the dart", thanks (waiter brings out the pasta while a marksman in the corner blasts me with a tranquilizer dart)

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