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jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · Jul 18

biker in Tenet world wearing a shirt that says IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE BITCH FELL ON

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jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 1d

🧢!

jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 1d

the
alleged creature

jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 2d

with a dry, cool wit like that i could be an action hero

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 3d

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.

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jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 3d

Broncos

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jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · Mar 14

chuck schumer?? don't mind if i do!

hopefully that's ok to say. i know that this is a difficult time for my north american followers and i don't want to cause any undo stress. i know that some people come online to escape the sometimes choatic (sp?) news cycle. please let me know if i should delete

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jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 6d

when you’re epically pwning me online this is who you’re epically pwning btw

strange faceless child model swagged out in vintage balmain tigers kit and baggy fit levis silvertab made in usa stonewash straight leg denim 90s y2k ebay

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shrieeek.computer @beeep.computer · 7d

Jane Goodall taught me it was ok to have 39 different behaviour patterns, including tool usage, grooming and courtship behaviours, customary or habitual in some communities but absent in others where ecological explanations have been discounted.

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jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 9d

this. is. not . normal.

jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 10d

at the urinal holdin it like a cigar. could be the move for 2026?

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘿𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙮 "𝘿𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙨" 𝙊'𝘿𝙤𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙮'𝙨 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙗𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙮𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙚. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

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jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 10d

blusky mods calling 🧢 on this??

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Howell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 10d

ok so you are fucking with my ass

captcha puzzle that is all bus which means you gotta click every dang square on the thing to prove you are a person

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jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 11d

banger

jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 11d

Jair Jair Binksonaro

jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 12d

women reach their early thirties and publish poignant autofiction titled ‘Still Life: A Novel’ to modest critical acclaim. men reach their early thirties and publish an AI-written ebook titled ‘Firefight: A Cypher Nash Mystery’

jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 12d

vexing b2b on the cafe playlist. ‘house of fun’ by madness into ‘accidentally kelly st’ by frente. time to sour my entire day by stewing on songs that minorly piss me off somewhat… ah, but first coffee 😇

jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 12d

god forbid a soulful troglodyte catch a lil motion 🌺

ABC News Bot (unofficial) @abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 12d

A crushed million-year-old skull found in China that has been digitally reconstructed reopens a debate in human evolution.

Million-year-old skull 'challenges timeline of human evolution'

A crushed million-year-old skull found in China that has been digitally reconstructed reopens a debate in human evolution.

www.abc.net.au

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jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 13d

I clean up good 😏

jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 13d

new geese album rules

jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 14d

i spawned in with a "haven't you people ever heard of covering my g*ddamn eyes?" - panic! in the vive pro

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larry nguyen @larrynguyen.bsky.social · 15d

Hi Ian K. How Was Your Wee ?

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 15d

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jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · Mar 25

me every day opening up my phone: ummm okay, i did NOT have some stupid boring shit that sucks fucking ass on my 2025 bingo card…..

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · May 29

Wow I feel myself inexplicably attracted to this beautiful, dazzling object. I wonder wh— oh, I’m being told this is a “dumbass magnet.”

Hmm. Well I still think its smooth contours and glossy finish are not without their inherent charms.

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jul.i.an @twelveyearsold.bsky.social · 17d

Homer’s “Ouhhh babyyyy” here always kills me