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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 15h

"jon whats your zombie apocalypse plan. what do you do if the zombies come" well if the toilets stop working im fucking offing myself becuase thats how you know its all over and also i cant shit

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 15h

in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 2d

it's almost 100% nothin but get it checked fam......

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 2d

honestly I'm ready to hit the block off on anyone who tells me the shit about putting the tea towel under the lid

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 2d

this isn't a profound one or anything but invest a little bit in a nice midrange rice cooker. having rice made with no effort goes a long way to keep you from fuckin doordashing shit whenever you're hungry. also now's the time to stop trying new drugs

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 5d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 4d

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arr @arr.bsky.social · Jan 26

I was looking for something in my phone and found this shirt I made for my dear friend Brendle and I have no memory of when or why but let me know if you want to buy one

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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · Mar 1

my favorite fruit is mangosteen

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 5d

it probably feels like harassment when it’s the early adopting, high engagement users who spent years being your strongest advocates are calling you out for some shitty practices and staffing decisions

the path of interpreting that feedback as “harassment” is exactly how communities fail

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 5d

yeah but it would be kind of cool if we got tropical fyad back in the middle of the night

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 5d

@acollierastro.bsky.social the last few min of your latest video is fuckin dynamite and you oughta expand on it like 50x

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 5d

ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 5d

youare beautiful

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 5d

domestic terminal virgin lounge much?

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 6d

if "looks like bitch craft" is in your file at the dmv you have to move to another state

ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 7d

Customer: BUSHCRAFT: THE ART OF BEEING KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT HOW TO USE MOTHER NATURE IN ONES ADVANTAGE WHILE IN THE OUTDOORS/BACKCOUNTRY.
DMV: LOOKS LIKE BITCH CRAFT

Verdict: DENIED

California license plate with text "BSHKRFT".

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 6d

a fun harmless thing to do is join a tik tok live stream and say the camera has a smudge and needs a wipe. they pretty much always wipe it

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 6d

YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 6d

autozone is the #1 store when you need a betty boop steering wheel cover and a shifter knob that looks like a metal skull

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 7d

the city that never sleeps..

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 7d

it don't get much better than that gang

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 7d

he always looks like he's trying to stand up in the gravitron

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 8d

Mr Hegseth due to your erratic statements and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from imposter syndrome and/or undiagnosed adhd. I urge you to please watch Bob Burman "Inside" ASAP !!!!!!!

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 8d

its nice on here when you can tell one of the 30+ year olds heard a new young people phrase like "crash out" and they use it like 4 times in a week

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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 9d

"single-use plastic of the mind" had me GAGGED

But a still graver scandal of AI— like its hydra-head sibling, cryptocurrency-is the technology's colossal wastefulness. The untold billions firehosed by investors into its development; the water-guzzling data centers draining the parched exurbs of Phoenix and Dallas; the yeti-size carbon footprint of the sector as a whole—and for what? A cankerous glut of racist memes and cardboard essays.
Not only is the ratio of Al's resource rapacity to its productive utility indefensibly and irremediably skewed, Al-made material is itself a waste product: flimsy, shoddy, disposable, a single-use plastic of the mind.

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 8d

i refuse to play any indie game that doesnt feature an absolutely over the top unnecessary chromatic abberation effect. if your shit isnt extremely blue and red on the edges, don't call me!!!!

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