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Turning as with serious purpose
Before stupid winds.
Before stupid winds.
If you time the crouch and jump just right, instead of Santa’s knee you can sit on his collarbone
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you time the crouch and jump just right, instead of Santa’s knee you can sit on his collarbone
Zoomer PM set my Jira ticket to "P1 - Chopped"
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Zoomer PM set my Jira ticket to "P1 - Chopped"
Throwing it back while using trekking poles
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Throwing it back while using trekking poles
I’m in the aphotic zone smoking that bioluminescent pack
December 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m in the aphotic zone smoking that bioluminescent pack
Santa hopping out of the fireplace in my community map house and immediately clipping halfway through the floor
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Santa hopping out of the fireplace in my community map house and immediately clipping halfway through the floor
They added a walkway to the airport for laden traipsing
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They added a walkway to the airport for laden traipsing
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hank hill voice: pǔtōnghuà
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
hank hill voice: pǔtōnghuà
RIP Claude
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
RIP Claude
Instead of Spotify wrapped, how about Spotify raw where you let your coworker hear the song you were listening to at original volume before you pulled into the work parking lot
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Instead of Spotify wrapped, how about Spotify raw where you let your coworker hear the song you were listening to at original volume before you pulled into the work parking lot
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Soda tree achievement unlocked
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Soda tree achievement unlocked
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password manager wrapped
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
password manager wrapped
Lanyard rollerbag nephew sending Christmas wishlist as an RFP
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Lanyard rollerbag nephew sending Christmas wishlist as an RFP
New Year’s resolution: no more doomscrolling password manager
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
New Year’s resolution: no more doomscrolling password manager
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Last Dance with Mary Jane is actually about Tom Petty’s struggle with eating meat-flavored veterinary toothpaste #recoveryIsPossible #a_little_is_okay_just_to_try
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Last Dance with Mary Jane is actually about Tom Petty’s struggle with eating meat-flavored veterinary toothpaste #recoveryIsPossible #a_little_is_okay_just_to_try
New at Burger King: the Unspeakable Meal, orderable via grim nod
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
New at Burger King: the Unspeakable Meal, orderable via grim nod
I've been iPhone for about seveteen years okay?
I don't applecare my stuff anymore I just keep it in my hand you know what I'm sayin? I can do that.
No disrespect but that's how I am
I don't applecare my stuff anymore I just keep it in my hand you know what I'm sayin? I can do that.
No disrespect but that's how I am
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I've been iPhone for about seveteen years okay?
I don't applecare my stuff anymore I just keep it in my hand you know what I'm sayin? I can do that.
No disrespect but that's how I am
I don't applecare my stuff anymore I just keep it in my hand you know what I'm sayin? I can do that.
No disrespect but that's how I am
Damn, this return label is affixed NIIICE! Marco, give em an extra 5 dollar refund
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Damn, this return label is affixed NIIICE! Marco, give em an extra 5 dollar refund
Farmer market Sprite? Wonderful! Put it next to the heirloom Dr Pepper under the Soda Tree
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Farmer market Sprite? Wonderful! Put it next to the heirloom Dr Pepper under the Soda Tree
(aside, walking out of a meeting): hey, sorry for shooting down your idea, I’ve just been fighting undiagnosed Cuteness Aggression
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
(aside, walking out of a meeting): hey, sorry for shooting down your idea, I’ve just been fighting undiagnosed Cuteness Aggression
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discovering a new species of bird in home depot with merlin app
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
discovering a new species of bird in home depot with merlin app
the concept of Night Mayor should be extended to all professions, for instance a Night Doctor could prescribe you Vespertine Medicaments for your Nocturnal Troubles
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
the concept of Night Mayor should be extended to all professions, for instance a Night Doctor could prescribe you Vespertine Medicaments for your Nocturnal Troubles
I like eating GORP
Granola
Organ meats
Raisins
Peanut
Granola
Organ meats
Raisins
Peanut
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I like eating GORP
Granola
Organ meats
Raisins
Peanut
Granola
Organ meats
Raisins
Peanut