GNU C Mane
@beeep.computer
Turning as with serious purpose
Before stupid winds.
Before stupid winds.
I’m not TAILGATING
I’m PLEASING MYSELF to your TRUCK NUTS
I’m PLEASING MYSELF to your TRUCK NUTS
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I’m not TAILGATING
I’m PLEASING MYSELF to your TRUCK NUTS
I’m PLEASING MYSELF to your TRUCK NUTS
(loudly, between previews): Ah, how I so adore the cob’s bounty!!
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 AM
(loudly, between previews): Ah, how I so adore the cob’s bounty!!
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New nutritional guidelines are out. "1 Owl of Owlmeat per day". That's it.
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 AM
New nutritional guidelines are out. "1 Owl of Owlmeat per day". That's it.
(me, getting bounced out of the cocktail bar for eating the pickled onions from the prep station): hey! I was just trying to meet the moment, let me meet the moment
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
(me, getting bounced out of the cocktail bar for eating the pickled onions from the prep station): hey! I was just trying to meet the moment, let me meet the moment
Sci-fi movies have led us to believe a key part of interacting with any alien civilization is being honored in the Alien Award Ceremony
January 18, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Sci-fi movies have led us to believe a key part of interacting with any alien civilization is being honored in the Alien Award Ceremony
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Hardware, it's what makes up the computer - the software lives inside of it and cannot be seen by the naked eye. Dishware goes in the sink, and silverware goes back in the cabinet, and Edgware is a suburb of London.
January 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Hardware, it's what makes up the computer - the software lives inside of it and cannot be seen by the naked eye. Dishware goes in the sink, and silverware goes back in the cabinet, and Edgware is a suburb of London.
The law clearly states every major league must have 1 avian non-raptor mascot
January 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The law clearly states every major league must have 1 avian non-raptor mascot
Coming to you live from his court compliant house arrest location, it’s David Blaine: Shed Magic
January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Coming to you live from his court compliant house arrest location, it’s David Blaine: Shed Magic
me: you must be Jimmy Kimmel if you think we’re fucking
him: I’ll be your martyr if you steal your child’s Halloween candy
him: I’ll be your martyr if you steal your child’s Halloween candy
January 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
me: you must be Jimmy Kimmel if you think we’re fucking
him: I’ll be your martyr if you steal your child’s Halloween candy
him: I’ll be your martyr if you steal your child’s Halloween candy
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a man wearing sunglasses and a sweater with a union jack on it
Alt: gucci
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
You can think of the bible as a sort of IMDB for stained glass church windows
January 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
You can think of the bible as a sort of IMDB for stained glass church windows
You can’t fool me, that’s not a real syndicated cartoon strip, that’s the crowdsourced alternative OpenCathy
January 17, 2026 at 8:53 PM
You can’t fool me, that’s not a real syndicated cartoon strip, that’s the crowdsourced alternative OpenCathy
Opening and closing the doors in a sequence so the Waymo drives to 0,0
January 17, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Opening and closing the doors in a sequence so the Waymo drives to 0,0
I’m asking the docent what kind of WalkScore he’d give Pangaea
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I’m asking the docent what kind of WalkScore he’d give Pangaea
Vocal sample at the end of the build up right before the song goes nuts:
LISTEN WHEN YOUR BODY TALKS
January 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Vocal sample at the end of the build up right before the song goes nuts:
I urge reconciliation and healing for anyone who depicted birds as little “m”s
January 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I urge reconciliation and healing for anyone who depicted birds as little “m”s
Shorty’s booty looking distended
January 16, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Shorty’s booty looking distended
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HR sending out a company wide email reminding everyone that noticing the omens can be done after work
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
HR sending out a company wide email reminding everyone that noticing the omens can be done after work
me, trying to keep my computer from sleeping: *wiggles mouse around, right clicks on desktop, clicks to close context menu*
my computer: doesn’t count, that was a stupid click
my computer: doesn’t count, that was a stupid click
January 15, 2026 at 11:19 PM
me, trying to keep my computer from sleeping: *wiggles mouse around, right clicks on desktop, clicks to close context menu*
my computer: doesn’t count, that was a stupid click
my computer: doesn’t count, that was a stupid click
Don’t let the post office boss you around, you can put any number you want on your house
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Don’t let the post office boss you around, you can put any number you want on your house
Bringing a shot glass to the water cooler
taking 5 shots of water straight to the dome
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Bringing a shot glass to the water cooler
polish a 750 live on air, first night, tonesetter
@tonydokoupil.cbs.com
@tonydokoupil.cbs.com
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
polish a 750 live on air, first night, tonesetter
@tonydokoupil.cbs.com
@tonydokoupil.cbs.com
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Tony Dookie Pill. Anybody do this yet
January 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Tony Dookie Pill. Anybody do this yet
Installed the 120” projector screen and the Toto bidet, big couple weeks for sitting down
January 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Installed the 120” projector screen and the Toto bidet, big couple weeks for sitting down