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Try not to let anything in the entire world get you down
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Try not to let anything in the entire world get you down
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I’m addicted to being cool as hell
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m addicted to being cool as hell
tenants these days have lost respect for the humble landlord, a figure they have historically held in high regard
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
tenants these days have lost respect for the humble landlord, a figure they have historically held in high regard
gay jar jar binks trying to join mensa
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
gay jar jar binks trying to join mensa
the mensa mafia: no witlesses
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the mensa mafia: no witlesses
are you in the mood for a vulgar roast, your honour
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
are you in the mood for a vulgar roast, your honour
no ai shall ever touch these lips
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
no ai shall ever touch these lips
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trade offer: these are mine. you can't have these
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
trade offer: these are mine. you can't have these
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1800's ship captain: This expedition will be the most dangerous undertaking and we all may well perish on the journey. We should bring a monkey with us. It will live in my room.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
1800's ship captain: This expedition will be the most dangerous undertaking and we all may well perish on the journey. We should bring a monkey with us. It will live in my room.
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Okay but if I asked someone to jump and they said "how high?" I would be a little annoyed. Just fucking do a jump I don't need pedantry.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Okay but if I asked someone to jump and they said "how high?" I would be a little annoyed. Just fucking do a jump I don't need pedantry.
unapologetically eating breakfast
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
unapologetically eating breakfast
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dawdling is the mind-killer
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
dawdling is the mind-killer
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the funniest thing you can do at parties is to pull out a joke book and start reading it out loud
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
the funniest thing you can do at parties is to pull out a joke book and start reading it out loud
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Got a job in the prophecy fulfillment agency shits easy as hell these prophecies fulfill themselves
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Got a job in the prophecy fulfillment agency shits easy as hell these prophecies fulfill themselves
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Mr Bean Does Dallas
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Mr Bean Does Dallas
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what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner
disassociating at the bluetooth convention
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
disassociating at the bluetooth convention
my merry-go-round is a machine that turns
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
my merry-go-round is a machine that turns
let's do good cop crab cop
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
let's do good cop crab cop
there's nothing in the food safety code that says a dog can't make ramen
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
there's nothing in the food safety code that says a dog can't make ramen
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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typing my whole resume into the WebMD searchbar
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
typing my whole resume into the WebMD searchbar
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i say goodbye to my old self and then we both walk the same way to our cars
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i say goodbye to my old self and then we both walk the same way to our cars