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On july 14th 1789 the world changed forever when john icecream created his titular snack
January 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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For many years, a vampire was the sexiest thing we could imagine
January 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Heartwarming: This dad summoned a giant scarab to dance at his daughters wedding while he was stuck in the beetle dimension 🪲
January 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
my chainsaw is generating a lot of buzz
January 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Guy playing D&D: hm. I kill my enemy.
January 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
jogging for cardiovascular reasons is a type of running for your life
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
gnomes are god's only mistake
January 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
(my very first rodeo): jiggly up, horsey!
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Is this chicken soup for the soul? Or is it regular style for the stomach
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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in my new media franchise we're not afraid to tackle difficult questions like is it wrong to kill? what does heartbreak feel like? and my favorite: can a mom/hero who is "super", still have flaws that are "human"
January 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
your ranking of every bluesky poster has moved us to tiers
January 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
by age 60 you should have a sub-ten second 100m sprint
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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little dog taking the time to smell each individual leaf
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
(mario if he were creating frankenstein in the flinstone universe and also my father respected me): it's a living
January 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
it took longer than anticipated but i finally finished my article 'How to Get the Most Out of Your 2025'. i think it's my best work yet
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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gf: oh my god look how scared of the vacuum the cats are

me:(also scared of the vacuum) that’s so funny let me go check on them
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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You will experience joy again. I personally guarantee it.
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
tummy ache scientists claim to have discovered too much cheese. "youch," say their findings, "ouchie"
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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I’d like some pearl jam for my sea biscuit 😂
January 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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some good news: I found a rock that's a cool shape & also glitters in the sun
January 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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Idgaf if it's unethical for me to grow a human in my lab. I'm loving it
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
gang it's international fix all the problems day
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
🫵 no YOU have a good day
January 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM