little lamb
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
My names not actually Papa Foolio, ok? It’s Glenn. I did fool you though, you can’t take that away from me
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
My names not actually Papa Foolio, ok? It’s Glenn. I did fool you though, you can’t take that away from me
I wish I lived in desecrating corpses to advance science times and not computer job and nine dollar jalapeño thickburger from carls junior times
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I wish I lived in desecrating corpses to advance science times and not computer job and nine dollar jalapeño thickburger from carls junior times
It’s Beppo’s buca, boss. I’m just living in it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It’s Beppo’s buca, boss. I’m just living in it.
When I was 16 I got arrested for shoplifting Coca Cola BlāK and my dad wanted to send me to a school he learned about from a chuck Norris joke but my stepmom at the time was like wait don’t he’s got a beautiful soul
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
When I was 16 I got arrested for shoplifting Coca Cola BlāK and my dad wanted to send me to a school he learned about from a chuck Norris joke but my stepmom at the time was like wait don’t he’s got a beautiful soul
Oh for Pete sake. For the last time, Brownies are helpful household sprites and redcaps are the violent spirits that cast stones down on travelers from ruins and abandoned towers. If you dont pull your head out of your keister and focus on your studies Im going to have to send you to military school
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Oh for Pete sake. For the last time, Brownies are helpful household sprites and redcaps are the violent spirits that cast stones down on travelers from ruins and abandoned towers. If you dont pull your head out of your keister and focus on your studies Im going to have to send you to military school
Her: you must be Papa Foolio if you think we’re fucking
Me: lifta up my big red hat
Me: lifta up my big red hat
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Her: you must be Papa Foolio if you think we’re fucking
Me: lifta up my big red hat
Me: lifta up my big red hat
Before Reagan you would ask somebody what they did for work and they would say something like my name is Papa Foolio and I roam from town to town fooling children with my big sack of tricks but now everybody just has computer jobs
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Before Reagan you would ask somebody what they did for work and they would say something like my name is Papa Foolio and I roam from town to town fooling children with my big sack of tricks but now everybody just has computer jobs
Movies are so boring. At least they’re short jk they’re long too
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Movies are so boring. At least they’re short jk they’re long too
Papa Foolio tell me he bring me a present and when I open up the box he bring me, spider!
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Papa Foolio tell me he bring me a present and when I open up the box he bring me, spider!
Were you fooled by the rocks that I got? Because I left you very specific instructions for that in my song
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Were you fooled by the rocks that I got? Because I left you very specific instructions for that in my song
Hey man I don’t want to be bother but I told my kids that I make the plants grow so would you mind it if I swapped your houseplants out with bigger ones each night we stay here
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Hey man I don’t want to be bother but I told my kids that I make the plants grow so would you mind it if I swapped your houseplants out with bigger ones each night we stay here
Me: harmburger helper
You, pedantic: shouldn’t it be hamburger harmer?
Me, mixing broken glass with minced onions and ground beef: no
You, pedantic: shouldn’t it be hamburger harmer?
Me, mixing broken glass with minced onions and ground beef: no
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Me: harmburger helper
You, pedantic: shouldn’t it be hamburger harmer?
Me, mixing broken glass with minced onions and ground beef: no
You, pedantic: shouldn’t it be hamburger harmer?
Me, mixing broken glass with minced onions and ground beef: no
If you haven’t put up Christmas lights yet then you’re a deadbeat dad. Oh, also you have a son
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you haven’t put up Christmas lights yet then you’re a deadbeat dad. Oh, also you have a son
Drone striking her perfect pussy during a wedding
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Drone striking her perfect pussy during a wedding
If you get someone sick and they get sick pay you should get some of that money
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If you get someone sick and they get sick pay you should get some of that money
Oh, for a second I thought you said loam gunman and I was gonna be like we need to get to a gravel patch fast lol but just to confirm now you’re saying it’s safe to stay in the dirt?
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oh, for a second I thought you said loam gunman and I was gonna be like we need to get to a gravel patch fast lol but just to confirm now you’re saying it’s safe to stay in the dirt?
Guys let’s do a brief preemptive moment of silence for every single thing that will ever die from hereon out and then we can be loud forever
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Guys let’s do a brief preemptive moment of silence for every single thing that will ever die from hereon out and then we can be loud forever
Moment of silence for whatnot
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Moment of silence for whatnot
A lot of trad uncles are going to be epically owned by dark woke nephews tomorrow. Moment of silence for them?
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A lot of trad uncles are going to be epically owned by dark woke nephews tomorrow. Moment of silence for them?
Outer space ruined Gayle King for me
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Outer space ruined Gayle King for me
Tomorrow if your uncle says something you don’t like, kill him. No one will care about one more dead uncle on turkey day
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Tomorrow if your uncle says something you don’t like, kill him. No one will care about one more dead uncle on turkey day
So embarrassing to be a bad cook. ‘I made the thing that everyone is biologically predisposed to love unappealing.’ Get a life.
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So embarrassing to be a bad cook. ‘I made the thing that everyone is biologically predisposed to love unappealing.’ Get a life.
Icona Pop Feat. Herman Munster
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Icona Pop Feat. Herman Munster
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Permit me to pass over you and through you like fear playboy
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Permit me to pass over you and through you like fear playboy