Microwaveable plastic
@squigglymips.bsky.social
Gently compassionate and moderately useless
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Explain this gap in your resume *chops your resume in half with an axe*
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Don’t understand the 2016 trend. It was only three years ago, surely that’s too recent to be nostalgic about
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Don’t understand the 2016 trend. It was only three years ago, surely that’s too recent to be nostalgic about
There comes a time in every man’s life when he realizes he’s not a bad enough dude to save President Ronnie.
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 AM
There comes a time in every man’s life when he realizes he’s not a bad enough dude to save President Ronnie.
Hatsune Miku has died 😔
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Hatsune Miku has died 😔
I’m going to start a religion around pizza. The temples will be pizza shops.
January 19, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I’m going to start a religion around pizza. The temples will be pizza shops.
Fun fact about the Mercator projection: there was a trend among 16th century European intellectuals to translate their surnames to Greek or Latin. The guy who made the Mercator maps was born with the name Kremer (shopkeeper).
As a geographer it really is insane how the Mercator Projection will, in no small part, be responsible for WW3
January 18, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Fun fact about the Mercator projection: there was a trend among 16th century European intellectuals to translate their surnames to Greek or Latin. The guy who made the Mercator maps was born with the name Kremer (shopkeeper).
Insect collectors be like "I love insects so much! I’m going to jab a pin through them and keep their dead bodies."
January 18, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Insect collectors be like "I love insects so much! I’m going to jab a pin through them and keep their dead bodies."
Never ever ever read a book’s foreword before you finish the book. The foreword writer always assumes that the book is a universal classic that you’ve already read, and they spoil the ending. I don’t know why publishers allow this.
January 18, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Never ever ever read a book’s foreword before you finish the book. The foreword writer always assumes that the book is a universal classic that you’ve already read, and they spoil the ending. I don’t know why publishers allow this.
☝️🤓 Um actually, law enforcement isn’t supposed to pepper spray people directly in someone’s eye, because the pressure from the stream can cause eye damage in addition to the chemical
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
☝️🤓 Um actually, law enforcement isn’t supposed to pepper spray people directly in someone’s eye, because the pressure from the stream can cause eye damage in addition to the chemical
no new pictures: where are you at mentally
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 AM
no new pictures: where are you at mentally
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
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I finally have an excuse to dig this out of my shitpost folder
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I finally have an excuse to dig this out of my shitpost folder
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes strolling
And when she passes, each one she passes goes
The girl from Ipanema goes strolling
And when she passes, each one she passes goes
two men are sitting next to each other in front of a door . one of the men is wearing a blue shirt .
Alt: Ice Cube and that other guy in Friday
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes strolling
And when she passes, each one she passes goes
The girl from Ipanema goes strolling
And when she passes, each one she passes goes
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here he is, what do you think?
January 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
here he is, what do you think?
Girl, are you a playwright? Because that ass is a tragedy.
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Girl, are you a playwright? Because that ass is a tragedy.
Whether or not I can wear clothes that I wore yesterday depends on how many people saw it. There’s some quantum physics at work there……
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Whether or not I can wear clothes that I wore yesterday depends on how many people saw it. There’s some quantum physics at work there……
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RIP in piss Scott Adams, the dumbest motherfucker to ever do it
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
RIP in piss Scott Adams, the dumbest motherfucker to ever do it
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"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
Me trying to explain why a pedophile chatbot that describes itself as MechaHitler needs to be legal in every jurisdiction
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Me trying to explain why a pedophile chatbot that describes itself as MechaHitler needs to be legal in every jurisdiction
"I don’t need to carry around ID in my home" is something Diogenes would say while lounging in a wine barrel
This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
"I don’t need to carry around ID in my home" is something Diogenes would say while lounging in a wine barrel
Uhhhhhhh where’s the bathroom
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Uhhhhhhh where’s the bathroom
I wonder what my boss fight music sounds like compared to my normal leitmotif
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I wonder what my boss fight music sounds like compared to my normal leitmotif
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it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
Help I’m dying when will they learn that voters want representatives who will DO SOMETHING?
It's somehow even dumber in context, he's banking on the Democratic Party playing 4D chess to gradually move to the discourse to the left before actually abolishing ICE. Delusional.
January 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Help I’m dying when will they learn that voters want representatives who will DO SOMETHING?