Microwaveable plastic
@squigglymips.bsky.social
Gently compassionate and moderately useless
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Explain this gap in your resume *chops your resume in half with an axe*
"This little piggy went to market" wow ok?????? I didn’t ask tho????????
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"This little piggy went to market" wow ok?????? I didn’t ask tho????????
Just aced this cognitive test
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just aced this cognitive test
Depth of the author
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Depth of the author
This Christmas, be like Harry Potter and don’t give anyone any presents
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This Christmas, be like Harry Potter and don’t give anyone any presents
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This post is off the record. Please don’t read it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This post is off the record. Please don’t read it.
Oh, the Iron Age? You mean the Mysterious Metal Age? 🤓
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh, the Iron Age? You mean the Mysterious Metal Age? 🤓
Just crossed 1500 blitz rating on Lichess! I’m now as good as someone just starting out and assigned a default rating.
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Just crossed 1500 blitz rating on Lichess! I’m now as good as someone just starting out and assigned a default rating.
Butt sugar. Glute-cose, if you will.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Butt sugar. Glute-cose, if you will.
In 2026 we’re bringing this guy back
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In 2026 we’re bringing this guy back
What if stars in the night sky had different colors? That would be so cool. Missed layup by God tbh.
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
What if stars in the night sky had different colors? That would be so cool. Missed layup by God tbh.
Judge Judy and Executioner
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Judge Judy and Executioner
Walker Texas Stranger
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Walker Texas Stranger
Hypothesis: chess.c*m is teaching players to be more tactical and less positional because of the dopamine hit from seeing brilliant sacrifices in review. #chesssky
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hypothesis: chess.c*m is teaching players to be more tactical and less positional because of the dopamine hit from seeing brilliant sacrifices in review. #chesssky
Fr I tell myself this all the time, mostly to justify things I did that took a long time
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Fr I tell myself this all the time, mostly to justify things I did that took a long time
Hey Donald Trump! Enjoy your HAMBERDER and COVFEFE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hey Donald Trump! Enjoy your HAMBERDER and COVFEFE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Welcome to the jungle 😃☺️
It gets worse here every day 😔🪦
It gets worse here every day 😔🪦
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Welcome to the jungle 😃☺️
It gets worse here every day 😔🪦
It gets worse here every day 😔🪦
Baking soda pop
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Baking soda pop
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Skill issue. I am gaining light day by day.
We continue losing daylight for 32 days.
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Skill issue. I am gaining light day by day.
Make Great Americans Again
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Make Great Americans Again