Correlated Noise
@correlatednoise.net
Usually post about photography and whatever nerd shit I'm up to.
Background in NetSec and commercial fireworks in the Ohio River Valley.
Slowly remembering I have hobbies. Vehemently Antifascist.
He/Him
Background in NetSec and commercial fireworks in the Ohio River Valley.
Slowly remembering I have hobbies. Vehemently Antifascist.
He/Him
Finally watching 28 years later
Me first half of the movie: I don’t know why people kept talking about dicks, I mean yeah they’re naked but you don’t see anything really
Me in the second half: oh
Me first half of the movie: I don’t know why people kept talking about dicks, I mean yeah they’re naked but you don’t see anything really
Me in the second half: oh
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Finally watching 28 years later
Me first half of the movie: I don’t know why people kept talking about dicks, I mean yeah they’re naked but you don’t see anything really
Me in the second half: oh
Me first half of the movie: I don’t know why people kept talking about dicks, I mean yeah they’re naked but you don’t see anything really
Me in the second half: oh
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If all goes well the construction should be finished today and then I can start cleaning up the insane amount of concrete and drywall dust.
I'm hoping we sealed the darkroom up enough. Kinda dreading seeing how much got in through the door gap
I'm hoping we sealed the darkroom up enough. Kinda dreading seeing how much got in through the door gap
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If all goes well the construction should be finished today and then I can start cleaning up the insane amount of concrete and drywall dust.
I'm hoping we sealed the darkroom up enough. Kinda dreading seeing how much got in through the door gap
I'm hoping we sealed the darkroom up enough. Kinda dreading seeing how much got in through the door gap
How Conchobor was Begotten, by Milkweed
from the album Remscéla
milkweedfolk.bandcamp.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It's cold and the trees are bare, which means we have entered slow and heavy music season
kowloonwalledcity.bandcamp.com/track/the-pr...
kowloonwalledcity.bandcamp.com/track/the-pr...
The Pressure Keeps Me Alive, by Kowloon Walled City
from the album Container Ships
kowloonwalledcity.bandcamp.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It's cold and the trees are bare, which means we have entered slow and heavy music season
kowloonwalledcity.bandcamp.com/track/the-pr...
kowloonwalledcity.bandcamp.com/track/the-pr...
I have tanked an entire bottle of prosecco. I will regret this tomorrow.
Happy turkey day
Happy turkey day
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I have tanked an entire bottle of prosecco. I will regret this tomorrow.
Happy turkey day
Happy turkey day
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Rush
The Offspring w/ Dropkick Murphys
Reel Big Fish w/ Streetlight Manifesto
Modest Mouse
Andrea Bocelli
Rush
The Offspring w/ Dropkick Murphys
Reel Big Fish w/ Streetlight Manifesto
Modest Mouse
Andrea Bocelli
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Men at Work
RUN DMC
Rollins Band
The Proclaimers
Kvelertak
Men at Work
RUN DMC
Rollins Band
The Proclaimers
Kvelertak
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
The Cure
Death Cab for Cutie
Deftones (3x)
Placebo
Sunny Day Real Estate
The Cure
Death Cab for Cutie
Deftones (3x)
Placebo
Sunny Day Real Estate
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Rush
The Offspring w/ Dropkick Murphys
Reel Big Fish w/ Streetlight Manifesto
Modest Mouse
Andrea Bocelli
Rush
The Offspring w/ Dropkick Murphys
Reel Big Fish w/ Streetlight Manifesto
Modest Mouse
Andrea Bocelli
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Every year we rewatch National Lampoons Christmas Vacation on Thanksgiving, and every year I hear how my dad, who’s spirit animal is Clark Griswold, tried to dress himself and decorate his apartment like Todd and Margo throughout the 80’s
And its fucking funny every single time
And its fucking funny every single time
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Every year we rewatch National Lampoons Christmas Vacation on Thanksgiving, and every year I hear how my dad, who’s spirit animal is Clark Griswold, tried to dress himself and decorate his apartment like Todd and Margo throughout the 80’s
And its fucking funny every single time
And its fucking funny every single time
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Letting bro hide until the coast is clear. Fuck the police
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Letting bro hide until the coast is clear. Fuck the police
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Made the mistake of staying up past midnight reading a paper from 1960 which, due to being tired, made me forget my meds before I got in the shower. So I just kinda stood there for 15 mins singing SOAD - Cigaro before my brain violently changed it to La donna e mobile, stopping me from spacing out
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Made the mistake of staying up past midnight reading a paper from 1960 which, due to being tired, made me forget my meds before I got in the shower. So I just kinda stood there for 15 mins singing SOAD - Cigaro before my brain violently changed it to La donna e mobile, stopping me from spacing out
Anime Herald apologizing, genuinely, multiple times and for the technical hiccups on their first digital distribution while maintaining full transparency.
Meanwhile, I'm just happily waiting for the physical release, having bought the bundle as an excuse to hand them more money.
Meanwhile, I'm just happily waiting for the physical release, having bought the bundle as an excuse to hand them more money.
Hello! We have a quick update regarding Anime Herald Magazine. We know there have been issues with downloads, so we have reached out to all customers with an email and a Google Drive link so that they can access the products they ordered.
I'd like to offer our sincere apologies for this.
I'd like to offer our sincere apologies for this.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Anime Herald apologizing, genuinely, multiple times and for the technical hiccups on their first digital distribution while maintaining full transparency.
Meanwhile, I'm just happily waiting for the physical release, having bought the bundle as an excuse to hand them more money.
Meanwhile, I'm just happily waiting for the physical release, having bought the bundle as an excuse to hand them more money.
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Sunday December 7th
The #ShittyCameraChallenge Holiday Fundraiser will go live on eBay.
100% of the profits go to The Trevor Project.
Stay tuned for more information, we’re packing cameras, and finalizing the number of cameras for the giveaway.
The #ShittyCameraChallenge Holiday Fundraiser will go live on eBay.
100% of the profits go to The Trevor Project.
Stay tuned for more information, we’re packing cameras, and finalizing the number of cameras for the giveaway.
a cat is laying on a bed with a sign that says soon .
ALT: a cat is laying on a bed with a sign that says soon .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sunday December 7th
The #ShittyCameraChallenge Holiday Fundraiser will go live on eBay.
100% of the profits go to The Trevor Project.
Stay tuned for more information, we’re packing cameras, and finalizing the number of cameras for the giveaway.
The #ShittyCameraChallenge Holiday Fundraiser will go live on eBay.
100% of the profits go to The Trevor Project.
Stay tuned for more information, we’re packing cameras, and finalizing the number of cameras for the giveaway.
There's something depressing about requesting permissions to manage our colo, so I can put in a ticket to tag and locate a circuit, and then being sent a screenshot of the IAM roles and "do any of these sound right?"
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
There's something depressing about requesting permissions to manage our colo, so I can put in a ticket to tag and locate a circuit, and then being sent a screenshot of the IAM roles and "do any of these sound right?"
"Following this chain of thought, we wondered: how will 2 (maybe 3) teenagers, between homework, outsmart this multi-billion-dollar industry next week?"
Words can't describe how much I love their write ups
Words can't describe how much I love their write ups
Stop Putting Your Passwords Into Random Websites (Yes, Seriously, You Are The Problem)
Welcome to watchTowr vs the Internet, part 68.
That feeling you’re experiencing? Dread. You should be used to it by now.
As is fast becoming an unofficial and, apparently, frowned upon tradition - w...
labs.watchtowr.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"Following this chain of thought, we wondered: how will 2 (maybe 3) teenagers, between homework, outsmart this multi-billion-dollar industry next week?"
Words can't describe how much I love their write ups
Words can't describe how much I love their write ups
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On a less existential crisis note, the little A6 sized notebook I've been keeping my photography notes in is almost filled up so I've been re-organizing the info and transcribing it into a larger notebook.
It's interesting how wildly different every gelatin sizing recipe is that I've come across
It's interesting how wildly different every gelatin sizing recipe is that I've come across
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
On a less existential crisis note, the little A6 sized notebook I've been keeping my photography notes in is almost filled up so I've been re-organizing the info and transcribing it into a larger notebook.
It's interesting how wildly different every gelatin sizing recipe is that I've come across
It's interesting how wildly different every gelatin sizing recipe is that I've come across
Undiagnosed ADHD suplexed my ability to do math so I left pre-pharm for network engineering since that was the direction my brother went and he seemed to enjoy it.
Worked for the local carrier doing goddamn near everything before pivoting to security and burning out.
Now we underemployed and vibin
Worked for the local carrier doing goddamn near everything before pivoting to security and burning out.
Now we underemployed and vibin
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Undiagnosed ADHD suplexed my ability to do math so I left pre-pharm for network engineering since that was the direction my brother went and he seemed to enjoy it.
Worked for the local carrier doing goddamn near everything before pivoting to security and burning out.
Now we underemployed and vibin
Worked for the local carrier doing goddamn near everything before pivoting to security and burning out.
Now we underemployed and vibin
Dude I haven’t heard this name in yeeeaaaars. I fucking loved flipping through the Edmund Scientific catalogs as a wee lad.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dude I haven’t heard this name in yeeeaaaars. I fucking loved flipping through the Edmund Scientific catalogs as a wee lad.
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
seriously, if we just disappear all the pieces of shit like Miller and replace his cabinet with progressives we'd get a New Deal? Trump has that bad of dementia he will just go along with whatever anyone says to him with full confidence?
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
seriously, if we just disappear all the pieces of shit like Miller and replace his cabinet with progressives we'd get a New Deal? Trump has that bad of dementia he will just go along with whatever anyone says to him with full confidence?