Correlated Noise
@correlatednoise.net
Usually post about photography and whatever nerd shit I'm up to.
Background in NetSec and commercial fireworks in the Ohio River Valley.
Slowly remembering I have hobbies. Vehemently Antifascist.
He/Him
Background in NetSec and commercial fireworks in the Ohio River Valley.
Slowly remembering I have hobbies. Vehemently Antifascist.
He/Him
A game's opening cinematic should sell you the vibe of the game. MENACE having its cinematic directed by the animator that made Astartes means it absolutely nails it
MENACE - Cinematic Trailer | Sci-Fi Tactical RPG
YouTube video by Overhype Studios
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
A game's opening cinematic should sell you the vibe of the game. MENACE having its cinematic directed by the animator that made Astartes means it absolutely nails it
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I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.
Because of the 2ft tall snow drifts making parking impossible we're rain checking (snow check?) conspiracy theory presentations
I HAVE ANOTHER WEEK TO TRIAL AND ERROR B&W REVERSAL SLIDES LETS GOOOOOO
I HAVE ANOTHER WEEK TO TRIAL AND ERROR B&W REVERSAL SLIDES LETS GOOOOOO
February 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Because of the 2ft tall snow drifts making parking impossible we're rain checking (snow check?) conspiracy theory presentations
I HAVE ANOTHER WEEK TO TRIAL AND ERROR B&W REVERSAL SLIDES LETS GOOOOOO
I HAVE ANOTHER WEEK TO TRIAL AND ERROR B&W REVERSAL SLIDES LETS GOOOOOO
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HEY UHHH, I KNOW LIKE A BUNCH OF DATA FORENSICS PEOPLE AND DATA SCIENTISTS ARE TRYING TO DECODE THESE EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS BUT UHHH HAVE YOU TRIED ASKING CLAUDE AND TELLING IT TO NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKES?
February 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
HEY UHHH, I KNOW LIKE A BUNCH OF DATA FORENSICS PEOPLE AND DATA SCIENTISTS ARE TRYING TO DECODE THESE EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS BUT UHHH HAVE YOU TRIED ASKING CLAUDE AND TELLING IT TO NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKES?
Oh fuck yes
BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER BEFORE 4: DEMONS FROM THE PORTAL TO HELL I OPENED ARE STILL IN THE FAVELA AND NOW I HAVE TO SAVE MAMADAS FROM RONALDO on Steam
THE STANDALONE SEQUEL OF THE BRAZILIAN BOOMER SHOOTER GAME MADE USING THE ID TECH 2 ENGINE! SHOOT, JUMP, DOUBLE JUMP AND DASH! EMBARK ON A JOURNEY THROUGHOUT THE STATE OF RIO DE JANEIRO, SÃO PAULO, SA...
store.steampowered.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Oh fuck yes
Round 2 of B&W reversal using Hydrogen Peroxide+EDTA+Citric Acid as the bleach.
This time I'm going to whip up a liter of dektol since the darkroom cookbook says it's good at print rehalogenation and that's close enough to what I'm doing.
This time I'm going to whip up a liter of dektol since the darkroom cookbook says it's good at print rehalogenation and that's close enough to what I'm doing.
February 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Round 2 of B&W reversal using Hydrogen Peroxide+EDTA+Citric Acid as the bleach.
This time I'm going to whip up a liter of dektol since the darkroom cookbook says it's good at print rehalogenation and that's close enough to what I'm doing.
This time I'm going to whip up a liter of dektol since the darkroom cookbook says it's good at print rehalogenation and that's close enough to what I'm doing.
So yeah, consider taking a Stop the Bleed course and put in some range time. If you don't know any friendly local armed leftists then check if Op. Blazing Sword has a volunteer near you.
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
So yeah, consider taking a Stop the Bleed course and put in some range time. If you don't know any friendly local armed leftists then check if Op. Blazing Sword has a volunteer near you.
Since two distinct friend groups wanted to see this, may as well link it here.
Carl explains why guard rails are patently bullshit and why more-complicated-auto-correct should barely be allowed to do anything besides regurgitate slop in a sandbox.
Carl explains why guard rails are patently bullshit and why more-complicated-auto-correct should barely be allowed to do anything besides regurgitate slop in a sandbox.
Don't Use Any AI Agents or Browsers Until You Watch This
YouTube video by Internet of Bugs
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Since two distinct friend groups wanted to see this, may as well link it here.
Carl explains why guard rails are patently bullshit and why more-complicated-auto-correct should barely be allowed to do anything besides regurgitate slop in a sandbox.
Carl explains why guard rails are patently bullshit and why more-complicated-auto-correct should barely be allowed to do anything besides regurgitate slop in a sandbox.
"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" cost me the best job of my career. Just weeks after coming back from Davos, the CEO axed nearly everyone in North America.
Stock price immediately dropped in half and never recovered.
Stock price immediately dropped in half and never recovered.
"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
February 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" cost me the best job of my career. Just weeks after coming back from Davos, the CEO axed nearly everyone in North America.
Stock price immediately dropped in half and never recovered.
Stock price immediately dropped in half and never recovered.
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Well, that B&W reversal bleach recipe definitely works. However, Lucky 100 absolutely cannot hang with it. The emulsion is completely gone.
I was really hoping I could just bulk load exactly how many slides I needed but I guess I'll have to try a full roll of Kentmere.
I was really hoping I could just bulk load exactly how many slides I needed but I guess I'll have to try a full roll of Kentmere.
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Well, that B&W reversal bleach recipe definitely works. However, Lucky 100 absolutely cannot hang with it. The emulsion is completely gone.
I was really hoping I could just bulk load exactly how many slides I needed but I guess I'll have to try a full roll of Kentmere.
I was really hoping I could just bulk load exactly how many slides I needed but I guess I'll have to try a full roll of Kentmere.
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i love dns it always works great for me 👄✨
video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆
video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
i love dns it always works great for me 👄✨
video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆
video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana.bsky.social 🌆
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sorry everyone we at pencil company know you liked pencils, but we can't think of any new ideas for them, so we're discontinuing pencils tomorrow. also, you won't be able to access all your pencil drawings, please burn them, cool
Called and spoke with Adobe customer support and the guy told me Adobe is discontinuing Animate because apparently the company can't think of any new features to add to the program and they feel it's gotten stale.
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
So they're just GETTING RID OF IT???
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
sorry everyone we at pencil company know you liked pencils, but we can't think of any new ideas for them, so we're discontinuing pencils tomorrow. also, you won't be able to access all your pencil drawings, please burn them, cool
Just assume everything you do is public and being watched in some capacity. Whether or not there are repercussions will depend on if you've put yourself on someone's radar.
Unfortunately, there's a lot of petty, morally bankrupt people at the wheel. Act according to your informed risk tolerance.
Unfortunately, there's a lot of petty, morally bankrupt people at the wheel. Act according to your informed risk tolerance.
February 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Just assume everything you do is public and being watched in some capacity. Whether or not there are repercussions will depend on if you've put yourself on someone's radar.
Unfortunately, there's a lot of petty, morally bankrupt people at the wheel. Act according to your informed risk tolerance.
Unfortunately, there's a lot of petty, morally bankrupt people at the wheel. Act according to your informed risk tolerance.
I was making the bleach for B&W reversal and mixed in the 40g of EDTA to the liter of hydrogen peroxide, waited for it to fully dissolve, then went to add the sodium bicarbonate
aaaand I completely forgot baking soda volcanoes are a thing. Kinda needed to add that slower, woopsies
aaaand I completely forgot baking soda volcanoes are a thing. Kinda needed to add that slower, woopsies
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I was making the bleach for B&W reversal and mixed in the 40g of EDTA to the liter of hydrogen peroxide, waited for it to fully dissolve, then went to add the sodium bicarbonate
aaaand I completely forgot baking soda volcanoes are a thing. Kinda needed to add that slower, woopsies
aaaand I completely forgot baking soda volcanoes are a thing. Kinda needed to add that slower, woopsies
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Rapid7 did a write-up on the Notepad++ compromise. Rapid7 released the paper fast af boi
How?
1. They sat on it
or...
2. Called in all the malware analysis schizos for lock the fuck in time
tldr ya prolly China lol
www.rapid7.com/blog/post/tr...
How?
1. They sat on it
or...
2. Called in all the malware analysis schizos for lock the fuck in time
tldr ya prolly China lol
www.rapid7.com/blog/post/tr...
The Chrysalis Backdoor: A Deep Dive into Lotus Blossom’s toolkit
Rapid7 Labs, together with the Rapid7 MDR team, has uncovered a sophisticated campaign attributed to the Chinese APT group Lotus Blossom.
www.rapid7.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Rapid7 did a write-up on the Notepad++ compromise. Rapid7 released the paper fast af boi
How?
1. They sat on it
or...
2. Called in all the malware analysis schizos for lock the fuck in time
tldr ya prolly China lol
www.rapid7.com/blog/post/tr...
How?
1. They sat on it
or...
2. Called in all the malware analysis schizos for lock the fuck in time
tldr ya prolly China lol
www.rapid7.com/blog/post/tr...
I have until Saturday to make usable B&W slides, which means I need to buy a liter of hydrogen peroxide after work today. Hopefully the emulsion on Lucky 100 survives the redox.
February 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I have until Saturday to make usable B&W slides, which means I need to buy a liter of hydrogen peroxide after work today. Hopefully the emulsion on Lucky 100 survives the redox.
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I really, really need your help, so if you like my articles and think one of my biggest ever deserves your support, please help me cover today's doctor's visit and this month's medical insurance
as usual, if you like my writing and think I shouldn't have to deal with bullshit medical bills, please hit up my tip jar at paypal.me/stompsite
alternative avenues include cashapp ($docseuss), venmo (@forgetamnesia), patreon (patreon.com/docgames), and ko-fi (ko-fi.com/stompsite)
alternative avenues include cashapp ($docseuss), venmo (@forgetamnesia), patreon (patreon.com/docgames), and ko-fi (ko-fi.com/stompsite)
Pay Garrick Burford using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/stompsite and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
February 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I really, really need your help, so if you like my articles and think one of my biggest ever deserves your support, please help me cover today's doctor's visit and this month's medical insurance
ahahahahohfuck
Chat, no big deal.
It turns out Notepad++ was compromised at the infrastructure level and if you downloaded or updated Notepad++ after September, 2025 or before December, 2025, an unknown state-sponsored actor has compromised your machine.
notepad-plus-plus.org/news/hijacke...
It turns out Notepad++ was compromised at the infrastructure level and if you downloaded or updated Notepad++ after September, 2025 or before December, 2025, an unknown state-sponsored actor has compromised your machine.
notepad-plus-plus.org/news/hijacke...
Notepad++ Hijacked by State-Sponsored Hackers | Notepad++
notepad-plus-plus.org
February 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
ahahahahohfuck
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I was dealing with this while doing damage control after my discord compromise so I couldn’t post about it sooner and I had to get things in order.
Jekyll’s death cost a significant amount of money for me, over $1000, anything helps if you are inclined to do so.
ko-fi.com/ixellent
Jekyll’s death cost a significant amount of money for me, over $1000, anything helps if you are inclined to do so.
ko-fi.com/ixellent
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January 22, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I was dealing with this while doing damage control after my discord compromise so I couldn’t post about it sooner and I had to get things in order.
Jekyll’s death cost a significant amount of money for me, over $1000, anything helps if you are inclined to do so.
ko-fi.com/ixellent
Jekyll’s death cost a significant amount of money for me, over $1000, anything helps if you are inclined to do so.
ko-fi.com/ixellent
I have returned with offerings on the final eve of the #ShittyCameraChallenge
A five pointed star was annointed with cameras most shitty and birthed the divine Charmera. All captured in glorious DIY peel apart on the Polaroid kissed by Papa Shitty Cams himself!
All Hail the Elder Gods!
A five pointed star was annointed with cameras most shitty and birthed the divine Charmera. All captured in glorious DIY peel apart on the Polaroid kissed by Papa Shitty Cams himself!
All Hail the Elder Gods!
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I have returned with offerings on the final eve of the #ShittyCameraChallenge
A five pointed star was annointed with cameras most shitty and birthed the divine Charmera. All captured in glorious DIY peel apart on the Polaroid kissed by Papa Shitty Cams himself!
All Hail the Elder Gods!
A five pointed star was annointed with cameras most shitty and birthed the divine Charmera. All captured in glorious DIY peel apart on the Polaroid kissed by Papa Shitty Cams himself!
All Hail the Elder Gods!
Fixed out some more paper to use as the positive receiver. I don't think I can cobble together this as a *roll* of peel apart this quickly, but goddamnit, I will shoot peel apart out of that Polaroid 800 by hand loading it.
The Elder Gods demand it.
The Elder Gods demand it.
January 31, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Fixed out some more paper to use as the positive receiver. I don't think I can cobble together this as a *roll* of peel apart this quickly, but goddamnit, I will shoot peel apart out of that Polaroid 800 by hand loading it.
The Elder Gods demand it.
The Elder Gods demand it.
I picked a bad fucking week to start rewatching The X-Files
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I picked a bad fucking week to start rewatching The X-Files