Correlated Noise
@correlatednoise.net
Usually post about photography and whatever nerd shit I'm up to.
Background in NetSec and commercial fireworks in the Ohio River Valley.
Slowly remembering I have hobbies. Vehemently Antifascist.
He/Him
Background in NetSec and commercial fireworks in the Ohio River Valley.
Slowly remembering I have hobbies. Vehemently Antifascist.
He/Him
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THAT? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THIS IS GAMESMANSHIP? YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS
Hassan: With the government reopening shortly, Republicans now finally have to come to the table. Or make no mistake, Americans will remember who stood in the way.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THAT? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THIS IS GAMESMANSHIP? YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
Between how batshit the GOP is, doing whatever the fuck they want even if the courts tell them to stop, and how democratic leadership is willing to sacrifice everyone to save themselves… not to sound too liberal, but didn’t John Locke say we citizens were obligated to force them to fuck off?
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Between how batshit the GOP is, doing whatever the fuck they want even if the courts tell them to stop, and how democratic leadership is willing to sacrifice everyone to save themselves… not to sound too liberal, but didn’t John Locke say we citizens were obligated to force them to fuck off?
Oh my fucking god, are they really trying to compromise by giving FSA/HSA money instead of the ACA? That’s fucking insane. It’s the fucking monthly premiums that bleed you dry when you don’t have insurance through work, and fuck, even your employer’s plans are fucked now.
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Oh my fucking god, are they really trying to compromise by giving FSA/HSA money instead of the ACA? That’s fucking insane. It’s the fucking monthly premiums that bleed you dry when you don’t have insurance through work, and fuck, even your employer’s plans are fucked now.
I found more pinholes in the bag bellows but I think I got them all patched. It’s kinda hard to tell because the pinholes were diagonal? Like, having the flashlight flat up against the bellows didn’t find them, but angling it found a few more faint ones
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I found more pinholes in the bag bellows but I think I got them all patched. It’s kinda hard to tell because the pinholes were diagonal? Like, having the flashlight flat up against the bellows didn’t find them, but angling it found a few more faint ones
Playing munchkin and transmasc friend pulled a card that gives +4 to females, +2 to males and goes “okay well according to the government..”
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Playing munchkin and transmasc friend pulled a card that gives +4 to females, +2 to males and goes “okay well according to the government..”
Okay I wasn’t expecting to cry from taking this fresh box of Lodima out of the box it shipped in
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Okay I wasn’t expecting to cry from taking this fresh box of Lodima out of the box it shipped in
The darkroom's gonna be out of commission for a week or so while the foundation's being fixed, which will also kick up a ton of dust so film dev and scanning is also paused for now.
I think my backlog for film and print processing will carry me through the rest of the year
I think my backlog for film and print processing will carry me through the rest of the year
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The darkroom's gonna be out of commission for a week or so while the foundation's being fixed, which will also kick up a ton of dust so film dev and scanning is also paused for now.
I think my backlog for film and print processing will carry me through the rest of the year
I think my backlog for film and print processing will carry me through the rest of the year
I have a lot of great/dumb patches
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I have a lot of great/dumb patches
Ugghh I don’t wanna crawl around a small attic
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Ugghh I don’t wanna crawl around a small attic
`ls` and `cat` may not work, but you know what does?
`for f in *; do echo "$f"; done`
and
`while IFS= read -r line; do echo "$line; done < foo`
I genuinely have to do 90's skid shit to do any work
`for f in *; do echo "$f"; done`
and
`while IFS= read -r line; do echo "$line; done < foo`
I genuinely have to do 90's skid shit to do any work
omfg I can't `ls -lah` anymore because threatlocker is blocking gnu date
why the fuck did they not baseline anything
why the fuck did they not baseline anything
Brew update, watch threatlocker kill git, request to turn off EDR VPN because threatlocker exception requests don't work over VPN, submit exception, wait until approval, reboot because it broke symlinks
Brew update, watch threatlocker kill first lib used by git, request to turn off EDR VPN..
Brew update, watch threatlocker kill first lib used by git, request to turn off EDR VPN..
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
`ls` and `cat` may not work, but you know what does?
`for f in *; do echo "$f"; done`
and
`while IFS= read -r line; do echo "$line; done < foo`
I genuinely have to do 90's skid shit to do any work
`for f in *; do echo "$f"; done`
and
`while IFS= read -r line; do echo "$line; done < foo`
I genuinely have to do 90's skid shit to do any work
omfg I can't `ls -lah` anymore because threatlocker is blocking gnu date
why the fuck did they not baseline anything
why the fuck did they not baseline anything
Brew update, watch threatlocker kill git, request to turn off EDR VPN because threatlocker exception requests don't work over VPN, submit exception, wait until approval, reboot because it broke symlinks
Brew update, watch threatlocker kill first lib used by git, request to turn off EDR VPN..
Brew update, watch threatlocker kill first lib used by git, request to turn off EDR VPN..
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
omfg I can't `ls -lah` anymore because threatlocker is blocking gnu date
why the fuck did they not baseline anything
why the fuck did they not baseline anything
Damn you Steve Winwood, I only heard 5 seconds of Higher Love and its been looping in my head for an hour ever since
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Damn you Steve Winwood, I only heard 5 seconds of Higher Love and its been looping in my head for an hour ever since
Brew update, watch threatlocker kill git, request to turn off EDR VPN because threatlocker exception requests don't work over VPN, submit exception, wait until approval, reboot because it broke symlinks
Brew update, watch threatlocker kill first lib used by git, request to turn off EDR VPN..
Brew update, watch threatlocker kill first lib used by git, request to turn off EDR VPN..
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Brew update, watch threatlocker kill git, request to turn off EDR VPN because threatlocker exception requests don't work over VPN, submit exception, wait until approval, reboot because it broke symlinks
Brew update, watch threatlocker kill first lib used by git, request to turn off EDR VPN..
Brew update, watch threatlocker kill first lib used by git, request to turn off EDR VPN..
That's a hell of a way to spin mass starvation as a positive thing
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
That's a hell of a way to spin mass starvation as a positive thing
Ive been wondering why I've had a headache on and off the past couple days and just now realized I'm dehydrated.
Prooobably should've figured that out due to the lingering "man I want something but I don't know what, I'm not hungry", thanks frontal lobe!
Prooobably should've figured that out due to the lingering "man I want something but I don't know what, I'm not hungry", thanks frontal lobe!
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ive been wondering why I've had a headache on and off the past couple days and just now realized I'm dehydrated.
Prooobably should've figured that out due to the lingering "man I want something but I don't know what, I'm not hungry", thanks frontal lobe!
Prooobably should've figured that out due to the lingering "man I want something but I don't know what, I'm not hungry", thanks frontal lobe!
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3 Second Short Film
Nikon F5
50mm f/1.8 AF-D
VISION3 250D Color Negative Film
#BelieveInFilm #FilmPhotography
Nikon F5
50mm f/1.8 AF-D
VISION3 250D Color Negative Film
#BelieveInFilm #FilmPhotography
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
3 Second Short Film
Nikon F5
50mm f/1.8 AF-D
VISION3 250D Color Negative Film
#BelieveInFilm #FilmPhotography
Nikon F5
50mm f/1.8 AF-D
VISION3 250D Color Negative Film
#BelieveInFilm #FilmPhotography
For my own sanity, did a phone snap of the now sleeved sheets. The possible light leak really does look the same on all of them, I shifted over a foot for the right two so its definitely not an overlooked object
I'll check the bag bellows for pinholes after work today.
I'll check the bag bellows for pinholes after work today.
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
For my own sanity, did a phone snap of the now sleeved sheets. The possible light leak really does look the same on all of them, I shifted over a foot for the right two so its definitely not an overlooked object
I'll check the bag bellows for pinholes after work today.
I'll check the bag bellows for pinholes after work today.
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Dem message for next year’s midterms
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Dem message for next year’s midterms
YOOO JD VANCE'S BROTHER LOST WITH A PITIFUL 18% GET FUUUUUCKED
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
YOOO JD VANCE'S BROTHER LOST WITH A PITIFUL 18% GET FUUUUUCKED
Hmm, all four sheets have that same 3 blotches in the exact same spot even though I repositioned the entire tripod after the first two sheets.
The bag bellows has a patch on one corner seam, so maybe this is from that or there’s another pinhole in it?
The bag bellows has a patch on one corner seam, so maybe this is from that or there’s another pinhole in it?
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Hmm, all four sheets have that same 3 blotches in the exact same spot even though I repositioned the entire tripod after the first two sheets.
The bag bellows has a patch on one corner seam, so maybe this is from that or there’s another pinhole in it?
The bag bellows has a patch on one corner seam, so maybe this is from that or there’s another pinhole in it?
I need a better way of quartering paper evenly in the darkroom. It's easy to cut down Arches into the 5x7 sheets I've been salt printing with since I do it before they're sensitized, but I've got a giant box of expired AZO
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I need a better way of quartering paper evenly in the darkroom. It's easy to cut down Arches into the 5x7 sheets I've been salt printing with since I do it before they're sensitized, but I've got a giant box of expired AZO
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hands off trans rights
📷minolta cle/m.rokkor 40mm f2
🎞️ilford hp5+
#filmphotography #london #protest #transrights #b&w
📷minolta cle/m.rokkor 40mm f2
🎞️ilford hp5+
#filmphotography #london #protest #transrights #b&w
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
hands off trans rights
📷minolta cle/m.rokkor 40mm f2
🎞️ilford hp5+
#filmphotography #london #protest #transrights #b&w
📷minolta cle/m.rokkor 40mm f2
🎞️ilford hp5+
#filmphotography #london #protest #transrights #b&w
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We gotta start guillotining people again
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We gotta start guillotining people again