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cait (and adonis)
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goddess of uselessness

[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
Pinned
reminding myself there is good in the world and it is right here
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Oh she’s BROKE broke
January 28, 2026 at 6:03 PM
being a woman online is lowkey goated when having your own jokes explained to you is the vibe
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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I brought you something good from reddit for once, as a treat
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
not even 7 am and I already fell into a snow bank in the parking lot
January 28, 2026 at 11:53 AM
January 28, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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dems tell us that lefty policies are pie-in-the-sky demands with no basis in practical, electoral politics and then one guy runs on those policies and they’re like “we gotta kill him”
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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yeah man
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
she came at this man ready to beat his ass. he's lucky the bodyguard intervened
video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I brought you something good from reddit for once, as a treat
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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EVERYONE: be quiet. the baby is sleeping
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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gotta keep repeating it was pony wanters who "failed democracy" and not the party who backed a sundowning old man until it was too late to replace him with anybody but a weak VP with no national constituency, or else people might focus too much on how corrupt and ineffective the party is
January 28, 2026 at 12:27 AM
that dog she killed is finally getting its revenge
January 28, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
update: walked past a neighbor I've talked to a few times while she was shoveling her car out and she said "hey do you know anything about the union?" lmfao
really funny for them to do this when there's a meeting of the newly formed tenants union this week lmao. y'all know i'm gonna be there popping the fuck off
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Only took a few days to go from invincible fascist dictatorship to "I was just following orders"
January 27, 2026 at 9:14 PM
EVERYONE: be quiet. the baby is sleeping
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
tell me why the storm has been over since yesterday and our fuck ass apartment complex still hasn't plowed out the parking lot and there's a GIANT PILE OF SNOW BEHIND THE CAR
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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would you like to be emotional this morning? allow me to assist
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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Shorts fired
January 27, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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It’s making me into the Joker but “young people no longer enjoy Harry Potter because of a disdain for liberalism” might be the most New York Times editorial that has ever been published in the New York Times
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 PM
lol they're sending him to the farm upstate
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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lol
January 26, 2026 at 6:51 PM
congrats to the people who gave their email instead of mine at Wells Fargo several years ago for finally paying off their mortgage 🎉
January 26, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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yes, this is my area. my blankeys are in it
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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lol
January 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM