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cait (and adonis)
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flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness

[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
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this is the first time I ever saw Adonis. I had messaged a local rescue to inquire about a different, unavailable cat. the rescue messaged me back saying they had this sweet orange boy who is very hurt and just needed a place to recover, even as a temporary foster home, would we be interested?
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The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
senate democrats fucked this so bad it's unreal. now they look like pussies for backing down AND Trump gets to be the one to save healthcare. masterful work sirs
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I spent several minutes trying to figure out what state or nation's flag this dunkin' donuts flying next to the american flag, and then the wind blew it out and it was the red sox
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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sir. what happened
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
imagine being such a hateful little rat that you make yourself hate everything good in life bc it might tangentially relate to gay or trans people
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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lol this rocks

taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I got some yellow night driving glasses with tortoiseshell frames and they work fine I guess, not as well as I was hoping. but, more importantly, they do make me look like some kind of 70s pervert which I LOVE
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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looking from left (german apartment owner putting a solar panel on their balcony) to right (global oil cartel that holds the entire economy hostage, wages war indiscriminately and is making coral go extinct) and concluding these are the same
Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
sir. what happened
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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oh i'm sorry am i bothering you???
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
today a lady told me I'm so pretty I should be on tv, like a newscaster, so I'll be riding that high for the rest of the day
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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you can now purchase t-shirts, stickers and mugs with this wonderful art of my perfect baby son on them!!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
fellas is it gay to be straight
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️

his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
kinda freudian.... idk
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
oh i'm sorry am i bothering you???
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Yale Law galaxy brain
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
what?? how dare you commit human trafficking on this platform!!! if this happens another 16 times i'm going to be very upset!
Instagram’s former head of safety and well-being Vaishnavi Jayakumar testified the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex.

“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"

time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM