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cait.bsky.social
cait (and adonis)
@cait.bsky.social
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big famous microblogger pet account reactionary [she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom https://ko-fi.com/O5O2SN6KI
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26d
love this guy
orange cat on the bed in a weird position
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 8h
dear Supreme Corut i am NOT owned. do NOT give my website to that guy i'm serious!!!!! stop!!!!
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Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley.bsky.social · 17h
Alex Jones has asked the Supreme Court to immediately put his almost $1.5 billion defamation judgment on hold, citing the imminent threat of InfoWars being handed over to The Onion.

If there isn't a stay, "InfoWars will have been acquired by its ideological nemesis and destroyed," the filing says.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 11h
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12h
my neighbor stopped me in the parking lot to say "is that your cat?? he's so handsome and I need you to know I'm obsessed with him" and I looked up and saw this
orange cat lurking in the window
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11h
i’ll never get over this
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12h
it's so weird!!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Apr 21
sometimes I tell Adonis how popular he is and how much everyone online loves him and he looks at me like this
orange cat laying on the floor looking at me blankly
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12h
my neighbor stopped me in the parking lot to say "is that your cat?? he's so handsome and I need you to know I'm obsessed with him" and I looked up and saw this
orange cat lurking in the window
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chiitan.love
Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 20h
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 13h
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SteelFox144 • 1d ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter I haven't read The Onion for a long time, but I wouldn't be surprised. The Left tries to take over everything. Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share CookieMobster64 • 22h ago Did the left take over your failing marriage? Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share u/SteelFox144 avatar SteelFox144 • 22h ago • Edited 20h ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter Did the left take over your failing marriage? Failing? My marriage failed a long time ago. It only lasted 3 years and that was too long. My ex wife was a hardcore feminist who blamed literally everything that didn't go her way on sexism. She went from having sex with me everyday to once a month, if I was lucky, the day we got married. She literally screamed at me anytime I didn't do whatever she wanted and wouldn't stop screaming at me for hours on end until I did it. She also more than doubled her weight in the first year of our marriage and informed
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14h
you know I was
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14h
that was me
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14h
"Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman eight months pregnant—she is an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School—and she is saying 'eff Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta."

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-compl...
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19h
Line goes up
degrowth larry summers @nkulw Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid 8:56 PM • 2/10/22 • Twitter for iPhone
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Jonathan Ladd @jonmladd.bsky.social · 19h
Kristi Noem should never have been confirmed after this. It ended up being a perfect representation of what she would do.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · May 20
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?

NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country

HASSAN: That's incorrect
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d
my husband sends me the absolute best pictures while I am at work
orange cat very close to the camera orange cat with eyes closed being petted
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16h
too bad bc this bitch isn't stopping!! i'm smiling rn!!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16h
what's important is if WE are betraying THEM actually
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16h
LMFAO
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Aug 4
he wants so badly to go bite Mr Cait until he wakes up and gives him breakfast 5 hours early, but he knows i'll pick him up and move him somewhere else so he's just staring at me like this
orange cat looking so annoyed
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Aug 22
me: my sweet baby boy i love you so much. who's mommy's sweet little man? what a nice boy you are

the nice boy:
orange cat doing a big bite to my arm under a blanket orange cat doing a big bite to my arm but the blanket is gone now
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d
POV: you are going to be bitten
orange cat looking crazed orange cat attacking the camera
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18h
🚨attention: biting is imminent 🚨
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 22h
It is simply accurate to call this regime segregationist.
Trump Fires Black Officials From an Overwhelmingly White Administration
www.nytimes.com
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 21h
people on here apparently need to learn a lesson most of us learn in elementary school, which is that it’s fucking rude to correct people on zero stakes things and doing so leads rightfully to social ostracism
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22h
BRUH
fucking weirdo
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 23h
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
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amb.fyi
pumpkin spice amb 🎃 @amb.fyi · 1d
The Portland protest frog has done more to protect American democracy and fight fascism than all but the tiniest handful of elected officials
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23h
I kept trying this with him and he was like "why are you whining? i'm going to bite you extra hard now"
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