cait (and adonis)
@cait.bsky.social
The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
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reminding myself there is good in the world and it is right here
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congrats to the people who gave their email instead of mine at Wells Fargo several years ago for finally paying off their mortgage 🎉
January 26, 2026 at 9:04 PM
congrats to the people who gave their email instead of mine at Wells Fargo several years ago for finally paying off their mortgage 🎉
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yes, this is my area. my blankeys are in it
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 PM
yes, this is my area. my blankeys are in it
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would you like to be emotional this morning? allow me to assist
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 PM
would you like to be emotional this morning? allow me to assist
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fuck yeah we should see if we can get them to k
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 7:13 PM
fuck yeah we should see if we can get them to k
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i know the whistles are a useful tool because reporters on the ground have seen it but also because all the shittiest little shitworms are making up reasons to cry about them
January 25, 2026 at 11:51 PM
i know the whistles are a useful tool because reporters on the ground have seen it but also because all the shittiest little shitworms are making up reasons to cry about them
if you ever want to make yourself insane search "she warned us" on here
January 26, 2026 at 6:11 PM
if you ever want to make yourself insane search "she warned us" on here
one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces
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a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
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someone's realizing he might for real lose his seat over this, huh
January 26, 2026 at 5:13 PM
someone's realizing he might for real lose his seat over this, huh
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i genuinely think if you think protesters are paid to be at a protest you are potentially the lowest rung of the ladder of intelligence. you just won’t make it
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 PM
i genuinely think if you think protesters are paid to be at a protest you are potentially the lowest rung of the ladder of intelligence. you just won’t make it
I just watched a lady walk out to the parking lot, stand and look at a car buried in the snow for a moment, then turn and walk back inside. queen. i get it
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I just watched a lady walk out to the parking lot, stand and look at a car buried in the snow for a moment, then turn and walk back inside. queen. i get it
would you like to be emotional this morning? allow me to assist
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 PM
would you like to be emotional this morning? allow me to assist
yes, this is my area. my blankeys are in it
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 PM
yes, this is my area. my blankeys are in it
yeah whatever. anyway I think there should be a special Nuremberg trial just for journalists
Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"?
January 26, 2026 at 2:10 PM
yeah whatever. anyway I think there should be a special Nuremberg trial just for journalists
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there's a foot of snow outside and he is inside on his blankey nest
January 25, 2026 at 11:46 PM
there's a foot of snow outside and he is inside on his blankey nest
I mean this in a way I have never meant it before: nightmare blunt rotation
Something jarring about seeing Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson on the same speech program.
This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I mean this in a way I have never meant it before: nightmare blunt rotation
every day that goes by, it becomes more ludicrous to imagine a hypothetical Trump voter whose hearts and minds could be changed, just now, by some latest atrocity when they were fine with everything up until then
January 26, 2026 at 3:41 AM
every day that goes by, it becomes more ludicrous to imagine a hypothetical Trump voter whose hearts and minds could be changed, just now, by some latest atrocity when they were fine with everything up until then
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This was just me making this comparison yesterday, but today the Korean news is calling Minnesota "America's Gwangju" and have human rights lawyers explaining how America is now living through the dictatorship Korea once had.
The Chun regime that my wife fought against in the 80s did the exact same thing. They needed a "crisis" that "only they could solve" to hoard more ill-gotten power, so they chose one city (Gwangju), declared its inhabitants enemies, sent trucks full of soldiers to violently attack and kill them.
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
This was just me making this comparison yesterday, but today the Korean news is calling Minnesota "America's Gwangju" and have human rights lawyers explaining how America is now living through the dictatorship Korea once had.
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hey i factory reset my phone and lost the secret top posters cabal signal group chat. can someone send me the link
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
hey i factory reset my phone and lost the secret top posters cabal signal group chat. can someone send me the link
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How do you do, fellow neighbors?
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
How do you do, fellow neighbors?
there's a foot of snow outside and he is inside on his blankey nest
January 25, 2026 at 11:46 PM
there's a foot of snow outside and he is inside on his blankey nest
they did in fact very literally vote for this. they wanted the brutality, they just assumed it would be against someone else
Seriously, folks, people did NOT vote for murder on the streets. A majority of those who voted went for Trump, and to win power, those against Trump will have to win many of them over, not reject them all as people who want fascism.
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 PM
they did in fact very literally vote for this. they wanted the brutality, they just assumed it would be against someone else
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it's actually healthy to spend 7-8 hours a day going fucking insane
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
it's actually healthy to spend 7-8 hours a day going fucking insane