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That's right. It's time for part 3 of the FPS series; this time, a lot of assorted thoughts on what makes for good enemy design. This one was fun as hell to write.

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building a better first person shooter part 3: enemy mine
So! First, we talked about a specific subgenre of first person shooter, loosely starting with Unreal and Half-Life and dying off around…
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what if i had pineapple soft serve right now. but keto. what if that was a thing that could exist
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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I remember Stephen Colbert referring to the experience of watching live-action Speed Racer as being like being put into a dryer drum with a bunch of ignited fireworks, and this is like that for people who play video games imo
average kirby air riders experience
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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And the hidden message says "please may this sell"
Once I decided to rip a bunch of models out of N64 racing games and found a hidden message in unused texture data which hadn't been read by anyone else on earth tcrf.net/AeroGauge
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Here's a behind the scenes look into the creation of Arkveld and its piercing gaze!

Tell us, hunters, what are your most memorable moments from clashing with the #MHWilds flagship monster?
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Nagase: Rattles off an entire soliloquy about how awful war is

Chopper: "Haha jokes"

Grimm: *Squeaky Voiced Simpsons Teen noises*

Blaze: *Barely restrained grunts of murderlust between quad-kill missile hits*
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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funny way bsky shortened the thread
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
idk how to tell you all this but the guy who did the 'look on my works, ye mighty' thing had it all wrong, because that guy's actual name was ramesses 2. he is literally one of the most famous guys of all time. his works did in fact kind of make many people despair,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramesse...
Ramesses II - Wikipedia
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November 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
theyve given us too much power. we strapped a solar panel to a lobster!
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
there is but one wizard i fear. horse wizard
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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my man Tax, in this thread, has a big interesting writeup of the trials of an illfated project and the experience of "i thought if i got a bunch of people together who know how to do this kind of work they would do it but they talked it to death instead". relatable

impromptu.zone/t/when-game-...
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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And what if the showdown..takes place in the boudoir, rather than the street? 😏
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM
don't worry Farmer from Hit Video Game Adios, Hazel from Hit Video Game South of Midnight got revenge for your ass
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Genre is fallow ground, rich for transplantation with ideas from elsewhere. And doing that can be way more suprising than bashing the same old action figures together
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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I love the way you've posed this question.

It's like Alan Moore asking why every fantasy story needs dragons or unicorns or whatever and writing a gritty post-war novel that's got this buck wild isekai fantasy world running alongside it.

Tropes are great; subversions are great; but...
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
time for a little south of midnight
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Sort of a related tangent, I've noticed a thing that tends to happen with tropes conventions:

- Thing happens
- Thing keeps happening, becomes trope
- Trope is overused
- Media subverts trope
- Subversion becomes so popular it's difficult to find the trope played straight
there's like... two layers of any given concept

there's "what the thing is" and then there's "the surface stuff"

take a 'western,' right? some people will be like:

1) cowboy
2) this town is too small for you and i, so one of us will have to leave and/or die
3) bandits
4) gunfights

but does it?
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Everyone’s cheering (for freelance reviews on Game File)

I hear it’s a hit (freelance reviews on Game File)

Buy an annual subscription today (for more freelance reviews on Game File)
NEW: @jmrivera.bsky.social has written Game File's first freelance game review--about one of 2025's stranger games

"Blippo+ feels like something I was lucky enough to catch in the wee hours of the night, on a channel that I wasn’t supposed to receive"

www.gamefile.news/p/blippo-plu...
A new video game that's all fake TV shows
A review of Blippo+, one of 2025's stranger new games for Switch and PC (previously on Playdate!)
www.gamefile.news
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
hoping they make a prequel to total chaos called partial chaos
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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people are like “fuck AI” unless it has a moe anime profile and gasses you up in your replies. now I have to look at that garbage online.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
just remember that supporting trans rights is statistically the winning position and people who oppose trans rights haven't been doing so hot in the polls
I support Trans rights as much as anyone but it's an electoral loser. It helps Republicans who are ok with shooting trans.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM