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ADIOS. HARDSPACE. PARATOPIC. Narrative Designer. Creative Director. Game design consultant.

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That's right. It's time for part 3 of the FPS series; this time, a lot of assorted thoughts on what makes for good enemy design. This one was fun as hell to write.

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building a better first person shooter part 3: enemy mine
So! First, we talked about a specific subgenre of first person shooter, loosely starting with Unreal and Half-Life and dying off around…
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DOC NO
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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This is why we all freak out about theft btw, bc just a few copies can make an actual, real difference. you would be surprised at how few copies someone needs to make it onto a bestseller list
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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WRITER: Hello! I work very hard to craft diverting art and entertainment projects that I offer for sale; I do this so I can afford things like food and electricity.

THIS FUCKIN GUY: Oh my GOD can you not simply divest yourself of the wage-justifying paradigm, you are so cringe
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I enjoy the planned ease of that last line:

"He has temporarily put an end to his challenge of creating fantasy through metaphors and he will assault heaven itself and dethrone our masters who reign there."
And yes before you ask I went to the source and checked, he literally refered to it as JRPG 3.0 on a slide
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
oh, you think an egg makes ramen better? what if i do that to this cold cereal *does not break eye contact*
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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sigh
roll the Hayseed Knight clip again

bsky.app/profile/maxi...
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
trias is a very difficult enemy
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
back on this bull shit (planescape borement)
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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"Hey man, they've got Cheddar Bay Biscuits in the frozen section, y'know."

Thou art I... And I am thou...

Thou hast seen how bonds may change...

The bond that hath changed... It is thy
first step in learning the truth.

Thou must bear thine inner power of
"Red Lobster" becoming "Hunger"...
i am thou

thou art i

thou hath discovered da new lobster
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Wild Card, Thou and Thine Companions Hath run this establishment out of bay biscuits, what the fuck
i am thou

thou art i

thou hath discovered da new lobster
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i am thou

thou art i

thou hath discovered da new lobster
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Cold Fear is cool but what about Hot Fear
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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i forget the context, but a while back i saw someone refer to genre as an ongoing conversation between works and i found that an intriguing way to frame it
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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there's like... two layers of any given concept

there's "what the thing is" and then there's "the surface stuff"

take a 'western,' right? some people will be like:

1) cowboy
2) this town is too small for you and i, so one of us will have to leave and/or die
3) bandits
4) gunfights

but does it?
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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there were a couple weeks where i tried Perplexity to see if AI search engines were any good.

They aren't.

If you disagree let me make something clear: I am better at searching than you.
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Last Samurai Standing is such a lovely show so far.

Okada is a great actor and action choreographer, it's full of tons of neat little guys and some of the biggest Japanese actors, and the opening battle looks like it might've taken place at frequent toku location Mt. Iwafune?
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Steam intentionally killing an old, respected, and beloved decade old indie game studio through bullshit policy is fucking wild
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I think a lot of people in the center genuinely mistake baseline leftists and progressives for like 60s era hippies instead of just boring professionals and blue collar workers who took Mr. Rogers shit seriously lol.
what?
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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October 29, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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ok me
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
a group of fighter jets flying in a blue sky .
Alt: a group of fighter jets flying in a blue sky .
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November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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The very first users of generative AI immediately and reflexively used it to insult as obsolete the process of learning how to do stuff and giving a fuck about the outcome of that learning.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM