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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 11h

nightmare blunt rotation fr

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · Oct 31

Biffo the Bear sitting on a stool with a smug expression, drinking from a bucket of yellow fluid with a long straw, saying "I deserve this!"

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 23h

shartgpt em dash lol

if a boss does this they should be required by law to do the same, motherfucker how do YOU spend your working hours

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 23h

more like Tron: Arse

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 1d

putting on the official Halloween soundtrack

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 1d

mlyp!!!!!

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 1d

really like the design of those bad boys, still haven't tried one

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 1d

all my facts gone, only slurp juice remains

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 1d

read up on it the other day for my own use and nightshade and glaze is practically worthless apparently

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 1d

absolute cinema, allegedly

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 1d

sure but you won't like what I'm praying for

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 1d

about time, that was a crazy cliffhanger to leave us on

Page Six @pagesix.com · 2d

Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast

Gibson's long-gestating sequel will start shooting in Rome, but with a completely new cast, an insider told Page Six.

pagesix.com

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah im from the future *hands u usb stick labeled "Photoshop 2"*

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 1d

snart...

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 1d

patting my pockets looking for my phone while scrolling bsky on my phone

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 1d

what in the goddamn

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 1d

Silent Hill - Insane in the Men's Brain

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 2d

hehe "come"

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 2d

don't stop twisting until you hear bones snap though

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 2d

kenny, thank you for twisting their arm on this issue

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 2d

You best correct ya pet

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 2d

rookie mistake, lad. that's the GORY hole

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your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨 @davidgerard.co.uk · 3d

lol. here is a (multipart) rant on atproto from May 2023 all of which turns out to have been how this bsky thing worked out urbanists.social/@sam/1103399...

Sam :verified: (@[email protected])

Fucking Christ the @protocol is the most obtuse crock of shit I've ever looked at. It is complex solely for the sake of being complex and still suffers from *all* of the same problems as Mastodon. Yo...

urbanists.social

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woketoberpus @woketopus.bsky.social · 3d

i hope this works

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Oct 1

Text message screenshot:

Hey can I have the guy
I'm mad at someone

Yes hold on

Image of a dude made out of emojis jacking off and presenting a middle finger

here you go

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