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My childishness is a crime against mature.
Dr. Wifeprov let me make dinner tonight
January 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Dr. Wifeprov let me make dinner tonight
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apparently the biggest killer in the state of Illinois is hope
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
apparently the biggest killer in the state of Illinois is hope
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this but the bears
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
this but the bears
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holy fuck it’s real
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
holy fuck it’s real
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For each re-skeet, he will shrink
January 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
For each re-skeet, he will shrink
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heading down to the basement of the lake
July 22, 2023 at 9:00 PM
heading down to the basement of the lake
caleb log the fuck off my man
you aren't wrong. my problem is that I keep asking the television "it's fourth and (less than ten), think they'll throw it?" and then they fucken do. again.
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
caleb log the fuck off my man
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AGDQ is proof it's probably fine to give a bunch of neurodivergent people a telethon
January 11, 2026 at 1:05 AM
AGDQ is proof it's probably fine to give a bunch of neurodivergent people a telethon
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I hate Matt Lafleur so much
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I hate Matt Lafleur so much
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wow, they really DO have a ribbon for everything now
July 21, 2023 at 5:28 PM
wow, they really DO have a ribbon for everything now
🎵FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME🎶
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January 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
🎵FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YA TELL ME🎶
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My moods of this year so far. Sassy. Confused. Screaming into the void
January 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
My moods of this year so far. Sassy. Confused. Screaming into the void
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if woke is dead then explain why they're called the Panthers and not the Panthims
January 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
if woke is dead then explain why they're called the Panthers and not the Panthims
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shout-out to this nyc tour bus that i just saw in soho using the chicago skyline but with the empire state building crudely photoshopped in. amazing bit
January 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
shout-out to this nyc tour bus that i just saw in soho using the chicago skyline but with the empire state building crudely photoshopped in. amazing bit
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The opposite of soba noodles is drunken noodles.
June 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The opposite of soba noodles is drunken noodles.
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I have captured the soul of Shaquille O’Neil within this crystal
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I have captured the soul of Shaquille O’Neil within this crystal
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![Screenshot of Deadlock chat
(All) WavyBaby(Lash):
Pervert
(All) Trevor(Vindicta):
pervert
[All] MacyBot(Calico):
why are you a perv?
(All) The Pervert(Victor)
im not](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:schih4qckl33wnkdbaximj7v/bafkreiet75urhv5us4kdjc7v6pdmomk2hzfvu5acjgiwy2f3bmiuquvkiu@jpeg)
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90s dickswapping porn movie called JERK/OFF
January 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
90s dickswapping porn movie called JERK/OFF
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New shirt, perhaps more sadly relevant than ever. Please do not report me to the corporation. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8591...
Try And Stop Us by kthorjensen
As seen on famous animated father Homblur Sampson on non-copyright-infringing episode S13E15 - "Blame it on Lisa" of Animated TV Series (No Name Given)
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January 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
New shirt, perhaps more sadly relevant than ever. Please do not report me to the corporation. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8591...