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jimprov
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· Jul 12
My childishness is a crime against mature.
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yeah I like Dworkin. Dworkin for the dweekend.
July 14, 2023 at 8:31 PM
yeah I like Dworkin. Dworkin for the dweekend.
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Pantshopticon
Retailers trying to remove any positive feelings people have about buying things in store, again.
Workers at TJ Maxx and Marshalls are wearing police-like body cameras. Here’s how it’s going | CNN Business
Hourly retail security workers are now wearing police-like body cameras at major chains.
www.cnn.com
June 5, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Pantshopticon
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NFL Week 13 Matchup Doodles (Turkey Edition) 🙂
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
NFL Week 13 Matchup Doodles (Turkey Edition) 🙂
Helen Hyde (1912)
!["A Common Scold" color woodcut on paper
----- [from Artvee] -----
Born in Lima, New York, Hyde spent her adolescent years in California. Her art education began at the age of twelve when she studied for two years with her neighbour, Ferdinand Richardt, an American-Danish artist.
[...]
Between 1882 and 1888, Hyde continued her education by graduating from Wellesley School for Girls and attending the California School of Design. For the next six years, Hyde developed her artistic talents through her studies with Franz Skarbina in Berlin, and Raphaël Collin and Félix Régamey in Paris. Régamey introduced Hyde to the Japonism movement through his vast Japanese art collection. The paintings of Mary Cassatt, an American impressionist, were also very influential in Hyde's decision to focus on Japanese attributes in her works. Mary Cassatt's paintings were significantly inspired by Japanese works of art, and many of her paintings were women and children themes. Hyde also studied with Emil Carlsen, an American painter, and Kanō Tomonobu, the final master painter at the famous Kanō school of Japanese painting.
By 1894, Hyde had returned to California and began to sketch likenesses of Chinatown women and children. Through her association with the Sketch Club, Hyde met and became friends with Josephine Hyde. Together they attempted color etchings, and in 1899, the two Hyde women settled in Japan to study the country's painting techniques.
While Josephine Hyde returned to America, Helen Hyde continued her study in Japan in color woodblock printing. In Japan, Helen Hyde learned the Japanese woodblock printing techniques from masters such as Emil Orlik, a European living in Japan. Hyde resided in Japan from 1903 through 1913 and refined color woodblock printing to a fine art. During this time, Hyde also traveled extensively to China, India, and Mexico. In 1914, Hyde left Japan and took up residency in the United States until her death in 1919.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ewb37o2ftablnrgx3ma45l3b/bafkreibwpcjciapqinq63dyi6lzldhqt5xxinact3d47gns2bhwb5fr26i@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Helen Hyde (1912)
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I forgot I made these... in 2018 lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
August 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I forgot I made these... in 2018 lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
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There’s no better way to stuff a stocking this year than with a pack of Pants Playing Cards. The ultimate holiday gift.
Are you ready to stuff?
theartofpants.com
Are you ready to stuff?
theartofpants.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
There’s no better way to stuff a stocking this year than with a pack of Pants Playing Cards. The ultimate holiday gift.
Are you ready to stuff?
theartofpants.com
Are you ready to stuff?
theartofpants.com
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November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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finished meal prep for the week 💅
October 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
finished meal prep for the week 💅
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One BATTLEFIELD EARTH After Another
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
One BATTLEFIELD EARTH After Another
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one of the most mesmerizing things I’ve ever seen on youtube
J. S. Bach - Toccata and Fugue in D minor on the glass harp (музыкальные бокалы)
YouTube video by GlassDuo - Glass Harp
youtu.be
August 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
one of the most mesmerizing things I’ve ever seen on youtube
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when our old puppers, Walker, would make this face we would call him “Lord Bottom Lip”
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
when our old puppers, Walker, would make this face we would call him “Lord Bottom Lip”
promise to stop obsessing at some point
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
promise to stop obsessing at some point
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She'd be a lot prettier if she smiled-
*immediately begins choking on grape*
*immediately begins choking on grape*
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
She'd be a lot prettier if she smiled-
*immediately begins choking on grape*
*immediately begins choking on grape*
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kelly! kelly, it's trent. your cousin, machine gun trent. you know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this! [pounds pencil into dickhole]
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
kelly! kelly, it's trent. your cousin, machine gun trent. you know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this! [pounds pencil into dickhole]
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I think JD Vance should definitely say out loud that Pope Leo is the Antichrist
In leaked audio recordings, Peter Thiel reveals he told JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral issues, including the development of ethical AI. He also suggested the American pope was a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I think JD Vance should definitely say out loud that Pope Leo is the Antichrist
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{electric six's "gay bar" intensifies}
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
{electric six's "gay bar" intensifies}
Susie Ganch (2013-2014)
!["Drag" collected detritus and steel
----- [from the Smithsonian American Art Museum] -----
Susie Ganch applied her virtuoso skills in metal and jewelry to make this monumental bracelet from discarded plastics. It includes many single-use plastics, like coffee lids, to show that long after we throw it away, plastic lives on indefinitely, becoming a drag on our ecosystems.
```Our collective detritus connects me physically to the world outside my studio while also serving as a commentary on our collective habits of consumption. From a distance they are beautiful. Up close they are dirty and covered with the evidence of their now forgotten use. With these materials, I construct pieces that are comprised of multiple interdependent parts. Often held together by tension, they have structural integrity but also flexibility and fragility. This dynamic balance mimics the cooperative nature of the universe.
The idea is to offer the viewer a tactile experience.``` — Susie Ganch
~ This Present Moment: Crafting a Better World, 2022](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ewb37o2ftablnrgx3ma45l3b/bafkreidh2vmo242tidgqvbmzgstatddxkbajk2qramyatvuc7pbxt2j6hm@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Susie Ganch (2013-2014)
she belongs here and I'm glad she realized it right away :)
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
she belongs here and I'm glad she realized it right away :)
JOBY
SULMARR
CHOPE
SULMARR
CHOPE
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
JOBY
SULMARR
CHOPE
SULMARR
CHOPE
still can’t fit a regular sized spoon in these fuckers
Yoplait Breakfast Yogurt (1985-1986): A line of yogurt blended with nuts and grains like wheat or oats, marketed as a complete morning meal. Available in a variety of fruit flavors such as berry, peach, and strawberry/banana
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
still can’t fit a regular sized spoon in these fuckers
amateur soundsystem block parties
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
amateur soundsystem block parties