"Sweet Man" Cam
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it's so interesting how every single person has lost their fucking mind, and how every day we are exposed to new ways in which someone can lose their fucking minds, ways that we had considered possible but almost mythical, like we're all explorers who keep happening upon lost worlds of madness
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I’m thankful for my family, $tokenError:invalidMatrix, and being able to generate potential Thanksgiving conversations ahead of time so I can rehearse. It’s not just Turkey Day — it’s an opportunity for optimized discussions without the awkward moments. Thanks OpenAI!
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m thankful for my family, $tokenError:invalidMatrix, and being able to generate potential Thanksgiving conversations ahead of time so I can rehearse. It’s not just Turkey Day — it’s an opportunity for optimized discussions without the awkward moments. Thanks OpenAI!
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Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
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thinking about her today…
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
thinking about her today…
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Johnny Depp being raptured and you hear all his rings clanking on the ground
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Johnny Depp being raptured and you hear all his rings clanking on the ground
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you’re a guy shopping for sex toys online and you click on a section called “masturbators” it should just take you to a picture of yourself. If you’re shopping for someone else it should take you to a picture of your dad.
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you’re a guy shopping for sex toys online and you click on a section called “masturbators” it should just take you to a picture of yourself. If you’re shopping for someone else it should take you to a picture of your dad.
My neighbor called and texted to ask for boxes he said he saw me breaking down. Chill out Joe. I’m not dealing with this today
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My neighbor called and texted to ask for boxes he said he saw me breaking down. Chill out Joe. I’m not dealing with this today
Trying to do all the mental gymnastics to justify buying this amazing coat from Todd Snyder that is out of my price range even at the 30% Black Friday discount
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Trying to do all the mental gymnastics to justify buying this amazing coat from Todd Snyder that is out of my price range even at the 30% Black Friday discount
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have you been up all night eating cheese?
The Simpsons - 64 Slices Of American Cheese
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
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November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
have you been up all night eating cheese?
SOME people want to tell you how YOU should go into that good night. well, i say it's a personal choice.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
SOME people want to tell you how YOU should go into that good night. well, i say it's a personal choice.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you’re a guy shopping for sex toys online and you click on a section called “masturbators” it should just take you to a picture of yourself. If you’re shopping for someone else it should take you to a picture of your dad.
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you’re a guy shopping for sex toys online and you click on a section called “masturbators” it should just take you to a picture of yourself. If you’re shopping for someone else it should take you to a picture of your dad.
looks like a fuckin tim and eric character
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
looks like a fuckin tim and eric character
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if the menswear website calls it "shirting" i know right away i'm out of my league. time to take my broke ass back to madewell like the dog i am
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
if the menswear website calls it "shirting" i know right away i'm out of my league. time to take my broke ass back to madewell like the dog i am
How am I supposed to watch this movie Hamnet with a name like that. How am I supposed to talk about it. Hamnet. Sounds like something Mike Lindell invented to keep his pigs confined to his room. Sounds like something that catches pig acrobats. Hamnet.
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
How am I supposed to watch this movie Hamnet with a name like that. How am I supposed to talk about it. Hamnet. Sounds like something Mike Lindell invented to keep his pigs confined to his room. Sounds like something that catches pig acrobats. Hamnet.
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If I saw Dracula turn into a bat or other creepy crawly I'd give him such a big bare ass spanking. Knock it off, mister!
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If I saw Dracula turn into a bat or other creepy crawly I'd give him such a big bare ass spanking. Knock it off, mister!
Look good, feel goo. Thats my motto!
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Look good, feel goo. Thats my motto!
Planet’s gotten warmer ever since we started closing up that hole in the ozone layer…I’m just sayin! #itsmytwocents
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Planet’s gotten warmer ever since we started closing up that hole in the ozone layer…I’m just sayin! #itsmytwocents
the inventor of the elastic waist pant:
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
the inventor of the elastic waist pant:
always put salt in your eyes
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
always put salt in your eyes
shit man this is BLEAK
in which the Chief Strategist and Portfolio Manager for Simplify Asset Management discovers how anachronistic & damaging “the poverty line” metric is in the USA— www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
shit man this is BLEAK
"The greatest story ever told" and it's about Jesus?! GTFO
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"The greatest story ever told" and it's about Jesus?! GTFO