Ryan
@boynamedshit.bsky.social
You’re solid gold
I’ll see you in hell
🇺🇸 in 🇳🇿 AKL
I’ll see you in hell
🇺🇸 in 🇳🇿 AKL
What are you supposed to do when an 18 out of 10 baddie shows interest just be like hey you want to get a coffee like a dumbass
February 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
What are you supposed to do when an 18 out of 10 baddie shows interest just be like hey you want to get a coffee like a dumbass
When god closes a door he also closes a window you are trapped motherfucker
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 AM
When god closes a door he also closes a window you are trapped motherfucker
Reds signing Eugenio Suarez again is the rare Reds transaction where the only negative reactions I’ve seen so far are from division rivals like “no not this guy again omfg no”
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Reds signing Eugenio Suarez again is the rare Reds transaction where the only negative reactions I’ve seen so far are from division rivals like “no not this guy again omfg no”
Was considering a haircut but this has been further postponed by a woman at work asking what products I use
Looking better with short hair vs feeling like this when the breeze is blowing
a man with long hair is sitting in the driver 's seat of a truck with his eyes closed .
Alt: Nicolas cage in con air with the wind blowing through his hair and smiling
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February 4, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Was considering a haircut but this has been further postponed by a woman at work asking what products I use
Back on my bullshit: listening to Soundgarden and lifting weights
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Back on my bullshit: listening to Soundgarden and lifting weights
Scored free cheese because my friend decided to recommit to veganism
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Scored free cheese because my friend decided to recommit to veganism
Causal Friday you can wear a tshirt but it may lead to other events
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Causal Friday you can wear a tshirt but it may lead to other events
Warsaw or the First Breath You Take After You Give Up by Them Crooked Vultures
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Warsaw or the First Breath You Take After You Give Up by Them Crooked Vultures
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February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Cardinals were just like give me the weirdest names you’ve got
The Seattle Mariners have acquired All-Star Brendan Donovan. Deal is done. Full trade, per sources:
Mariners receive: Donovan
Cardinals receive: RHP Jurrangelo Cijntje, CF Tai Peete, OF Colton Ledbetter and two competitive-balance Round B picks
Rays receive: 3B Ben Williamson
Mariners receive: Donovan
Cardinals receive: RHP Jurrangelo Cijntje, CF Tai Peete, OF Colton Ledbetter and two competitive-balance Round B picks
Rays receive: 3B Ben Williamson
February 3, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Cardinals were just like give me the weirdest names you’ve got
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This weather feels like a hairdryer
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
This weather feels like a hairdryer
Turns out Succession was too subtle about what tremendous shitheads the ultra wealthy are
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Turns out Succession was too subtle about what tremendous shitheads the ultra wealthy are
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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Damn girl are you in the French navy because you’ve got a real
March 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Damn girl are you in the French navy because you’ve got a real
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Most important game of the year
February 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Most important game of the year
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My dumbfuck colleagues do not know about Joanna Newsom
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 AM
My dumbfuck colleagues do not know about Joanna Newsom
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That one homie who’s a bit of a dipshit
May 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
That one homie who’s a bit of a dipshit
They should invent a dude that shuts up
January 30, 2026 at 8:39 AM
They should invent a dude that shuts up
I do like the beastie boys but man that is some harsh ass Brooklyn squawking
January 30, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I do like the beastie boys but man that is some harsh ass Brooklyn squawking
After work drinks in the summer hit different. You’re buzzing on the train at 7:50 and it’s still light as hell.
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 AM
After work drinks in the summer hit different. You’re buzzing on the train at 7:50 and it’s still light as hell.
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January 29, 2026 at 8:40 PM