Ryan
@boynamedshit.bsky.social
You’re solid gold
I’ll see you in hell
🇺🇸 in 🇳🇿 AKL
I’ll see you in hell
🇺🇸 in 🇳🇿 AKL
This weather feels like a hairdryer
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
This weather feels like a hairdryer
Turns out Succession was too subtle about what tremendous shitheads the ultra wealthy are
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Turns out Succession was too subtle about what tremendous shitheads the ultra wealthy are
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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Damn girl are you in the French navy because you’ve got a real
March 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Damn girl are you in the French navy because you’ve got a real
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Most important game of the year
February 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Most important game of the year
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My dumbfuck colleagues do not know about Joanna Newsom
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 AM
My dumbfuck colleagues do not know about Joanna Newsom
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That one homie who’s a bit of a dipshit
May 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
That one homie who’s a bit of a dipshit
They should invent a dude that shuts up
January 30, 2026 at 8:39 AM
They should invent a dude that shuts up
I do like the beastie boys but man that is some harsh ass Brooklyn squawking
January 30, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I do like the beastie boys but man that is some harsh ass Brooklyn squawking
After work drinks in the summer hit different. You’re buzzing on the train at 7:50 and it’s still light as hell.
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 AM
After work drinks in the summer hit different. You’re buzzing on the train at 7:50 and it’s still light as hell.
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January 29, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
2020: sure would be nice to live in some precedented times
2026: ahhhh fuck
2026: ahhhh fuck
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 AM
2020: sure would be nice to live in some precedented times
2026: ahhhh fuck
2026: ahhhh fuck
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It's always nice when Shea Whigham shows up in a movie. I wonder if Hollywood has considered just having him on retainer to be in all movies.
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 AM
It's always nice when Shea Whigham shows up in a movie. I wonder if Hollywood has considered just having him on retainer to be in all movies.
Smashed my finger between a 15 and 20 kg plate. Not a fan
January 27, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Smashed my finger between a 15 and 20 kg plate. Not a fan
Middle of summer and I can see my breath walking to the bus stop this morning
January 26, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Middle of summer and I can see my breath walking to the bus stop this morning
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What the Berries And Cream Lad looks like today will SHOCK you
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 12:12 AM
What the Berries And Cream Lad looks like today will SHOCK you
Hear this and I’m back at the studio apartment we were living in when we first got together youtu.be/fsaQjdhrGus
Get Away
YouTube video by Yuck - Topic
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Hear this and I’m back at the studio apartment we were living in when we first got together youtu.be/fsaQjdhrGus
Hate that the maha freaks have high jacked food discourse. I want to fry food in beef tallow and eat unpasteurized French Brie because I’m a hedonist not because of “seed oils”.
January 25, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Hate that the maha freaks have high jacked food discourse. I want to fry food in beef tallow and eat unpasteurized French Brie because I’m a hedonist not because of “seed oils”.
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Obama only shows up when it looks like the people might have a say in making the country less shitty. He makes sure that doesn't happen.
All three living Democratic presidents have said nothing about any of this. I don’t mean just today, I mean any of it. Obama’s last two tweets are about basketball and wishing his wife happy birthday. Nothing on Renee Good who was murdered 17 days ago
January 24, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Obama only shows up when it looks like the people might have a say in making the country less shitty. He makes sure that doesn't happen.