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Ryan
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You’re solid gold
I’ll see you in hell

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Johnny Depp being raptured and you hear all his rings clanking on the ground
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Approaching The Sentinelese shores absolutely blasting Dopesmoker and they instinctively drop their bows and pull the nostril flare thing that happens when you hear a sick riff
December 31, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Real Shit
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I do think this girl likes me because I am funny but I am not THAT funny
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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society moved on too quickly from laura dern saying she saw baby yoda at a basketball game
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Do we ever get to the bottom of Laura Dern seeing baby yoda at a basketball game
September 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Souped up car (full of broth)
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I had no idea he was actually American wow. From fucking Little Rock lmao
Born 26 Nov 1945, Daniel Davis is a US film, stage and TV actor. He portrayed Niles the butler in the sitcom The Nanny (1993-1999) and had 2 guest appearances as Professor Moriarty on Star Trek: The Next Generation, affecting a received pronunciation English dialect for both roles. #DanielDavis
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Nodding when Hank sings “Just a deck of cards, and a jug of wine
And a woman's lies makes a life like mine” even though I’ve never really been burnt by a woman
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Been watching this Epicurious series where they blind taste test different brands of the same food and a few interesting trends: they almost always hate Trader Joe’s products and are surprised when it’s revealed, they immediately clock vegan or gluten free stuff every single time.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
the Bitchita Whineman
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Never too early to keep an eye out
Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
One time Elvis brought in a bag with an entire rotisserie chicken carcass. The impressive thing was we lived in a two story townhouse at the time and he had to get in by jumping from the fence to the balcony off the main bedroom to get in.
The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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A little bit of Bobby giving hope
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dejected turkeys lmao
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Honest question can girls tell that you’re basically staring at them with heart eyes emoji whenever they talk
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The Arby’s hat of courthouses
parker county courthouse, weatherford, texas, 1993
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
And though final words are so hard to devise
I promise that I'll always remember your pretty eyes
Your pretty eyes
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Looking forward to work drinks on Friday I am going to get annihilated man
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM