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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 4h

No....not yet.

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 4h

Scrohawk was right there

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15h

crystal lake sheriff: well, we encased jason voorhees in about 10 bags of Quickcrete. he's basically never going to hurt anyone ever again, and it cost $400.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 18h

Hey everyone, just wanted to be sure that you were all following us at @heartlandsignal.bsky.social

Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 22h

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 18h

Pieces of shit

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 19h

The only reason we might avoid utter catastrophe is because they are so impatient that they might overreact to something that actually does cause people to physically challenge them. Their only chance of success relies on a mostly checked out population because they're heavily outnumbered.

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 21h

"He might invoke the Insurrection Act." Of course he will! They're going to keep pushing people until someone hurts an officer and then pretend they have no choice, and our media will largely play along because they dont wanna be seen as anti-cop, even though this was obviously the plan all along.

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 22h

Hey man, get a load of this

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 23h

I think it should be a bigger story that the administration is very publicly expressing their desire for officers to shoot Americans in the streets

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 23h

EXCLUSIVE — DHS Acting General Counsel sent out a memo Wednesday to all Federal Protective Service staff (the sub-agency that guards federal buildings) letting officers know they could take any action necessary "in the vicinity" federal property to protect themselves.

The Handbasket reports:

DHS top lawyer says 'no legal barrier' to actions officers can take to defend federal property

In a memo obtained exclusively by The Handbasket, Federal Protective Service (FPS) officers were given free rein.

www.thehandbasket.co

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 1d

Yes! It probably played at least some role in all his business failures too!

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 1d

One of the things that has kinda gotten lost in his 2nd term because of, well, everything, is just how big of a mark this guy is. If he didn't have other people handling his phone calls, he would have definitely given millions of dollars in gift cards to scammers by now.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

“Thank you to President Putin!”

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 1d

You can always tell people who didn't work their way up through real jobs and manage based on the dumbest ideas they've heard of other terrible bosses doing.

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

Here's the full memo.

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when they were just pretending he was the president for some reason?

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1d

Feel like “ongoing CONCACAF situation” could describe anything from this to full societal collapse.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

We have an ongoing CONCACAF situation in Nicaragua.

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 1d

New Guy Alert. Highly recommend following one of the best to ever do it.

rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 1d

sources are telling us donald trump doesn't feel good

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 1d

Shut the fuck up bitch

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

ok what are the stats tho

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 1d

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Robespierre 1 Imports @neraka27.bsky.social · 2d

A very unfortunate example of feed synchronicity

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 2d

Spirit Halloween costume named "Guy Javking Off In The Bushes," with the picture of a young Conservative UK activist who looks like an old pervert

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 2d

The guy on the left looks like a "Dirty Pervert" Spirit Halloween costume

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 3d

I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 3d

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 2d

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 2d

Is there any emptier threat than a cop threatening to get a real job?

Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 2d

The essence of Bari Weiss: not reporting, but crude partisan propaganda presented in the form of reporting—and usually pronounced from the mouths of anonymous sources which likely don't exist. Expect this sort of prolefeed at CBS News soon.

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Mr Halloween @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 2d

Man shut the fuck up

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