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Pander Sera
13 years
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
it's that time of year again
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
interplay
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
*holding in smoke* -ya well if i wanted to perform for the male gaze i’d either be dead or president by now-*pfffffffff😤*
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
going to be honest gang i splurged on a gizmo so i could play the pleasant bigfoot game
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“SHE WAS BORN FROM A WISH OUR HEARTS MADE” 😭😭😭
this is my new popular mascot character, Bluedog

she was born from a wish our hearts made

(IMPORTANT: she is NOT a dog, she's simply a dog-like girl from a rural town in upstate NY)
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i find taking off one’s hat and waving it around as a farewell so silly and charming, one of my fav contemporary bits
Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats https://theonion.com/study-average-19th-century-american-spent-93-of-time-waving-at-trains-boats/
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
why wait for something to fail when the time could be spent making something better
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i go absolutely nuts whenever sam reich says amuse-bouche if you will
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
comfortably volatile
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i don't think i've ever actually been 'shadowbanned' i think i just get steadily muted over time
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
next year maybe let's just not have a bingo card
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The Floor is one of the closest things we have to real life tournament saga anime
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Starting now and going until Dec 1, we're having a 40% off sale! Good for all music items in our webstore (sorry, no merch)!

Use the code: DEADWORLD40

shop.deathbombarc.com/discount/DEA...
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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a little Human Hype Core for ya this holiday season (stole that term from @shogundy.bsky.social )
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
look im happy we’re excited about ufos again i just dont like hearing baseless claims that friends of mine are violent thugs who bring crime etc do you see the pattern here
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I've decided to become Condescension itself 🙌
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
ya there's definitely a sick little twisted little pleasure i get from posting my sick little twisted little spider-man chairs every day
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
taking a big swig of truth tea and typing “this is a willful misunderstanding of the situation” under every post that thinks it is smarter than me
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i posted this earlier then deleted it then did a whole 3hr livestream about it so im posting it again: the trump mamdani press conference is maybe one of my favorite pieces of broadcast media i’ve ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
this one is a real beaut
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the walk has a curfew so every dusk i have to tear through the wind to beat the sunset
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
listen I'm not the best writer, I have a lot of annoying habits and I get hella pedantic. that being said i have a lot of things to say while i am alive
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM