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· May 15
the power of friendship is helping me defeat the egg
we're bringing back severing ties with family members who support trump this year
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
we're bringing back severing ties with family members who support trump this year
lot of old sega games that have been left rot. would love to see well done remasters/remakes of the pre online phantasy stars or shining force.
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
lot of old sega games that have been left rot. would love to see well done remasters/remakes of the pre online phantasy stars or shining force.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
hot car dads are the soccer moms of the 2026 midterms
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
hot car dads are the soccer moms of the 2026 midterms
drew pavlou is australian. they didn't even have indoor plumbing in the 50s.
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
drew pavlou is australian. they didn't even have indoor plumbing in the 50s.
coming out against dipping in oklahoma feels like it should be political suicide
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
coming out against dipping in oklahoma feels like it should be political suicide
lindsey graham telling anyone who interviews him that he plans to sue the government he serves for millions of dollars under a bizarre law he fought to pass feels like one of those things that would be bigger news if everything wasn't happening right now.
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
lindsey graham telling anyone who interviews him that he plans to sue the government he serves for millions of dollars under a bizarre law he fought to pass feels like one of those things that would be bigger news if everything wasn't happening right now.
prosecutors in portland, a city with one of the longest criminal case backlogs in the country, twice tried and failed to convict a local defense lawyer over a piddling misdemeanor because he was drunk and little obnoxious at the airport www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Airport police told attorney ‘we run the show’ before trespass arrest but jury acquitted him
The criminal defense lawyer was retried in Multnomah County after his first trial ended in a hung jury.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
prosecutors in portland, a city with one of the longest criminal case backlogs in the country, twice tried and failed to convict a local defense lawyer over a piddling misdemeanor because he was drunk and little obnoxious at the airport www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
once again my aesthetic dislike for rock vocalists with baritone croonery voices is paying dividends
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
once again my aesthetic dislike for rock vocalists with baritone croonery voices is paying dividends
damn man. we should be recording this conversation so we remember it when we're sober.
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
damn man. we should be recording this conversation so we remember it when we're sober.
ben smith seems really stupid even as that kind of media guy goes
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ben smith seems really stupid even as that kind of media guy goes
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A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
bush administration spent 18 months carefully building a false case for war and they could've just done this
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
bush administration spent 18 months carefully building a false case for war and they could've just done this
ok but isn't this really just the kate willett crashout
the left nimby crashout bc Zohran actually wants to build more housing is genuinely so funny
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
ok but isn't this really just the kate willett crashout
really don't understand what non maga people are talking about when they say trump is funny or whatever. do you mean he's stupid in a way that makes you laugh? only time I can think where he was trying to land a joke and succeeded was the liz warren "he's supposed to be there" tweet.
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
really don't understand what non maga people are talking about when they say trump is funny or whatever. do you mean he's stupid in a way that makes you laugh? only time I can think where he was trying to land a joke and succeeded was the liz warren "he's supposed to be there" tweet.
getting a case dismissed because the prosecutor is fake has always been a fever dream of the most desperate criminal defense clients. can't believe for once it actually happened.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
getting a case dismissed because the prosecutor is fake has always been a fever dream of the most desperate criminal defense clients. can't believe for once it actually happened.
Planned Parenthood uses a VPN so its twitter location is shown as Germany and now all of MAGA twitter thinks Planned Parenthood is a fake organization based in Europe.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Planned Parenthood uses a VPN so its twitter location is shown as Germany and now all of MAGA twitter thinks Planned Parenthood is a fake organization based in Europe.
really funny to see this guy of all people attempt salt-of-the-earth signaling
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
really funny to see this guy of all people attempt salt-of-the-earth signaling
really unconscionable that the nobel committee gave the peace prize to a hard right trump supporting venezuelan dissident while the trump admin is actively pursuing an invasion of venezuela. time to bury this award already.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
really unconscionable that the nobel committee gave the peace prize to a hard right trump supporting venezuelan dissident while the trump admin is actively pursuing an invasion of venezuela. time to bury this award already.
so is he a Rogan guest like every week
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
so is he a Rogan guest like every week
really baffled at elon's decision to confirm that most of twitter is just a poorly organized foreign influence operation
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
really baffled at elon's decision to confirm that most of twitter is just a poorly organized foreign influence operation
still think he looks like a ren and stimpy gross-up
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̵̡̙͕̝̐̂̀̎͐̏̇ͅD̴̛̞̥̘̼̣͈̮̟̃̾͂ͅr̴̝̪̹̫͔̱̗̬̥͓̊ì̸̡̡͚̭͎̽̈́͑͆̈́̆ͅṅ̶̛̻̟̝̥͊̏̈́̀̈́̎̚k̵̰͕̼̈́́͜ ̶̨̪͕̦̦͇͈̰̞̈́̒̈͒͐̉̏͜f̶̧̞̒̽̋͑̽r̴̨͓̥̠̫̠͙̩̣͐̀̒͋͛̓̓̕͝o̶̲̒̌̽͒m̷̨̰̙̳͓͖̬͉̽͆̎̽͋ͅͅ ̸̮̭̄̂͆̉̋̋̔̊̇m̴͉͛̉́è̴͕̖̥̰̺͚͓̗ ̶̢̫͑͑͒̔L̸̡͂̈́ő̷̝̜͂͆̈́̌̕v̸͍͓͍͖̙̺̝̈̆ë̵̜̠́͋̑͂̈́̐̂̂̐
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
still think he looks like a ren and stimpy gross-up
they should replace Columbus Day with Olivia Nuzzi Day
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
they should replace Columbus Day with Olivia Nuzzi Day