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Mr. Trump, this is head of the House Republican Elections Committee Richard Hudson speaking: I advise you to keep saying this shit
Trump, during an "economic" speech today in Detroit, can't help but fixate on "wine mom gangs," saying they're "doing these fake riots." They go practice. They go to areas, they take hotel rooms, and they all practice together. It’s a whole scam. We’re finding out who’s funding all this stuff."
January 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Mr. Trump, this is head of the House Republican Elections Committee Richard Hudson speaking: I advise you to keep saying this shit
Trump's gonna mention gen z boss and a mini in a speech soon
January 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Trump's gonna mention gen z boss and a mini in a speech soon
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Trump, during an "economic" speech today in Detroit, can't help but fixate on "wine mom gangs," saying they're "doing these fake riots." They go practice. They go to areas, they take hotel rooms, and they all practice together. It’s a whole scam. We’re finding out who’s funding all this stuff."
January 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Trump, during an "economic" speech today in Detroit, can't help but fixate on "wine mom gangs," saying they're "doing these fake riots." They go practice. They go to areas, they take hotel rooms, and they all practice together. It’s a whole scam. We’re finding out who’s funding all this stuff."
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DOJ has become an absolute joke. This response about why Lindsey Halligan continues putting herself out as U.S. Attorney is both over the top in presentation and embarrassingly bad as to argument.
![Contrary to this Court's suggestion, nothing in the Comey and James dismissal orders prohibits Ms. Halligan from performing the functions of or holding herself out as the United
States Attorney. Although Judge Currie concluded that Ms. Halligan was unlawfully appointed
under Section 546, she did not purport to enjoin Ms. Halligan from continuing to oversee the office or from identifying herself as the United States Attorney in the Government's signature
blocks. Indeed, Judge Currie did not issue any remedy beyond those two cases she simply
dismissed the indictments without prejudice. Comey, ECF No. 213 at 28-29; James, ECF No.
140 at 25-26; see Dismissal, Black's Law Dictionary (12th ed. 2024) (Dismissal is the
"[t]ermination of an action, claim, or charge."). In fact, Judge Currie rejected the defendant's request in James to enjoin Ms. Halligan from performing any "functions or duties of an interim U.S. Attorney," James, ECF No. 22 at 16. See James, ECF No. 140 at 25.
To be sure, in the decretal section of the orders, Judge Currie stated that "[the appointment of Ms. Halligan as Interim U.S. Attorney violated 28 U.S.C. § 546 and the
Appointments Clause of the U.S. Constitution." Comey, ECF No. 213 at 28; James, ECF No.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:36eqtmzysqf7wsslczw4uxcd/bafkreianpyr6fdagcz2f62kodmynix7sajj3ad6fivzokf6ho6gmd37mw4@jpeg)
![140 at 25. But that is simply a statement of her basis for ordering dismissal of the indictment,
not an independent declaratory judgment. A declaratory judgment is a remedy that operates as
"a final judgment" entered at the conclusion of a case initiated by "an appropriate pleading," not an interlocutory order on a motion in a criminal case.' 28 U.S.C. § 2201(a); see United
States v. Carrington, 91 F.4th 252, 265 (4th Cir. 2024) (order dismissing an indictment without prejudice is not a final judgment). But even if Judge Currie had somehow issued a declaratory judgment - which she did not - such relief would still not bind the United States in other cases
or prevent Ms. Halligan from otherwise holding herself out as the United States Attorney. A
declaratory judgment does not "orderl] that anything be done" or "seek execution of performance." Cook v. Nu-Tech Housing Servs., 953 F.2d 1383, 1992 WL 17301, at *4 (4th Cir. 1992) (unpublished table decision). And in any event, declaratory relief is limited to resolving "the rights and other legal relations of any interested party." 28 U.S.C. § 2201(a).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:36eqtmzysqf7wsslczw4uxcd/bafkreianlohitsjmxntsuumbocpsb2w3yxttxo2urgz7lokwyj7hftb6oy@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
DOJ has become an absolute joke. This response about why Lindsey Halligan continues putting herself out as U.S. Attorney is both over the top in presentation and embarrassingly bad as to argument.
learning about nick shirley. we are fast approaching the moment where the top conservative influencer will be the host of a podcast called "duh duh" where he just says "duh duh" for 90 minutes.
January 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
learning about nick shirley. we are fast approaching the moment where the top conservative influencer will be the host of a podcast called "duh duh" where he just says "duh duh" for 90 minutes.
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More resignations in the DOJ--these from career officials in Minnesota office objecting to DOJ's push to investigate the widow of Renee Good and reluctance to investigate the shooter, Ross. A seismic scandal - This is the biggest politicized mess of a case in memory and it's not going away.
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
More resignations in the DOJ--these from career officials in Minnesota office objecting to DOJ's push to investigate the widow of Renee Good and reluctance to investigate the shooter, Ross. A seismic scandal - This is the biggest politicized mess of a case in memory and it's not going away.
most disturbing kind of maga grotesque is the kinda guy who tries to mimic the look of the normie business conservative of a bygone era but can't quite get it right
January 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
most disturbing kind of maga grotesque is the kinda guy who tries to mimic the look of the normie business conservative of a bygone era but can't quite get it right
it was funny when the papa johns guy said this but he doesn't command an army
Trump just posted that the "day of reckoning & retribution is coming" in Minnesota.
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
it was funny when the papa johns guy said this but he doesn't command an army
the disgusting meals fitness influencers post on social media should really put more people off these "fitness" oriented eating disorders a lot of people have now
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
the disgusting meals fitness influencers post on social media should really put more people off these "fitness" oriented eating disorders a lot of people have now
a rude thing I nonetheless believe is that people who act all terrified of a friendly leashed dog they pass on the sidewalk or whatever are doing it for attention
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
a rude thing I nonetheless believe is that people who act all terrified of a friendly leashed dog they pass on the sidewalk or whatever are doing it for attention
really hope we're reaching a breaking point with stan culture. it has completely broken the way many people think and talk about movies.
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
really hope we're reaching a breaking point with stan culture. it has completely broken the way many people think and talk about movies.
really hope we're reaching a breaking point with stan culture. it has completely broken the way many people think and talk about movies.
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
really hope we're reaching a breaking point with stan culture. it has completely broken the way many people think and talk about movies.
the Jubilee format is lame but I watch the clips sometimes because it provides a glimpse into God's stupidest creation, Los Angeles area conservatives
January 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
the Jubilee format is lame but I watch the clips sometimes because it provides a glimpse into God's stupidest creation, Los Angeles area conservatives
let's hear it for common sense measures
Q: Is it your posture to put restrictions on ICE as a condition for funding DHS?
JEFFRIES: Renee Good should be alive. There was no justification. There are common sense measures that need to put in place so ICE can conduct itself in manner at least consistent w/ every other law enforcement agency
JEFFRIES: Renee Good should be alive. There was no justification. There are common sense measures that need to put in place so ICE can conduct itself in manner at least consistent w/ every other law enforcement agency
January 13, 2026 at 5:15 AM
let's hear it for common sense measures
Elon Musk obviously benefited a lot from having a wealthy family but I think he probably did test smart during his childhood. But I think this is just further evidence there is something our education system isn't picking up on.
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Elon Musk obviously benefited a lot from having a wealthy family but I think he probably did test smart during his childhood. But I think this is just further evidence there is something our education system isn't picking up on.
you only need to hear his voice for a second to understand his whole deal
Bovino on the officer who killed Renee Good: "Hats off to that ICE agent"
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
you only need to hear his voice for a second to understand his whole deal
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Conservative media are promoting a GiveSendGo fundraiser for the ICE agent who killed Renee Good. The page includes the following statement from the organizer: "But this didn't happen in a vacuum—it's the direct result of anti-American traitors like Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey (who is Jewish)"
January 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Conservative media are promoting a GiveSendGo fundraiser for the ICE agent who killed Renee Good. The page includes the following statement from the organizer: "But this didn't happen in a vacuum—it's the direct result of anti-American traitors like Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey (who is Jewish)"
in addition to being full of nazis, the discourse among the remaining non nazis on twitter these days is cruel and vapid
Mayor Mamdani issued a fine statement denouncing an antisemitic arson attack against a synagogue in Jackson, MS, and half of the responses say he is at fault for refusing to denounce anti-Israel protests, while the other half say he is selling out Palestine by caring about antisemitism at all.
January 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
in addition to being full of nazis, the discourse among the remaining non nazis on twitter these days is cruel and vapid
anyone else in the DC/Maryland Pepco service area get hit with an insane bill in the last few days? trying to figure out if I've got a problem with the HVAC or if the rate explosion is really this bad.
January 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
anyone else in the DC/Maryland Pepco service area get hit with an insane bill in the last few days? trying to figure out if I've got a problem with the HVAC or if the rate explosion is really this bad.
too many boring arguments on bluesky over small differences. i propose we blackmail a dozen annoying but non-threatening conservative thought leaders into quitting twitter and posting here. your john podhoretzes and gunther eaglemans and such.
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
too many boring arguments on bluesky over small differences. i propose we blackmail a dozen annoying but non-threatening conservative thought leaders into quitting twitter and posting here. your john podhoretzes and gunther eaglemans and such.
agree with this post but otoh, if this administration has lost leighton woodhouse, it really is in trouble
January 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
agree with this post but otoh, if this administration has lost leighton woodhouse, it really is in trouble
still going insane that conservatives are insisting that a video that, because of the angle at which the phone is being held, could not possibly show what would be the alleged point of contact between the SUV and the ICE agent, somehow shows contact.
January 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
still going insane that conservatives are insisting that a video that, because of the angle at which the phone is being held, could not possibly show what would be the alleged point of contact between the SUV and the ICE agent, somehow shows contact.
we need a pilot program of fully woke police training run by the Sarah Lawrence College MSW program just so we can finally stop arguing about the utility of police training
January 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
we need a pilot program of fully woke police training run by the Sarah Lawrence College MSW program just so we can finally stop arguing about the utility of police training
well good luck finding a public bathroom stall that isn't covered in a shit bomb for the foreseeable future
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
well good luck finding a public bathroom stall that isn't covered in a shit bomb for the foreseeable future