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just remembered that Matt Walsh sells this doll on his podcast website
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
just remembered that Matt Walsh sells this doll on his podcast website
twitter has really fried every last brain cell of its continued users, and not just when it comes to politics
January 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
twitter has really fried every last brain cell of its continued users, and not just when it comes to politics
most disturbing kind of maga grotesque is the kinda guy who tries to mimic the look of the normie business conservative of a bygone era but can't quite get it right
January 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
most disturbing kind of maga grotesque is the kinda guy who tries to mimic the look of the normie business conservative of a bygone era but can't quite get it right
Elon retweeting a guy known for posting pedophilic incest fantasies
January 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Elon retweeting a guy known for posting pedophilic incest fantasies
the Iranian government and various dissident groups have united and pledged to enter a glorious new age of mutual respect and tolerance based on universal hatred of this awful post
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
the Iranian government and various dissident groups have united and pledged to enter a glorious new age of mutual respect and tolerance based on universal hatred of this awful post
this is the kind of blatant lie that twitter users spend all day marinating in. it's literally in the dhs appropriation act that members of congress gave the express right to do this exact thing, at any time and without notice.
January 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
this is the kind of blatant lie that twitter users spend all day marinating in. it's literally in the dhs appropriation act that members of congress gave the express right to do this exact thing, at any time and without notice.
I didn't follow the posts closely but somehow I doubt longtime friendly social media presence and trans woman parker malloy was directing transphobic slurs at anyone
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I didn't follow the posts closely but somehow I doubt longtime friendly social media presence and trans woman parker malloy was directing transphobic slurs at anyone
I liked Marty Supreme but Joyce is correct here that it was basically a long sitcom episode. Sinners and OBAA both had a lot of comic moments but had more depth of character and a world that felt more lived in. Chalamet was doing a Costanza impression, and it worked, but it's not film of the year.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I liked Marty Supreme but Joyce is correct here that it was basically a long sitcom episode. Sinners and OBAA both had a lot of comic moments but had more depth of character and a world that felt more lived in. Chalamet was doing a Costanza impression, and it worked, but it's not film of the year.
what are we doing folks
January 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
what are we doing folks
the most braindead kind of take in these situations. we've had the unquestioned power to turn most countries into glass parking lots for most of our lifetimes. who on earth is still impressed by this?
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
the most braindead kind of take in these situations. we've had the unquestioned power to turn most countries into glass parking lots for most of our lifetimes. who on earth is still impressed by this?
"I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. I've met many Brianna Wus over the centuries. Some of them crossed me. Some of them weren't straight."
January 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
"I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. I've met many Brianna Wus over the centuries. Some of them crossed me. Some of them weren't straight."
Charles Vaughters is an aspiring conservative columnist, and this is the second time the NY times has featured him in this kind of "we asked a dozen real Americans" article this year. they even used the same fucking photo.
December 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Charles Vaughters is an aspiring conservative columnist, and this is the second time the NY times has featured him in this kind of "we asked a dozen real Americans" article this year. they even used the same fucking photo.
guy who sees performers canceling at the kennedy center because of trump and thinks it means live music is completely over as a concept: megan has your back
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
guy who sees performers canceling at the kennedy center because of trump and thinks it means live music is completely over as a concept: megan has your back
conservatives remembering their weird fake obama controversies
December 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
conservatives remembering their weird fake obama controversies
I think a lawyer in a high profile assistant attorney general position should face state bar discipline for publicly threatening to prosecute people for crimes while openly admitting they are statutorily foreclosed from doing so
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I think a lawyer in a high profile assistant attorney general position should face state bar discipline for publicly threatening to prosecute people for crimes while openly admitting they are statutorily foreclosed from doing so