Reconstructionist
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What is Double Victory
Welcome to an Alternative Future and a Changed Past
www.victoryvignettes.com
So what is (DVTL) Double Victory?
It is my world-building and alternative history project, intended to culminate in a series of full-length novels!
TLDR: The Final Countdown with zoomers, crank to 11, and mix in heaping doses of Matterhorn, Red Storm Rising, and the Death of Stalin.
It is my world-building and alternative history project, intended to culminate in a series of full-length novels!
TLDR: The Final Countdown with zoomers, crank to 11, and mix in heaping doses of Matterhorn, Red Storm Rising, and the Death of Stalin.
Guess I'm gonna wake up make a burrito and then sign my furlough papers and do my time card
February 2, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Guess I'm gonna wake up make a burrito and then sign my furlough papers and do my time card
Something deeply funny about seeing a hinge prompt in French
February 2, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Something deeply funny about seeing a hinge prompt in French
Veep should actually spend time in the senate being a menace or just have a real cabinet job
We should create a tradition where the Veep is also confirmed to lead an executive department
February 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Veep should actually spend time in the senate being a menace or just have a real cabinet job
We should create a tradition where the Veep is also confirmed to lead an executive department
February 2, 2026 at 5:23 AM
We should create a tradition where the Veep is also confirmed to lead an executive department
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This administration’s treatment of a NATO ally is both incredibly disgraceful and contrary to U.S. national interests.
Such is the outrage in Denmark over both Trump’s desire for Greenland and disparaging remarks about NATO that one of the country’s leading newspapers devoted their Saturday front and plenty of room inside to the bios of all 44 Danes slain during NATO missions in support of the US
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
This administration’s treatment of a NATO ally is both incredibly disgraceful and contrary to U.S. national interests.
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TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
Cooking on some insane ideas for pre-shift DVTL orbital warfare nonsense
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Cooking on some insane ideas for pre-shift DVTL orbital warfare nonsense
I'm way ahead of the game, waking up an hour late to sign the "you're not allowed to work" form from the government
Everybody talking about Woke 2.0, what if you woke 2.0 hours earlier and got a fuckin jobbbbb
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I'm way ahead of the game, waking up an hour late to sign the "you're not allowed to work" form from the government
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Everybody talking about Woke 2.0, what if you woke 2.0 hours earlier and got a fuckin jobbbbb
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Everybody talking about Woke 2.0, what if you woke 2.0 hours earlier and got a fuckin jobbbbb
Egg freaking the fuck out at the fortune telling because its true is hilarious
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Egg freaking the fuck out at the fortune telling because its true is hilarious
thinking about the K808... cool lookin ride
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
thinking about the K808... cool lookin ride
i think about her regularly
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
i think about her regularly
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CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
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Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires.
Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.
Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.
Documentarian: Exactly.
Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.
Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.
Documentarian: Exactly.
Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires.
Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.
Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.
Documentarian: Exactly.
Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.
Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.
Documentarian: Exactly.
Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?
i kinda notionally like the idea of ameri-F100 but (1) Navantia sucks (2) still run into the issue of americanizing a euro design (3) HELGE INGASTAD is not actually really a vote of confidence in the underlying design
also BIW/Navantia's Ameri-F100 and HII's patrol frigate (which isn't even what we're getting with FF(X))
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
i kinda notionally like the idea of ameri-F100 but (1) Navantia sucks (2) still run into the issue of americanizing a euro design (3) HELGE INGASTAD is not actually really a vote of confidence in the underlying design
god i'd love to read the full depth contract award report/breakdown/AOA for FFG(X). feels like it would be fascinating reading
thinking about the cursed LCS (ish) derived FFG(X) entrants
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
god i'd love to read the full depth contract award report/breakdown/AOA for FFG(X). feels like it would be fascinating reading
honestly... don't hate the austal super indy
thinking about the cursed LCS (ish) derived FFG(X) entrants
February 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
honestly... don't hate the austal super indy
thinking about the cursed LCS (ish) derived FFG(X) entrants
February 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
thinking about the cursed LCS (ish) derived FFG(X) entrants
the sheer shamelessness in which like skinny/buff depictions of trump exist (and the whole god emperor stuff) is like breathtaking cus it is SO divorced from reality, political heaven-banning but like even more actively delusional
also remains hilarious that he's like become this avatar of rural reactionary masculinity and machismo when he's a fat, actively anti-athletic, theater queen
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
the sheer shamelessness in which like skinny/buff depictions of trump exist (and the whole god emperor stuff) is like breathtaking cus it is SO divorced from reality, political heaven-banning but like even more actively delusional
just also just loves the trappings of state and power that come with the office of president of the united states (and also his own kingly pretensions) but actively hates the actual job and duties of the office of president of the united states
Trump just wants to be racist, eat fillet o' fish, and pick out the ugliest possible marble for his ballroom while Miller is trying to get his school shooter manifesto put into the CFR and Rubio is trying to get Trump to sign an EO that just says "invade cuba"
this is how the WH works now
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
just also just loves the trappings of state and power that come with the office of president of the united states (and also his own kingly pretensions) but actively hates the actual job and duties of the office of president of the united states
this site won't quite have made it until the WH feels compelled to say that the president didn't shit himself
This site has really come into its own over the past couple of years.
February 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
this site won't quite have made it until the WH feels compelled to say that the president didn't shit himself
Trump just wants to be racist, eat fillet o' fish, and pick out the ugliest possible marble for his ballroom while Miller is trying to get his school shooter manifesto put into the CFR and Rubio is trying to get Trump to sign an EO that just says "invade cuba"
this is how the WH works now
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
February 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Trump just wants to be racist, eat fillet o' fish, and pick out the ugliest possible marble for his ballroom while Miller is trying to get his school shooter manifesto put into the CFR and Rubio is trying to get Trump to sign an EO that just says "invade cuba"
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ESL ICE Agent is the Rosetta Stone to post-COVID American politics in a way
Its insane to get threatened by an ESL ICE Agent - this the stupidest country ever invented
ICE goon in Minneapolis: "You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
February 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
ESL ICE Agent is the Rosetta Stone to post-COVID American politics in a way
this is how the WH works now
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
February 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
this is how the WH works now