Pesky Splinter
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Flying in skies of blue
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Nobody cares about the Zack Polanski hypnotism thing! No one cares! It's especially galling having this weak sauce attack line coming from the world's biggest collection of perverts and freaks in the form of the British right wing.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nobody cares about the Zack Polanski hypnotism thing! No one cares! It's especially galling having this weak sauce attack line coming from the world's biggest collection of perverts and freaks in the form of the British right wing.
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so the Liverpool Range Rover attacker followed Farage and Andrew Tate and god knows who else, was provably stone cold sober at the time, but is not being described as a terrorist?
the man tried to murder literally over a hundred people
the man tried to murder literally over a hundred people
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
so the Liverpool Range Rover attacker followed Farage and Andrew Tate and god knows who else, was provably stone cold sober at the time, but is not being described as a terrorist?
the man tried to murder literally over a hundred people
the man tried to murder literally over a hundred people
Making it sound like a model of Terminator:
Lesbian Series: Aunt. 220 Minutes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Making it sound like a model of Terminator:
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“it’s called the salmon of meat” will stick with me for a while lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“it’s called the salmon of meat” will stick with me for a while lol
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Once again, the dot com bubble did not burst because the internet is useless. It burst because of what brain-dead business people believed about the internet. If you believe this paper proves that AI-dominated work forces are the future, then I have a pets.com to sell you
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Once again, the dot com bubble did not burst because the internet is useless. It burst because of what brain-dead business people believed about the internet. If you believe this paper proves that AI-dominated work forces are the future, then I have a pets.com to sell you
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No. Bad supermarket. Stop it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
No. Bad supermarket. Stop it.
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
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I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
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This shit is tedious beyond my ability to express but let me start with: "officially" with who? Where is this official board of Christmas Movie Classification?
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This shit is tedious beyond my ability to express but let me start with: "officially" with who? Where is this official board of Christmas Movie Classification?
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Private jets should be banned and cruise liners should be sunk.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Private jets should be banned and cruise liners should be sunk.
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Bit of a last minute Larry? We hear ya! That’s why there’s an option of paying on the door for GROWLED (space-permitting)! Tonight, there’s availability and doors open at 7pm, show at 8pm! ✨#RVTPanto
And so begins another year of the RVT Panto!🎉
Growled runs till Jan 4th! This week, there’s greater ticket availability on Wednesday and Thursday!🎄✨
Growled runs till Jan 4th! This week, there’s greater ticket availability on Wednesday and Thursday!🎄✨
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Bit of a last minute Larry? We hear ya! That’s why there’s an option of paying on the door for GROWLED (space-permitting)! Tonight, there’s availability and doors open at 7pm, show at 8pm! ✨#RVTPanto
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A budget that works or everyone
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
A budget that works or everyone
Keeping Up Appearances Porno Parody featuring Mrs Fuckit (pronounced "Foo-kay")
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Keeping Up Appearances Porno Parody featuring Mrs Fuckit (pronounced "Foo-kay")
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And I know love doesnt pay rent but community is everything and it is nothing but a letter salad to a man who has now buried himself in wealth that will never love him
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
And I know love doesnt pay rent but community is everything and it is nothing but a letter salad to a man who has now buried himself in wealth that will never love him
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This fossil may look like chocolate, but you wouldn't wanna trilobite it. You'd break your teeth.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This fossil may look like chocolate, but you wouldn't wanna trilobite it. You'd break your teeth.
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If we all woke up tomorrow with localised amnesia about who did what and had to start all over again, would we voluntarily choose any of these freaks to take any position of power beyond town dog catcher? I don’t believe we would. And I don’t believe we ever did
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If we all woke up tomorrow with localised amnesia about who did what and had to start all over again, would we voluntarily choose any of these freaks to take any position of power beyond town dog catcher? I don’t believe we would. And I don’t believe we ever did
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Ah, but are British political, media and economic elites intelligent and informed? No. Sure, but are they wise and reasonable? Also no. Are they charismatic leaders? No. Masters of wit and rhetoric? No. Can they crack a joke? No. Conventionally attractive? No. Do they look vaguely human? Do they fu
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ah, but are British political, media and economic elites intelligent and informed? No. Sure, but are they wise and reasonable? Also no. Are they charismatic leaders? No. Masters of wit and rhetoric? No. Can they crack a joke? No. Conventionally attractive? No. Do they look vaguely human? Do they fu
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It's so genuinely wild. Grab your titties for G R E (ens)
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It's so genuinely wild. Grab your titties for G R E (ens)
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The budget always brings out the most callous, tedious cunts who think they know a lot more than they actually do
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The budget always brings out the most callous, tedious cunts who think they know a lot more than they actually do
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Lets face it, you will never have 0.00001% of Elons wealth but I guarantee you he has not and never will have 0,0001% of the love you have. The richest man on earth has no one who cares for him. No one who loves him, no one he loves and in the end, he'll have a fancy grave with no one to mourn him.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lets face it, you will never have 0.00001% of Elons wealth but I guarantee you he has not and never will have 0,0001% of the love you have. The richest man on earth has no one who cares for him. No one who loves him, no one he loves and in the end, he'll have a fancy grave with no one to mourn him.
The Handcramp of 30 Girls Who Couldn't Stop Masturbating - 360 Minutes
The Desire of 30 Girls Who Can't Stop Masturbating - 360 Minutes
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The Handcramp of 30 Girls Who Couldn't Stop Masturbating - 360 Minutes
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Well done, flag wankers, shaggers and felchers. One and all of you.
Frontline NHS staff are feeling an increasing sense of exclusion and intimidation from the surge of St George’s flags displayed on homes | Mark Cunliffe
Keep out: what flags mean to community NHS workers
Frontline NHS staff are feeling an increasing sense of exclusion and intimidation from the surge of St George’s flags displayed on homes
centralbylines.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Well done, flag wankers, shaggers and felchers. One and all of you.
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Rachel Reeves drowns an Andrex puppy every morning.
rachel reeves tips people out of their wheelchairs
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Rachel Reeves drowns an Andrex puppy every morning.
My brain is so rotted all I can see is fossilised Jar Jar Binks
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My brain is so rotted all I can see is fossilised Jar Jar Binks