Describing my daily diet to the doctor and just slipping 1 kg of cola bottles a day in the middle in between some fruit.

DOCTOR: Whoh whoh whoh hold on a second, just go back a few.

ME: sometimes a banana.

DOCTOR: I think you know I mean the one before that.

Best kids menu I've ever seen.

Kids and Grown ups love it so
Bunged up guts of Haribo

every line of this story keeps getting better

The Forbidden Bernard's Watch episode

Me meeting with Trekkies later with my Tuvix and Crystal Palace takes

Hehehe, "that" speech. I always used to have this comedy bit about Labour centrists, saying that if they went on Desert Island Discs, seven of their choices would be Tony Blair speeches but the one they saved from the hurricane would be Kinnock bashing the left.

the two segments of my audience (admirers and haters) waiting for my latest blueskytweets

you jest but if someone made a tickertape box that printed out selected posts I would be sorely tempted to buy it

I think about this alot

POP ALREADY

"American AI industry runs on premise AGI is just around corner & “scaling” is one-and-only way forward.

Locking billions of U.S. dollars in into AI-data centers without clear exit strategy in case AI craze ends, means systemic risk in finance & economy is building."

Checking out some cracking Jurassic rock formations and shore platforms

Anyway pay me to make you a fantasy map. Perfect for your d&d campaigns or whatever I just need that green

So weird that all of the things he personally doesn't like are linked to the antichrist. What are the chances?

There was a reform uk stall on our local high street today, and while it was relatively small they had a guy whose job it is to film interactions between them and locals, which feels both new and also incredibly desperate for attention

not sure what language this is, i’ll try to find out as soon as i’ve posted this letter, reaching my fingers through as far as possible to ensure a precise delivery

'7 deadly sins. sloth - i'm gonna watch sex + the city all day' 💀

REDIVERTING THE OUTPUT OF A NUCLEAR REACTOR TO GENERATE BILLIONS OF MINUTELY DIFFERENT VIDEOS OF PROFESSOR STEPHEN HAWKING AND ODIE THE DOG FROM GARFIELD DOING PARKOUR JUST IN CASE ROKO’S BASILISK TRIES TO EAT ME, YEAH I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I’M FUCKING STRESSED

You know what will definitely fix this? Some kind of idiotic stitch up to put Wes Streeting into Number 10

Extremely minor point but it's always pissed me off how these dipshits say An-TEE-fer

It's anti-fascist. Anti. Fah. You had a whole report about how antifascists opposed Hitler and are now opposing you.

You going to take some anTEEvirals are ya? Going to AunTEE Anne's for some pretzels?