Flag Wankers
@flagwankers.bsky.social
Celebrating (ok, mocking) flag wankers, shaggers and general fuckwits that "respect r flag". Anonymous submissions to [email protected]
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Flag Wankers
@flagwankers.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Bring me your lame, limp and tattered flags. Let us glory in the faux patriotism of flag nonces.
Well done, flag wankers, shaggers and felchers. One and all of you.
Frontline NHS staff are feeling an increasing sense of exclusion and intimidation from the surge of St George’s flags displayed on homes | Mark Cunliffe
Keep out: what flags mean to community NHS workers
Frontline NHS staff are feeling an increasing sense of exclusion and intimidation from the surge of St George’s flags displayed on homes
centralbylines.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Well done, flag wankers, shaggers and felchers. One and all of you.
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Good god
This is the way I'm signing off for the year. This is absolutely peak. Flat roof MurderPub™ with a #respecty remembrancy flavour.
Bravo.
Bravo.
I forgot to post this photo of a local pub whose wholehearted commitment to commemorating Remembrance Sunday extended to erecting a Cenotaph on the roof
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Good god
Beautiful work
@flagwankers.bsky.social
Serious flagshaggery in Chesterfield. Note the Poppymas soldiers, re-purposed and sent into action as rooftop snipers.
Serious flagshaggery in Chesterfield. Note the Poppymas soldiers, re-purposed and sent into action as rooftop snipers.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Beautiful work
Oh wow. Tree up, flag up, wreaths out. House!
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Oh wow. Tree up, flag up, wreaths out. House!
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OK, I assumed you made up yung gravy till I googled it...
Jizzy flag gimp gravy
Jizzy flag gimp gravy
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
OK, I assumed you made up yung gravy till I googled it...
Jizzy flag gimp gravy
Jizzy flag gimp gravy
Flagshaggers! Want to experience peak flag arousal? Now, you can own your own FLAG GIMP SUIT*. Be the flag!
*Tartan hat optional, may be used as part of other jingoistic roleplay
*Tartan hat optional, may be used as part of other jingoistic roleplay
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Flagshaggers! Want to experience peak flag arousal? Now, you can own your own FLAG GIMP SUIT*. Be the flag!
*Tartan hat optional, may be used as part of other jingoistic roleplay
*Tartan hat optional, may be used as part of other jingoistic roleplay
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November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
FLAGMAGEDON
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
FLAGMAGEDON
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There's something disturbingly familiar about that image...
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
There's something disturbingly familiar about that image...
Tinsel flags will be all the rage this year.
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Tinsel flags will be all the rage this year.
Flag man.
Flag. Man.
Flag. Man.
In news that will surprise no one, this was Miner's Island until last week.
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Flag man.
Flag. Man.
Flag. Man.
Oh my god, my actual eyes. Argh.
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Oh my god, my actual eyes. Argh.
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The worst I've seen is a flag hanging from a wheelie bin.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The worst I've seen is a flag hanging from a wheelie bin.
This is getting out of hand... (And on to horse)
The roundabout horses have been dressed up again 🙃
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is getting out of hand... (And on to horse)
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November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Imagine putting up the bat signal and getting Twatman and Bobbin here
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Imagine putting up the bat signal and getting Twatman and Bobbin here
PRATMAN
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social WHERE IS BATMAN'S BATPOPPY? ZERO BATRESPECTS.
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM
PRATMAN
Every far-right riot and protest that was tolerated, every racist dog whistle from public reps, every bit of hate and misinformation allowed to spread by social media companies, all led to this moment in Drogheda last night where someone felt emboldened enough to try to burn children alive.
November 2, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The men who raised the flags share.google/qQVRnX3JzWhk...
Turns out farage is wrong or lying about the flag raisers. Who could have seen that coming?
Turns out farage is wrong or lying about the flag raisers. Who could have seen that coming?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a counter and says `` my shocked face '' .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a counter and says `` my shocked face '' .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The men who raised the flags share.google/qQVRnX3JzWhk...
Turns out farage is wrong or lying about the flag raisers. Who could have seen that coming?
Turns out farage is wrong or lying about the flag raisers. Who could have seen that coming?
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“Look it’s not about being racist or making people feel unwelcome, it’s about putting some pride back into the country….that’s why we’ve made this shut down takeaway (wonder why) look like a plague ridden house from 1348”
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Look it’s not about being racist or making people feel unwelcome, it’s about putting some pride back into the country….that’s why we’ve made this shut down takeaway (wonder why) look like a plague ridden house from 1348”
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With apologies to previous correspondents who tagged the account in this story. Thought it was just the @flagwankers.bsky.social content but oh no... It's way worse.
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
With apologies to previous correspondents who tagged the account in this story. Thought it was just the @flagwankers.bsky.social content but oh no... It's way worse.