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Flag Wankers

@flagwankers.bsky.social

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Celebrating (ok, mocking) flag wankers, shaggers and general fuckwits that "respect r flag". Anonymous submissions to [email protected]

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · Aug 24

Bring me your lame, limp and tattered flags. Let us glory in the faux patriotism of flag nonces.

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 5d

Oh fuck off

A limp flag hung on a lamppost by a limpdicked fuckwit.

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 9d

Aberdeen Nazi flag wankers.

We hate Aberdeen Nazi flag wankers.

Fiona Robertson @fionaswriting.bsky.social · 10d

The Aberdeen Hotel-Shouting Team has managed to combine the 14 Words (global Nazi slogan) with a poppy banner celebrating infamous antifascists. Incredible work.

photo of pre-protest barriers draped with far right banners including one saying 'BeCause HUMza Thinks SCOTLAND IS TOO WHITE WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTANCE OF OUR PEOPle FOR AND A Future for WHITE CHILDREN!' and one with a picture of a remembrance poppy and silhouettes of soldiers. there are also ones saying 'anti racism just means anti white' and 'immigration referendum now'

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 9d

Jesus Christ, my eyes.

Jesus Christ, the lies.

Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 9d

Ah, switch on BBC Panorama, if you have issues with low blood pressure. Wall to wall flag shaggers.

For. Fucks. Sake.

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 13d

Morons are gonna moron

Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 13d

Oh my god these morons are thicker than a whale omelette.

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-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · 15d

This is how thick these cunts are

www.thepoke.com/2025/09/22/a...

#flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

A troll claimed this picture of an Audi-driving flag shagger was ‘AI at its lefty worst’ and was schooled to the moon and back

If the summer just gone will be remembered for anything it will surely be the season when the entire country – or large parts of it, anyway – went flag shagging mad. Specifically, of course, the Union...

www.thepoke.com

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-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · 14d

I originally thought it was an Openreach engineer given it's a telegraph pole. You are not supposed to put anything unauthorised on them. Hopefully they will catch the idiot that could have killed or seriously injured the guy.

metro.co.uk/2025/09/23/w...

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Council worker checking on camera pulled from ladder by flag'patriot' in Salford

A engineer has been attacked by a passerby while conducting routine work after a passerby assumed he was attempting to take down a union jack flag

metro.co.uk

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 13d

Sheep botherers in all of the ways.

Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.art · 14d

Imagine thinking you are some kind of nationalist hero for daubing red paint on sculptures of sheep and not the slob yob vandal embarrassment to the country that you actually are

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Reighton roundabout sheep sculptures daubed with red crosses

www.bbc.co.uk

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-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · 15d

He's from Openreach. Nothing unauthorised should be attached to their poles. I've got a few local ones to report to them.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yu-S...

#flagshaggers
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ANOTHER FLAG F***ER Attacks a Council Worker Over Flags Trying To Knock Him Off His Ladder!

YouTube video by Political CUSTARD

youtube.com

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 16d

Loving the "oh fuck we painted a swastika box on the bus stop.

Shitheads.

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 17d

Absolute tools out in force in my village in Essex today 😡@flagwankers.bsky.social

Flag wankers spraying drains and bus stop

Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 16d

FLEG FELCHER!

What a spectacle.

T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 17d

Jesus wept!

From FB

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 17d

What a twat

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-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · 18d

#flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 18d

This asshole needs to go straight to jail.

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Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social · 18d

Dear fucking flag shaggers, this is vandalism not patriotism
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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 18d

Attempted ABH I'd imagine.

Does speak volumes that these brain donors can't even employ gravity.

-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · 18d

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 18d

This asshole needs to go straight to jail.

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Abigail @abigail.bsky.social · 19d

@flagwankers.bsky.social I've just remembered this on a local comedy show from many years ago.

Just to give you an idea what peak flegs is like.

The Blame Game: Flegs

YouTube video by BBC Northern Ireland

youtu.be

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 20d

Not all heroes wear capes.

BluePower @bluepower2008.bsky.social · 20d

But I’m sure this legend would sort them out easily.

If I ever see him in person, I’d shake his hand and tell him to do what he needs to do.

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 20d

Let them spend their money. They put 'em up, we take 'em down and bin 'em.

-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · 20d

Flag shagging grifting cunts

#flagshaggers @flagwankers.bsky.social

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Flag Wankers @flagwankers.bsky.social · 20d

Oh god, it's pathetic. Comfort yourself with the thought that some moron has parted with money for these... And they're all just bin fodder.

BluePower @bluepower2008.bsky.social · 20d

Good evening @flagwankers.bsky.social.

These are what I found in Bath Road.

#FlagShaggers

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-~{Wisteela}~- @wisteela.bsky.social · 21d

And he's stupid enough to video it and upload it. I'm going to have great fun reporting the ones on telegraph polls to Openreach.

youtu.be/EYe5NPVnnKY?...

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