Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
@joescaramanga.co.uk
I'd offer you a beer but I've only got the six.
All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants.
May make uninformed comments about the football.
#totp #coys #forgotten80s
All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants.
May make uninformed comments about the football.
#totp #coys #forgotten80s
Pinned
Fucks sake.
"Security concerns" = our fans are bigoted pricks.
Club should report this to UEFA.
"Security concerns" = our fans are bigoted pricks.
Club should report this to UEFA.
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Fucks sake.
"Security concerns" = our fans are bigoted pricks.
Club should report this to UEFA.
"Security concerns" = our fans are bigoted pricks.
Club should report this to UEFA.
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“Naked Eye” by Luscious Jackson #nowplaying #6music
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Naked Eye” by Luscious Jackson #nowplaying #6music
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Timeline cleanser.
Vince Guaraldi Trio - Skating
YouTube video by VinceGuaraldiVEVO
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Timeline cleanser.
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forgot I made this and found it again today
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
forgot I made this and found it again today
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It’s done!
December 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It’s done!
This reminds me, I watched OFAH: The Jolly Boys Outing the other night.
Considering it's regarded as one of the best episodes, all the well remembered stuff happens in the first 20 mins.
The second half is a very bleak tale of provincial B&Bs and, yes, cheesy, nicotine-stained nitespots!
Considering it's regarded as one of the best episodes, all the well remembered stuff happens in the first 20 mins.
The second half is a very bleak tale of provincial B&Bs and, yes, cheesy, nicotine-stained nitespots!
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
This reminds me, I watched OFAH: The Jolly Boys Outing the other night.
Considering it's regarded as one of the best episodes, all the well remembered stuff happens in the first 20 mins.
The second half is a very bleak tale of provincial B&Bs and, yes, cheesy, nicotine-stained nitespots!
Considering it's regarded as one of the best episodes, all the well remembered stuff happens in the first 20 mins.
The second half is a very bleak tale of provincial B&Bs and, yes, cheesy, nicotine-stained nitespots!
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Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console
My dummy:
My dummy:
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console
My dummy:
My dummy:
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I wanted a nationalised railway, not a nationalist railway.
December 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I wanted a nationalised railway, not a nationalist railway.
This is easily the most irritating aspect of the AI "revolution".
Years of "can I just make one more small change that is an absolute ball ache for you to do" wasted.
Years of "can I just make one more small change that is an absolute ball ache for you to do" wasted.
I feel the clients now using GenAI to do stuff and going "good enough" when they used to nitpick at every last detail is due to them finding out all those nit picky changes take time and work they cant be bothered to put in.
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is easily the most irritating aspect of the AI "revolution".
Years of "can I just make one more small change that is an absolute ball ache for you to do" wasted.
Years of "can I just make one more small change that is an absolute ball ache for you to do" wasted.
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December 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Bleakly fun fact for those interested in 80s pop and/or Provos history. When The Colour Field filmed the video to Thinking Of You on Brighton's Palace Pier, they stayed in The Grand Hotel. A few days later the bomb went off, and Terry Hall & co were questioned by CID. www.youtube.com/watch?v=178o...
The Colourfield - Thinking of You (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Chrysalis Records
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Bleakly fun fact for those interested in 80s pop and/or Provos history. When The Colour Field filmed the video to Thinking Of You on Brighton's Palace Pier, they stayed in The Grand Hotel. A few days later the bomb went off, and Terry Hall & co were questioned by CID. www.youtube.com/watch?v=178o...
I always thought Granny's Garden was a BBC Micro exclusive!
granny's garden, screenshot, zx spectrum (1983) www.mobygames.com/game/29747/g...
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I always thought Granny's Garden was a BBC Micro exclusive!
Full day of training sessions today. See you lot on the other side.
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Full day of training sessions today. See you lot on the other side.
Salo
Love Actually
Love Actually
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Salo
Love Actually
Love Actually
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December 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Just discovered that there are people who don't love Christmas Wrapping, and in fact hate it, and I am bereft.
First sighting of Christmas Wrapping on Greatest Hits earlier.
Missing the intro and the whole second verse.
Wankers.
Missing the intro and the whole second verse.
Wankers.
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Just discovered that there are people who don't love Christmas Wrapping, and in fact hate it, and I am bereft.
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
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A good point people are bringing up — if they need to pretend that making this commercial was hard work to avoid getting yelled at, they are also undercutting the propaganda that A.I. will give you a ton more free time. Which fake story are you sticking to. bsky.app/profile/cult...
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
A good point people are bringing up — if they need to pretend that making this commercial was hard work to avoid getting yelled at, they are also undercutting the propaganda that A.I. will give you a ton more free time. Which fake story are you sticking to. bsky.app/profile/cult...
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Showing the level of my cultural reference points by seeing posts about Paul Dano, and thinking people are talking about Paul Danan from Hollyoaks.
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Showing the level of my cultural reference points by seeing posts about Paul Dano, and thinking people are talking about Paul Danan from Hollyoaks.
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paris hilton's diamond quest, screenshot, mobile (2006) www.mobygames.com/game/25043/p...
September 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
paris hilton's diamond quest, screenshot, mobile (2006) www.mobygames.com/game/25043/p...
First sighting of Christmas Wrapping on Greatest Hits earlier.
Missing the intro and the whole second verse.
Wankers.
Missing the intro and the whole second verse.
Wankers.
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM
First sighting of Christmas Wrapping on Greatest Hits earlier.
Missing the intro and the whole second verse.
Wankers.
Missing the intro and the whole second verse.
Wankers.
Oh, I see people who don't watch Dr Who are complaining that Dr Who has gone woke.
Again.
Again.
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Oh, I see people who don't watch Dr Who are complaining that Dr Who has gone woke.
Again.
Again.
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Matt Damon on John Malkovich first unleashing his Teddy KGB accent on him in Rounders.
His impersonation of Malkovich always cracks me up.
His impersonation of Malkovich always cracks me up.
July 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Matt Damon on John Malkovich first unleashing his Teddy KGB accent on him in Rounders.
His impersonation of Malkovich always cracks me up.
His impersonation of Malkovich always cracks me up.