Slurms MacKenzie
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Hearing reports it's Sgt. Bash Wednesday?
February 18, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Hearing reports it's Sgt. Bash Wednesday?
Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd, standing next to each other at a urinal, and deciding to "cross the streams"
February 18, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd, standing next to each other at a urinal, and deciding to "cross the streams"
Good morning 🔥
DJ Luck & MC Neat - A Little Bit of Luck (Official)
YouTube video by DJ Luck & MC Neat
youtu.be
February 18, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Good morning 🔥
Reposted by Slurms MacKenzie
Women in the games industry already have to put up with a lot, but we shouldn’t have to do it alone. Men in the industry: if you see one of your fellow men doing behaving this way towards a woman at a professional conference, please speak up and tell them to CUT IT OUT.
I hope things in our industry change for the better in the future. I will not allow anyone to feel this way again.
February 18, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Women in the games industry already have to put up with a lot, but we shouldn’t have to do it alone. Men in the industry: if you see one of your fellow men doing behaving this way towards a woman at a professional conference, please speak up and tell them to CUT IT OUT.
"Yeah I might have been radicalised into wanting to murder any and all women, have taken an extreme interest in phrenology, and have vital work documents full of incorrect information, but have you considered that I have something I think is marginally more useful than Google Calendar?"
February 18, 2026 at 8:21 AM
"Yeah I might have been radicalised into wanting to murder any and all women, have taken an extreme interest in phrenology, and have vital work documents full of incorrect information, but have you considered that I have something I think is marginally more useful than Google Calendar?"
Next batch of five space marines painted! This time, the ivory and purple fancy boys. These were fun to paint, I don't think they look as swish as the brown and bronze ones but still pretty good!
February 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Next batch of five space marines painted! This time, the ivory and purple fancy boys. These were fun to paint, I don't think they look as swish as the brown and bronze ones but still pretty good!
I see that incredibly unfunny Yank posters are trying to start food discourse over what pancakes are
February 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I see that incredibly unfunny Yank posters are trying to start food discourse over what pancakes are
P A N C A K E S
February 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
P A N C A K E S
Tony doing a sexy strip tease to this, miming along
February 17, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Tony doing a sexy strip tease to this, miming along
It's a proper cunt move to hide "this could make your baby seriously ill" behind clickbait, so Surrey Live can fuck off
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
Why would you only give your kids one pancake topping anyway? Give them loads. Just in case.
February 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
It's a proper cunt move to hide "this could make your baby seriously ill" behind clickbait, so Surrey Live can fuck off
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
Happy Pancake Day 💋
February 17, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Happy Pancake Day 💋
I hate The News Agents so much. A bunch of paedophile-defending corrupt transphobes, get in the fucking bin
February 17, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I hate The News Agents so much. A bunch of paedophile-defending corrupt transphobes, get in the fucking bin
French person watching Babylon 5:
Ah, oui, Babylone Cinq, c'est vrai.
Ah, oui, Babylone Cinq, c'est vrai.
February 17, 2026 at 7:38 AM
French person watching Babylon 5:
Ah, oui, Babylone Cinq, c'est vrai.
Ah, oui, Babylone Cinq, c'est vrai.
Pancakes
Pancakes
Day of Pancakes
Eat some tasty treats
Even if you think god is fake
Pancakes
Day of Pancakes
Eat some tasty treats
Even if you think god is fake
February 17, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Pancakes
Pancakes
Day of Pancakes
Eat some tasty treats
Even if you think god is fake
Pancakes
Day of Pancakes
Eat some tasty treats
Even if you think god is fake
Is there a single person working at Bluesky who isn't an utter freak?
February 17, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Is there a single person working at Bluesky who isn't an utter freak?
Dunk and Egg
We're just a crazy bunch of Dunk and Egg
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Dunk and Egg
We're just a crazy bunch of Dunk and Egg
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Dunk and Egg
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Dunk and Egg
We're just a crazy bunch of Dunk and Egg
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Dunk and Egg
We're just a crazy bunch of Dunk and Egg
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Dunk and Egg
Reposted by Slurms MacKenzie
If you want to see posts from cool people on here, go to @moderation.bsky.app and turn off this label
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
If you want to see posts from cool people on here, go to @moderation.bsky.app and turn off this label
The father, the son, and the holy spirit
February 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The father, the son, and the holy spirit
I've decided that Funny Bones is my new religion and it is the only fairy that depicts the true afterlife
When we die we become skeletons and get up to fun hijinks with our pals
When we die we become skeletons and get up to fun hijinks with our pals
February 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I've decided that Funny Bones is my new religion and it is the only fairy that depicts the true afterlife
When we die we become skeletons and get up to fun hijinks with our pals
When we die we become skeletons and get up to fun hijinks with our pals
Tiring and stressful day today. But, I did manage to finish off thos combat squad of old space marines - all second edition except the bolters on 3!
It was my first time properly painting with yellow as a core colour *ever*, and I'm not in a rush to do it again as I did make a bit of a mess of it.
It was my first time properly painting with yellow as a core colour *ever*, and I'm not in a rush to do it again as I did make a bit of a mess of it.
February 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Tiring and stressful day today. But, I did manage to finish off thos combat squad of old space marines - all second edition except the bolters on 3!
It was my first time properly painting with yellow as a core colour *ever*, and I'm not in a rush to do it again as I did make a bit of a mess of it.
It was my first time properly painting with yellow as a core colour *ever*, and I'm not in a rush to do it again as I did make a bit of a mess of it.
This is also the only haircut you are legally allowed to get
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
This is also the only haircut you are legally allowed to get
Hearing reports that the UK government is like a constant episode of Mr Magoo, the cabinet rushing to stop Starmer from walking out of windows or into the mouth of an XL Bully, so they run out of time to tell him about things like spying on journalists or promoting corrupt friends of paedophiles.
February 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Hearing reports that the UK government is like a constant episode of Mr Magoo, the cabinet rushing to stop Starmer from walking out of windows or into the mouth of an XL Bully, so they run out of time to tell him about things like spying on journalists or promoting corrupt friends of paedophiles.
Decided to try and solve things with 65daysofstatic on loud this week
February 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Decided to try and solve things with 65daysofstatic on loud this week