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Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Imagine that voice trying dirty talk 🥵
Imagine shagging like Keir Starmer
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Imagine that voice trying dirty talk 🥵
Can people stop saying Linehan is psychotic or mentally ill? He's not, he's just an evil cunt, leave that ableism at the door ffs
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Can people stop saying Linehan is psychotic or mentally ill? He's not, he's just an evil cunt, leave that ableism at the door ffs
End the BBC, burn it to the ground
It looks like that BBC page has been updated in the last few minutes, so that's no longer the last sentence. I think part of it has been moved to this paragraph in the middle of the article, and the age is no longer mentioned:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
End the BBC, burn it to the ground
UK and Irish media all degendering a trans woman and framing her as a "trans activist" in their reporting of Graham Linehan being found guilty of criminal damage. Come on, gang. You can at least try to hide your institutional bigotry.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
UK and Irish media all degendering a trans woman and framing her as a "trans activist" in their reporting of Graham Linehan being found guilty of criminal damage. Come on, gang. You can at least try to hide your institutional bigotry.
We need to round up UK judges and [redacted]
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
We need to round up UK judges and [redacted]
Lmao "a British person calling yanks yanks is racist", incredible Bluesky posting brought to you by the same mindset that brought you "British people from minoritised ethnic groups aren't really British, but woke"
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Lmao "a British person calling yanks yanks is racist", incredible Bluesky posting brought to you by the same mindset that brought you "British people from minoritised ethnic groups aren't really British, but woke"
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USA COPIUM LEVEL: MAXIMUM ¤ UNINVENTED MEASELS PREVENTION ¤ SCHOOL CURRICULUM BY WALMART PTY LTD ¤ VACATED SOCIETY AND FACTORY FOR DEAD MALLS 90 MILES FROM CIVILISATION ¤ ONE MILLION COVID DEATHS
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
USA COPIUM LEVEL: MAXIMUM ¤ UNINVENTED MEASELS PREVENTION ¤ SCHOOL CURRICULUM BY WALMART PTY LTD ¤ VACATED SOCIETY AND FACTORY FOR DEAD MALLS 90 MILES FROM CIVILISATION ¤ ONE MILLION COVID DEATHS
The new Hell House movie is really shit, devastating
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The new Hell House movie is really shit, devastating
Gay sheep
Gay sheep
Wool of gay sheep
It has passed the woke test
It's so stylish you could weep
Gay sheep
Wool of gay sheep
It has passed the woke test
It's so stylish you could weep
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Gay sheep
Gay sheep
Wool of gay sheep
It has passed the woke test
It's so stylish you could weep
Gay sheep
Wool of gay sheep
It has passed the woke test
It's so stylish you could weep
Slapped Keane
Slapped Keane
Gueye has slapped Keane
Chaos at Old Trafford
Everton lads caused a scene
Slapped Keane
Gueye has slapped Keane
Chaos at Old Trafford
Everton lads caused a scene
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Slapped Keane
Slapped Keane
Gueye has slapped Keane
Chaos at Old Trafford
Everton lads caused a scene
Slapped Keane
Gueye has slapped Keane
Chaos at Old Trafford
Everton lads caused a scene
Currently planning out a new load of challenge runs for Pokémon games: can you beat the game using only the Pokémon caught on the first route where you can get a full team?
This could be fun!
This could be fun!
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Currently planning out a new load of challenge runs for Pokémon games: can you beat the game using only the Pokémon caught on the first route where you can get a full team?
This could be fun!
This could be fun!
It's officially winter, gang. It's cold enough for me to put my silky pyjama shirt on (and am Donald Ducking it, the extent of my pyjama wearing)
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It's officially winter, gang. It's cold enough for me to put my silky pyjama shirt on (and am Donald Ducking it, the extent of my pyjama wearing)
Fiscal rules
We're just a crazy bunch of fiscal rules
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah fiscal rules
We're just a crazy bunch of fiscal rules
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah fiscal rules
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Fiscal rules
We're just a crazy bunch of fiscal rules
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah fiscal rules
We're just a crazy bunch of fiscal rules
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah fiscal rules
Not enough people talk about how Bob's Burgers wrote a Halloween song for their parody boy band and ended up creating one of the Greatest Pop Bangers of All Time
Bob's Burgers - I Love You So Much (It's Scary) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bob's Burgers Side Orders
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Not enough people talk about how Bob's Burgers wrote a Halloween song for their parody boy band and ended up creating one of the Greatest Pop Bangers of All Time
My phone gave me one of those "day in the life" emotional updates and it ended in the best way possible ☺️
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My phone gave me one of those "day in the life" emotional updates and it ended in the best way possible ☺️
A perfect way for Aston Martin to become the most hated team on the F1 grid by a long, long way
Horner in running to join Aston Martin with Cowell's position under threat
Andy Cowell looks set to no longer be Aston Martin CEO after disagreements with Adrian Newey
www.autosport.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A perfect way for Aston Martin to become the most hated team on the F1 grid by a long, long way
Second time in a week I've seen the dogshit musings of Alex Hern on the timeline, so please note when I am supreme ruler I am banning the Economist and also economists
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Second time in a week I've seen the dogshit musings of Alex Hern on the timeline, so please note when I am supreme ruler I am banning the Economist and also economists
In Pokémon Red, Blue and Yellow there's a myth that you could catch a Mew if you interacted with a truck on a piece of land near the dock that the SS Anne is on.
A great myth because you can't really get to it; you can't Surf there until later in the game when the SS Anne departs.
Except, you can!
A great myth because you can't really get to it; you can't Surf there until later in the game when the SS Anne departs.
Except, you can!
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
In Pokémon Red, Blue and Yellow there's a myth that you could catch a Mew if you interacted with a truck on a piece of land near the dock that the SS Anne is on.
A great myth because you can't really get to it; you can't Surf there until later in the game when the SS Anne departs.
Except, you can!
A great myth because you can't really get to it; you can't Surf there until later in the game when the SS Anne departs.
Except, you can!
Fucking fuming that my boring political post is doing more numbers than my excellent cosmic horror S Club 7 post, ngl
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Fucking fuming that my boring political post is doing more numbers than my excellent cosmic horror S Club 7 post, ngl
Dogshit policy for cunts again
There are only a handful of sectors where we punch above our weight, higher education and creative industries being two where this government just seems determined to fucking tank them
There are only a handful of sectors where we punch above our weight, higher education and creative industries being two where this government just seems determined to fucking tank them
i: Reeves to unveil £600m raid on foreign student
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
university fees #TomorrowsPapersToday
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Dogshit policy for cunts again
There are only a handful of sectors where we punch above our weight, higher education and creative industries being two where this government just seems determined to fucking tank them
There are only a handful of sectors where we punch above our weight, higher education and creative industries being two where this government just seems determined to fucking tank them
Eat all the stars
Shroud galaxies in twilight
Eat all the stars
Become a cosmic death blight
Eat all the stars
And when the mortals start to scream for you
That's when their fears will all come true
Shroud galaxies in twilight
Eat all the stars
Become a cosmic death blight
Eat all the stars
And when the mortals start to scream for you
That's when their fears will all come true
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Eat all the stars
Shroud galaxies in twilight
Eat all the stars
Become a cosmic death blight
Eat all the stars
And when the mortals start to scream for you
That's when their fears will all come true
Shroud galaxies in twilight
Eat all the stars
Become a cosmic death blight
Eat all the stars
And when the mortals start to scream for you
That's when their fears will all come true
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bbc fully captured by fascists, should be seen as no less partisan, propagandistic and right-wing than gb news
It’s perplexing that the BBC is currently under scrutiny for a supposed liberal bias in favour of trans rights.
Here, a spokesperson for an anti-trans group is quoted, the article says that trans inclusion would be illegal (it wouldn’t) and lists an anti-trans organisation for more info.
Here, a spokesperson for an anti-trans group is quoted, the article says that trans inclusion would be illegal (it wouldn’t) and lists an anti-trans organisation for more info.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
bbc fully captured by fascists, should be seen as no less partisan, propagandistic and right-wing than gb news
RIP Udo Keir, one of those magnificent actors who elevated even the cheapest of slop through his sheer presence
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
RIP Udo Keir, one of those magnificent actors who elevated even the cheapest of slop through his sheer presence
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November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just saw a post saying the OG Steam Deck sucked because its performance wasn't as good as competitors, and motherfucker that's kind of the point?
Valve followed the Game Boy model, creating something accessible and cheaper than alternatives that sold very well and opened up a new market.
Valve followed the Game Boy model, creating something accessible and cheaper than alternatives that sold very well and opened up a new market.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just saw a post saying the OG Steam Deck sucked because its performance wasn't as good as competitors, and motherfucker that's kind of the point?
Valve followed the Game Boy model, creating something accessible and cheaper than alternatives that sold very well and opened up a new market.
Valve followed the Game Boy model, creating something accessible and cheaper than alternatives that sold very well and opened up a new market.