Slurms MacKenzie
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
I've decided that Funny Bones is my new religion and it is the only fairy that depicts the true afterlife
When we die we become skeletons and get up to fun hijinks with our pals
When we die we become skeletons and get up to fun hijinks with our pals
February 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I've decided that Funny Bones is my new religion and it is the only fairy that depicts the true afterlife
When we die we become skeletons and get up to fun hijinks with our pals
When we die we become skeletons and get up to fun hijinks with our pals
Tiring and stressful day today. But, I did manage to finish off thos combat squad of old space marines - all second edition except the bolters on 3!
It was my first time properly painting with yellow as a core colour *ever*, and I'm not in a rush to do it again as I did make a bit of a mess of it.
It was my first time properly painting with yellow as a core colour *ever*, and I'm not in a rush to do it again as I did make a bit of a mess of it.
February 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Tiring and stressful day today. But, I did manage to finish off thos combat squad of old space marines - all second edition except the bolters on 3!
It was my first time properly painting with yellow as a core colour *ever*, and I'm not in a rush to do it again as I did make a bit of a mess of it.
It was my first time properly painting with yellow as a core colour *ever*, and I'm not in a rush to do it again as I did make a bit of a mess of it.
This is also the only haircut you are legally allowed to get
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
This is also the only haircut you are legally allowed to get
Hearing reports that the UK government is like a constant episode of Mr Magoo, the cabinet rushing to stop Starmer from walking out of windows or into the mouth of an XL Bully, so they run out of time to tell him about things like spying on journalists or promoting corrupt friends of paedophiles.
February 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Hearing reports that the UK government is like a constant episode of Mr Magoo, the cabinet rushing to stop Starmer from walking out of windows or into the mouth of an XL Bully, so they run out of time to tell him about things like spying on journalists or promoting corrupt friends of paedophiles.
Decided to try and solve things with 65daysofstatic on loud this week
February 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Decided to try and solve things with 65daysofstatic on loud this week
It'll be a good day when Rod Liddle has died won't it
February 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
It'll be a good day when Rod Liddle has died won't it
Speaking purely from a place of science and evidence, Fahrenheit is dogshit for cunts
February 16, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Speaking purely from a place of science and evidence, Fahrenheit is dogshit for cunts
Does Warhammer World count as a museum
If you could do a successful heist of any museum or gallery which would you choose and what would you take
February 16, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Does Warhammer World count as a museum
Pulling off Matt Goodwin's ears like a Mr Potato Head
February 16, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Pulling off Matt Goodwin's ears like a Mr Potato Head
We have evolved past the need for there to be a Contrapoints, it is no longer 2018 my friends
February 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
We have evolved past the need for there to be a Contrapoints, it is no longer 2018 my friends
Back when you used to get those Internet free trial CD-ROMs in the post, my dad used to collect them and then at Christmas put them up on the tree with bits of string, because they'd catch the reflection of the Christmas lights and make ot that much brighter
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Back when you used to get those Internet free trial CD-ROMs in the post, my dad used to collect them and then at Christmas put them up on the tree with bits of string, because they'd catch the reflection of the Christmas lights and make ot that much brighter
My posts 😎
You got access to military weaponry?
February 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
My posts 😎
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Urgent witness appeal following the death of 65yo Nick Stone in Bristol after contact with police where he ended up on the ground at an antifascist counterdemonstration against the far right Bristol Patriots on 10th January 2026.
February 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Urgent witness appeal following the death of 65yo Nick Stone in Bristol after contact with police where he ended up on the ground at an antifascist counterdemonstration against the far right Bristol Patriots on 10th January 2026.
Putting on my best Russell Crowe voice and singing some Les Mis songs to my very own Prisoner 24601
February 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Putting on my best Russell Crowe voice and singing some Les Mis songs to my very own Prisoner 24601
The toddler just looked at Britain in the weather forecast and said "it's a dinosaur!", and yes my child, it is
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The toddler just looked at Britain in the weather forecast and said "it's a dinosaur!", and yes my child, it is
An extremely important question for you all: what's your favourite baklava variant?
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
An extremely important question for you all: what's your favourite baklava variant?
It is a travesty that Andrew Wakefield and all those who promoted him have not been pulled apart by horses
More than 60 children infected in ‘fast-spreading’ London measles outbreak
More than 60 measles cases have been reported in London this year
www.independent.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 11:05 AM
It is a travesty that Andrew Wakefield and all those who promoted him have not been pulled apart by horses
Meet George Jetson
His boy, Elroy
Daughter Judy
Jane, his hotwife
His boy, Elroy
Daughter Judy
Jane, his hotwife
February 15, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Meet George Jetson
His boy, Elroy
Daughter Judy
Jane, his hotwife
His boy, Elroy
Daughter Judy
Jane, his hotwife
Although my (liberal) democrat representative has been impressive, I too will likely vote green due to a lack of trust in the former's party's track record
I am a republican but also a democrat and I will be voting green
February 15, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Although my (liberal) democrat representative has been impressive, I too will likely vote green due to a lack of trust in the former's party's track record
Luckily we have a meme for this 🫡
February 15, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Luckily we have a meme for this 🫡
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THEY'VE PUT ALL OF BABYLON 5 UP ON YOUTUBE
pilot episode is dreadful but stick with, it quickly pivots to being dead good
pilot episode is dreadful but stick with, it quickly pivots to being dead good
If y'all want to get your sci-fi groove on without having to buy into a streaming service...
cordcuttersnews.com/babylon-5-is...
cordcuttersnews.com/babylon-5-is...
Babylon 5 Is Now Free to Watch On YouTube | Cord Cutters News
In a move that has delighted fans of classic science fiction, Warner Bros. Discovery has begun uploading full episodes of the iconic series Babylon 5 to YouTube, providing free access to the show just...
cordcuttersnews.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
THEY'VE PUT ALL OF BABYLON 5 UP ON YOUTUBE
pilot episode is dreadful but stick with, it quickly pivots to being dead good
pilot episode is dreadful but stick with, it quickly pivots to being dead good
Once again thinking about the Warhammer YouTuber who used instant noodles to make some Warhammer terrain, including using the seasoning packets
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Once again thinking about the Warhammer YouTuber who used instant noodles to make some Warhammer terrain, including using the seasoning packets