Slurms MacKenzie
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Happy Pancake Day 💋
February 17, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Happy Pancake Day 💋
I hate The News Agents so much. A bunch of paedophile-defending corrupt transphobes, get in the fucking bin
February 17, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I hate The News Agents so much. A bunch of paedophile-defending corrupt transphobes, get in the fucking bin
French person watching Babylon 5:
Ah, oui, Babylone Cinq, c'est vrai.
Ah, oui, Babylone Cinq, c'est vrai.
February 17, 2026 at 7:38 AM
French person watching Babylon 5:
Ah, oui, Babylone Cinq, c'est vrai.
Ah, oui, Babylone Cinq, c'est vrai.
Pancakes
Pancakes
Day of Pancakes
Eat some tasty treats
Even if you think god is fake
Pancakes
Day of Pancakes
Eat some tasty treats
Even if you think god is fake
February 17, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Pancakes
Pancakes
Day of Pancakes
Eat some tasty treats
Even if you think god is fake
Pancakes
Day of Pancakes
Eat some tasty treats
Even if you think god is fake
Is there a single person working at Bluesky who isn't an utter freak?
February 17, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Is there a single person working at Bluesky who isn't an utter freak?
Dunk and Egg
We're just a crazy bunch of Dunk and Egg
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Dunk and Egg
We're just a crazy bunch of Dunk and Egg
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Dunk and Egg
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Dunk and Egg
We're just a crazy bunch of Dunk and Egg
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Dunk and Egg
We're just a crazy bunch of Dunk and Egg
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Dunk and Egg
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If you want to see posts from cool people on here, go to @moderation.bsky.app and turn off this label
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
If you want to see posts from cool people on here, go to @moderation.bsky.app and turn off this label
The father, the son, and the holy spirit
February 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The father, the son, and the holy spirit
I've decided that Funny Bones is my new religion and it is the only fairy that depicts the true afterlife
When we die we become skeletons and get up to fun hijinks with our pals
When we die we become skeletons and get up to fun hijinks with our pals
February 16, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I've decided that Funny Bones is my new religion and it is the only fairy that depicts the true afterlife
When we die we become skeletons and get up to fun hijinks with our pals
When we die we become skeletons and get up to fun hijinks with our pals
Tiring and stressful day today. But, I did manage to finish off thos combat squad of old space marines - all second edition except the bolters on 3!
It was my first time properly painting with yellow as a core colour *ever*, and I'm not in a rush to do it again as I did make a bit of a mess of it.
It was my first time properly painting with yellow as a core colour *ever*, and I'm not in a rush to do it again as I did make a bit of a mess of it.
February 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Tiring and stressful day today. But, I did manage to finish off thos combat squad of old space marines - all second edition except the bolters on 3!
It was my first time properly painting with yellow as a core colour *ever*, and I'm not in a rush to do it again as I did make a bit of a mess of it.
It was my first time properly painting with yellow as a core colour *ever*, and I'm not in a rush to do it again as I did make a bit of a mess of it.
This is also the only haircut you are legally allowed to get
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
This is also the only haircut you are legally allowed to get
Hearing reports that the UK government is like a constant episode of Mr Magoo, the cabinet rushing to stop Starmer from walking out of windows or into the mouth of an XL Bully, so they run out of time to tell him about things like spying on journalists or promoting corrupt friends of paedophiles.
February 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Hearing reports that the UK government is like a constant episode of Mr Magoo, the cabinet rushing to stop Starmer from walking out of windows or into the mouth of an XL Bully, so they run out of time to tell him about things like spying on journalists or promoting corrupt friends of paedophiles.
Decided to try and solve things with 65daysofstatic on loud this week
February 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Decided to try and solve things with 65daysofstatic on loud this week
It'll be a good day when Rod Liddle has died won't it
February 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
It'll be a good day when Rod Liddle has died won't it
Speaking purely from a place of science and evidence, Fahrenheit is dogshit for cunts
February 16, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Speaking purely from a place of science and evidence, Fahrenheit is dogshit for cunts
Does Warhammer World count as a museum
If you could do a successful heist of any museum or gallery which would you choose and what would you take
February 16, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Does Warhammer World count as a museum
Pulling off Matt Goodwin's ears like a Mr Potato Head
February 16, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Pulling off Matt Goodwin's ears like a Mr Potato Head
We have evolved past the need for there to be a Contrapoints, it is no longer 2018 my friends
February 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
We have evolved past the need for there to be a Contrapoints, it is no longer 2018 my friends
Back when you used to get those Internet free trial CD-ROMs in the post, my dad used to collect them and then at Christmas put them up on the tree with bits of string, because they'd catch the reflection of the Christmas lights and make ot that much brighter
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Back when you used to get those Internet free trial CD-ROMs in the post, my dad used to collect them and then at Christmas put them up on the tree with bits of string, because they'd catch the reflection of the Christmas lights and make ot that much brighter
My posts 😎
You got access to military weaponry?
February 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
My posts 😎
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Urgent witness appeal following the death of 65yo Nick Stone in Bristol after contact with police where he ended up on the ground at an antifascist counterdemonstration against the far right Bristol Patriots on 10th January 2026.
February 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Urgent witness appeal following the death of 65yo Nick Stone in Bristol after contact with police where he ended up on the ground at an antifascist counterdemonstration against the far right Bristol Patriots on 10th January 2026.
Putting on my best Russell Crowe voice and singing some Les Mis songs to my very own Prisoner 24601
February 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Putting on my best Russell Crowe voice and singing some Les Mis songs to my very own Prisoner 24601