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Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners

Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy

Premier Sex Bomb poster
It'll be a good day when Rod Liddle has died won't it
February 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Speaking purely from a place of science and evidence, Fahrenheit is dogshit for cunts
February 16, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Does Warhammer World count as a museum
If you could do a successful heist of any museum or gallery which would you choose and what would you take
February 16, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Pulling off Matt Goodwin's ears like a Mr Potato Head
February 16, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Monday
February 16, 2026 at 8:02 AM
We have evolved past the need for there to be a Contrapoints, it is no longer 2018 my friends
February 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Back when you used to get those Internet free trial CD-ROMs in the post, my dad used to collect them and then at Christmas put them up on the tree with bits of string, because they'd catch the reflection of the Christmas lights and make ot that much brighter
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
My posts 😎
You got access to military weaponry?
February 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Slurms MacKenzie
Urgent witness appeal following the death of 65yo Nick Stone in Bristol after contact with police where he ended up on the ground at an antifascist counterdemonstration against the far right Bristol Patriots on 10th January 2026.
February 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Putting on my best Russell Crowe voice and singing some Les Mis songs to my very own Prisoner 24601
February 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The toddler just looked at Britain in the weather forecast and said "it's a dinosaur!", and yes my child, it is
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
An extremely important question for you all: what's your favourite baklava variant?
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
It is a travesty that Andrew Wakefield and all those who promoted him have not been pulled apart by horses
More than 60 children infected in ‘fast-spreading’ London measles outbreak
More than 60 measles cases have been reported in London this year
www.independent.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Meet George Jetson
His boy, Elroy
Daughter Judy
Jane, his hotwife
February 15, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Although my (liberal) democrat representative has been impressive, I too will likely vote green due to a lack of trust in the former's party's track record
I am a republican but also a democrat and I will be voting green
February 15, 2026 at 9:31 AM
February 15, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Luckily we have a meme for this 🫡
February 15, 2026 at 8:51 AM
February 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Reposted by Slurms MacKenzie
THEY'VE PUT ALL OF BABYLON 5 UP ON YOUTUBE

pilot episode is dreadful but stick with, it quickly pivots to being dead good
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Once again thinking about the Warhammer YouTuber who used instant noodles to make some Warhammer terrain, including using the seasoning packets
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by Slurms MacKenzie
Seen some other indy artists doing Valentine Day promotions so here's mine. I make cool stuff out of brass and you can buy it at peloriastudio.com 🙂
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
February 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Leg fell asleep while playing with the toddler and now I'm stuck on the floor
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Went out and saw some birds and nature and stuff, but was also bitterly disappointed in the changes in accessibility at my local National Trust property since I last visited (will explain in thread).
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Please pray for James Watt in this difficult time 🙏
February 14, 2026 at 11:44 AM