Slurms MacKenzie
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Dr. Strangelove or: How Muppets Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Muppetnado
Muppet and Commander
February 19, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Dr. Strangelove or: How Muppets Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
The Labour government is going to absolutely gut SEND provision, especially when it comes to neurodivergent kids. From The Times exposé last night
February 19, 2026 at 8:03 AM
The Labour government is going to absolutely gut SEND provision, especially when it comes to neurodivergent kids. From The Times exposé last night
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If a couple of Tickle Me Elmos had told kids to kill themselves they would have been off the market by the weekend
It is a vile scandal that 2 of the biggest AI companies in the world attack children by inciting them to self-harm, and by generating sexually exploitative imagery of kids for profit. I wanted to document this so that people in tech will stop saying they don't know: www.anildash.com/2026/02/18/t...
How did we end up threatening our kids’ lives with AI? - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
www.anildash.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:52 PM
If a couple of Tickle Me Elmos had told kids to kill themselves they would have been off the market by the weekend
Reposted by Slurms MacKenzie
It is a vile scandal that 2 of the biggest AI companies in the world attack children by inciting them to self-harm, and by generating sexually exploitative imagery of kids for profit. I wanted to document this so that people in tech will stop saying they don't know: www.anildash.com/2026/02/18/t...
How did we end up threatening our kids’ lives with AI? - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
www.anildash.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It is a vile scandal that 2 of the biggest AI companies in the world attack children by inciting them to self-harm, and by generating sexually exploitative imagery of kids for profit. I wanted to document this so that people in tech will stop saying they don't know: www.anildash.com/2026/02/18/t...
Forgot I'd had a haircut today and was momentarily confused when a potato was staring me down in the bathroom mirror
February 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Forgot I'd had a haircut today and was momentarily confused when a potato was staring me down in the bathroom mirror
Mother! was infuriating and annoying dogshit from the start and only got worse and worse, from a director who thinks he is much smarter than he actually is. An insufferable film.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Mother! was infuriating and annoying dogshit from the start and only got worse and worse, from a director who thinks he is much smarter than he actually is. An insufferable film.
Caught up entirely with Magnus Archives/Magnus Protocol so it's time to restart Old Gods of Appalachia so I can actually remember where I got up to with it
February 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Caught up entirely with Magnus Archives/Magnus Protocol so it's time to restart Old Gods of Appalachia so I can actually remember where I got up to with it
Now listening:
February 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Now listening:
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the carlos mencia of bluesky
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 PM
the carlos mencia of bluesky
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hi friends. been through the wringer a fair bit recently & something's come up that means i need to sort out some care for chairman for a bit. i know there are like a million more pressing & worthy causes but if anyone has anything they could possibly spare id really appreciate it
Buy arnie a Coffee
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ko-fi.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:26 PM
hi friends. been through the wringer a fair bit recently & something's come up that means i need to sort out some care for chairman for a bit. i know there are like a million more pressing & worthy causes but if anyone has anything they could possibly spare id really appreciate it
My bus now puts out a little audio recording saying what the next stop is 🤯
February 18, 2026 at 12:49 PM
My bus now puts out a little audio recording saying what the next stop is 🤯
Hearing reports it's Sgt. Bash Wednesday?
February 18, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Hearing reports it's Sgt. Bash Wednesday?
Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd, standing next to each other at a urinal, and deciding to "cross the streams"
February 18, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd, standing next to each other at a urinal, and deciding to "cross the streams"
Good morning 🔥
DJ Luck & MC Neat - A Little Bit of Luck (Official)
YouTube video by DJ Luck & MC Neat
youtu.be
February 18, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Good morning 🔥
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Women in the games industry already have to put up with a lot, but we shouldn’t have to do it alone. Men in the industry: if you see one of your fellow men doing behaving this way towards a woman at a professional conference, please speak up and tell them to CUT IT OUT.
I hope things in our industry change for the better in the future. I will not allow anyone to feel this way again.
February 18, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Women in the games industry already have to put up with a lot, but we shouldn’t have to do it alone. Men in the industry: if you see one of your fellow men doing behaving this way towards a woman at a professional conference, please speak up and tell them to CUT IT OUT.
"Yeah I might have been radicalised into wanting to murder any and all women, have taken an extreme interest in phrenology, and have vital work documents full of incorrect information, but have you considered that I have something I think is marginally more useful than Google Calendar?"
February 18, 2026 at 8:21 AM
"Yeah I might have been radicalised into wanting to murder any and all women, have taken an extreme interest in phrenology, and have vital work documents full of incorrect information, but have you considered that I have something I think is marginally more useful than Google Calendar?"
Next batch of five space marines painted! This time, the ivory and purple fancy boys. These were fun to paint, I don't think they look as swish as the brown and bronze ones but still pretty good!
February 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Next batch of five space marines painted! This time, the ivory and purple fancy boys. These were fun to paint, I don't think they look as swish as the brown and bronze ones but still pretty good!
I see that incredibly unfunny Yank posters are trying to start food discourse over what pancakes are
February 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I see that incredibly unfunny Yank posters are trying to start food discourse over what pancakes are
P A N C A K E S
February 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
P A N C A K E S
Tony doing a sexy strip tease to this, miming along
February 17, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Tony doing a sexy strip tease to this, miming along
It's a proper cunt move to hide "this could make your baby seriously ill" behind clickbait, so Surrey Live can fuck off
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
Why would you only give your kids one pancake topping anyway? Give them loads. Just in case.
February 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
It's a proper cunt move to hide "this could make your baby seriously ill" behind clickbait, so Surrey Live can fuck off
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
Happy Pancake Day 💋
February 17, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Happy Pancake Day 💋