woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records
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woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
· Jan 26
if you saw my post on the discover feed, no you fucking didn’t
gamers of the night roll call
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
gamers of the night roll call
Random Access Memories great album. I’ve had some beers tonight so this is how the posting is going to go
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Random Access Memories great album. I’ve had some beers tonight so this is how the posting is going to go
A lot of people are talking about Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
A lot of people are talking about Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana
all of the stranger things kids are 37 and they Fuck now
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
all of the stranger things kids are 37 and they Fuck now
ticket secured for On Cinema in NYC 🙏
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
ticket secured for On Cinema in NYC 🙏
flyin’ high beats dyin’ for lies in a politician’s war youtu.be/PQXmldsfuxs?...
Sea Stories
YouTube video by Sturgill Simpson - Topic
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
flyin’ high beats dyin’ for lies in a politician’s war youtu.be/PQXmldsfuxs?...
listening to emotion for the first time in a while. “run away with me” is an insane thesis statement for an album. shit goes crazy
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
listening to emotion for the first time in a while. “run away with me” is an insane thesis statement for an album. shit goes crazy
it’s crazy how thunder road is the best song ever written but also isn’t even the best song on that album
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
it’s crazy how thunder road is the best song ever written but also isn’t even the best song on that album
Tenth Avenue Frieza
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Tenth Avenue Frieza
Jelly Roll has been caught and compromised to a permanent end
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Jelly Roll has been caught and compromised to a permanent end
please just shoot me if i ever become the kind of old where a fast food ordering kiosk with extremely clear instructions becomes too difficult for me to operate
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
please just shoot me if i ever become the kind of old where a fast food ordering kiosk with extremely clear instructions becomes too difficult for me to operate
“the promised land” sneaky top tier bruce song
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“the promised land” sneaky top tier bruce song
Listen. Educate yourself. youtu.be/q8QM6kSR9-Q?...
Sen no Kiseki II OST - Heated Mind
YouTube video by Falcom Music Channel
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Listen. Educate yourself. youtu.be/q8QM6kSR9-Q?...
the welcome sign for Lecompton, KS says “WHERE SLAVERY BEGAN TO DIE” which goes insanely hard
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
the welcome sign for Lecompton, KS says “WHERE SLAVERY BEGAN TO DIE” which goes insanely hard
gamers of the night roll call
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
gamers of the night roll call
five nights at freddys is myst for zoomers. call of duty zombies is also myst for zoomers
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
five nights at freddys is myst for zoomers. call of duty zombies is also myst for zoomers
the dilemma with making fun of Kingdom Hearts is that it is often a little mean and unfair, but unfortunately it’s just very funny when Kingdom Hearts fans are mad
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the dilemma with making fun of Kingdom Hearts is that it is often a little mean and unfair, but unfortunately it’s just very funny when Kingdom Hearts fans are mad
I’d play Disco Elysium if it had an air dash
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’d play Disco Elysium if it had an air dash
I understand why everyone loves Mega Man Powered Up but Maverick Hunter X is also very good and I’m sick of it being illegal to say that
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I understand why everyone loves Mega Man Powered Up but Maverick Hunter X is also very good and I’m sick of it being illegal to say that
i think it’s awesome that my connecting flight was supposed to start boarding 10 minutes ago but there hasn’t been a announcement of any kind nor is there even a person at the gate
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i think it’s awesome that my connecting flight was supposed to start boarding 10 minutes ago but there hasn’t been a announcement of any kind nor is there even a person at the gate
i am a firm believer in packing for trips at the last minute, like you should throw as much shit as you can into a bag and just go, but this means i forget to pack a belt on like 80% of my trips
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i am a firm believer in packing for trips at the last minute, like you should throw as much shit as you can into a bag and just go, but this means i forget to pack a belt on like 80% of my trips
paying to check a bag at the airport is such a scam dude. every flight i’ve been on in the last decade has offered complimentary checking at the gate
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
paying to check a bag at the airport is such a scam dude. every flight i’ve been on in the last decade has offered complimentary checking at the gate
you can just listen to madonna like a prayer whenever you want. nobody can stop you
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
you can just listen to madonna like a prayer whenever you want. nobody can stop you
few mental states are more invigorating than “i got no sleep but i have to go to the airport”
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
few mental states are more invigorating than “i got no sleep but i have to go to the airport”