woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
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i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records
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if you saw my post on the discover feed, no you fucking didn’t
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this seems like a weird situation to be using kershaw in
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gamers of the night roll call
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The New York Yankees have passed away.
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i’m now positively reevaluating Herm Edwards at ASU because of this
yelix.bsky.social
this is probably Train’s best song and i can’t fuckin stand it
yelix.bsky.social
what an incredible legacy
yelix.bsky.social
it’s really awesome that the consensus best coach in NFL history is about to be on the shortlist for worst coach in CFB history
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Aha! Is this our chance?
yelix.bsky.social
i’ve maintained for a long time that the problem with the Astros isn’t that they cheated. it’s that they did it in an obvious enough way that regular people could figure it out, and then acted like the biggest whiniest babies in the world when they got caught
yelix.bsky.social
I like how much of that game is Snake and Otacon being weirdly mean to a preteen girl for no reason
yelix.bsky.social
if you defend the star wars prequels you are not allowed to shit on MGS4
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it’s the most self indulgent piece of big budget art i’ve ever seen
yelix.bsky.social
i love metal gear solid 4 so much man. you can point out any of the two dozen very bad things about it and i’ll just be like “exactly!”
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he loves the talking pig
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it’s on criterion channel now thankfully
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i pretty regularly think about how that game would bring up the little “a cop is looking at you” UI marker when you weren’t even doing anything illegal. really cool game
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fucking coward blocking me when i’m trying to give him some time in the spotlight. that’s no way to build clout online
yelix.bsky.social
really good bio on this guy
yelix.bsky.social
i want to watch John Woo’s Bullet in the Head tonight but there’s too much baseball happening for me to find a 2 hour window for it. no one has ever suffered more than me
yelix.bsky.social
i need the mariners to win this series so bad dude. we need to stop pretending like “Dillon Dingler” and “Spencer Torkelson” are real baseball players
yelix.bsky.social
I think Beyond Good & Evil 2 is gonna come out. Why wouldn’t it
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ken levine doesn’t make video games anymore, I wouldn’t worry about it
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this would be a good idea for a game if anyone other than Ubisoft made it
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GameFile: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...