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Aaron Blackshear
@aaronblackshear.bsky.social
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Anxious Minnesotan. Actuary turned basketball data analyst. Bike lane protector Opinions are mine and not representing my employer
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · Feb 9
Kelce dressed like my dad at his wedding
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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 3h
New meme format
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 3h
That was supposed to be between you and me and our son Torpus
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 4h
Can’t use it as a timeshare or shared ownership <> cannot use as a rental property what hack put this on paper and submitted to a court
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 5h
The weather gods are blessing us, highs in the low 80s for Vegas this weekend as my fellow xennials descend upon the city for BFF festival

I’ll be the guy air drumming during the Burning Airlines set
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 5h
Just two more weeks, for real this time
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 7h
This man brought a lawsuit over a rap battle and the judge was doing this to the song that dissed him
the president of the united states is making a funny face while watching a performance .
ALT: the president of the united states is making a funny face while watching a performance .
media.tenor.com
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 7h
If you need a Microcenter trafficker I know a really good looking and charming guy
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 8h
Shop at Microcenter or BH imo
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 8h
It's really cool how all of tech media becomes a week-long ad for Amazon every year, when most of the prices are the same as they always are
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 9h
Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a guy throwing a printer at a horse
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 9h
"Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman eight months pregnant—she is an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School—and she is saying 'eff Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta."

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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 8h
2 weeks
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 8h
Judge said "the defendant got his ass, AND that shit was a bop"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10h
Like a lot of things with RFK Jr if someone just said this to you and wasn’t in charge of medicine in America you’d go: ooooooookay and keep pressing the elevator button
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 11h
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d
There's a huge skill overlap, that's how I got in
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d
Awesome data science opportunity with the NFL
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Michael Lopez @statsbylopez.bsky.social · 1d
Open role with our Football/Media Data & Analytics teams at the NFL - please reach out if this seems like a good fit
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d
Back on my bullshit. This is the only album I listen to anymore. RIP Steve Albini
PJ Harvey - Rid of Me
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1d
when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
Wasn’t really sure what to expect from Chapel Bill. But after that drive, I have him as second best college coach I’ve ever seen, just below Saban.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d
My son is so excited they are back
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ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 1d
Damn a coffin cost $4000??? Yall can bury me loose
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d
I swear to god if they try to steal my family’s money…
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Johnson on Trump: "He is getting some legal analysis and advice that others are looking into this and questioning whether all furloughed federal employees should receive backpay."
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d
Raised the floor and lowered the ceiling. For me the latter was too much of a sacrifice for the former, but everyone reacts differently
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TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 1d
“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d
One of his many goosebumps songs
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d
He can turn a phrase like no one else
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 1d
Homan: “did Laken Riley ever get 50 thousand dollars?”
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