Rob Wesley
@eastwes.bsky.social
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Some guy on the internet.
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eastwes.bsky.social
A reminder that if a game reaches the 19th inning, we go to ‘ThirdGame’ rules, meaning one (1) previously used starting pitcher can re-enter the game and anyone already in the dugout wearing a full uniform when the 18th inning ends can come in to hit or run.
eastwes.bsky.social
Every time they show a dugout everyone should have night caps on
eastwes.bsky.social
The Seattle Mariners, who entered the league in 1995 as an expansion team created to help promote Waterworld
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eastwes.bsky.social
Haven't seen such a terrible decision by an Orion since SPEED ZONE
eastwes.bsky.social
Two perfect films (Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II*), ruined forever by Speed Zone.

*The Godfather II of sequels
mattsinger.bsky.social
Food for thought: What is the worst franchise made from the best movie?
eastwes.bsky.social
TBS: Phillies eliminated

Amazon: Eagles losing to the Giants

Pluto TV: Just discontinued the channel that only showed the 36 episodes of the 1979/1980 Philadelphia-set Donna Pescow sitcom ANGIE
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eastwes.bsky.social
Honestly, baseball is a child’s sport, when you think about. A little game, a little game for the children. It would be embarrassing to be good at it as an adult, to win at baseball.
eastwes.bsky.social
I'm probably telling Schwarber to hit a home run here, from a strategic angle.
eastwes.bsky.social
Haven't seen a Cusack so relieved since they dumped most of the '85 SNL cast.
eastwes.bsky.social
To do that to me, of all people, everyone's best pal on the internet.
eastwes.bsky.social
Someone made one of my tweets into a musical and it sucked. Just the absolute dirt worst corny shit.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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eastwes.bsky.social
Man, only one day left for the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Feels like it just started!
eastwes.bsky.social
The ending of The Graduate, but the reason their expressions fade is that The Scorpio Killer has just taken control of the bus they’re on.
eastwes.bsky.social
Canada buying the rights to the Cannonball Run franchise. Mulroney got re-elected on it.
eastwes.bsky.social
Two perfect films (Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II*), ruined forever by Speed Zone.

*The Godfather II of sequels
eastwes.bsky.social
The Rock, still trapped in his Smashing Machine makeup, desperately trying to tell Timothée Chalamet that he's excited to see Marty Supreme.

But by now the makeup has fused his lips closed and Chalamet runs off in terror, only able to hear the monstrous figure bellow a muffled "MRTY! MRTY!" at him.
eastwes.bsky.social
Movie where The Rock gets stuck in his Smashing Machine hair and makeup and can’t get it off.
eastwes.bsky.social
Honestly, baseball is a child’s sport, when you think about. A little game, a little game for the children. It would be embarrassing to be good at it as an adult, to win at baseball.
eastwes.bsky.social
Sirianni showing up with the head shaved again, maybe the beard and eyebrows gone this time, too.
eastwes.bsky.social
"You know, they needed this one now, you know?" I keep saying, nodding, staring off into the distance in an empty room.
eastwes.bsky.social
Randall could have carried the ring a third of the way, then thrown it another third when it started to corrupt him, then punted it the rest of the way into the volcano.
eastwes.bsky.social
Movie where The Rock gets stuck in his Smashing Machine hair and makeup and can’t get it off.
eastwes.bsky.social
Just don't mute LT. That way you'll still get all the relevant news about him and also Lt. Proctor from Police Academy.
eastwes.bsky.social
The Joker. It will be The Joker. The first to win an Oscar for best AI in a leading role? It will be The Joker.