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Rob Wesley
@eastwes.bsky.social
Some guy on the internet.
Oh, yeah. Some weird people on here. You forget that sometimes.
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Jimmy Fallon: And does it taste good? I bet it's great.

CEO of Company That Made Lemonade That Kills You: I don't know Jimmy, it kills you when you drink it, so I haven't, you know, I haven't had it. Yet!

Jimmy Fallon: That's amazing, that's amazing. We have some if - if the audience wants to try?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
More than anything in the world right now I think I'd like to hear Daniel Day-Lewis, locked into his Daniel Plainview voice, saying "Scooby-Doo" and "Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed" while rallying to the defense of Matthew Lillard.

(Please note that I am 100% pro-Lillard.)
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by Rob Wesley
"You know, they still ain't put his ass in the Hall of Fame, padre, I don't know if you can do something about that. What? Oh, the whole Grinch thing?"
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Once I’ve watched a movie, I’ve beaten it. I know all of its secrets, it no longer has power over me. To watch it a second time, much less a sixth time?

No. No, never. I’ve already won.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Studio just bought my new holiday slasher Simply Halving A Wonderful Christmastime
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Netflix now has control of all four seasons of Scarecrow & Mrs. King. Goddamn.
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
New Restored Star Wars should digitally make at least one character throw up all the time. Probably C-3PO.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Let Bryce Harper have the Cronos mechanism from Cronos.
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cold out, but you gotta figure we're probably pretty close to winter being over.
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
ORB
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is not a sponsored post, but if you're looking for a great gift idea this holiday season, I just want to recommend: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWnv...
1995 Black & Decker Snake Light "I'm the kinda light, that likes to bend around" TV Commercial
YouTube video by ewjxn
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The guy from Netflix, the main one, saw my recent Police Academy posts on here and he loved them and decided he had to have Police Academy and it turns out WB owned them and here we are. Sorry.
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"Chuck! Chuck! It's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry!"
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Unfortunately, it's a RoboCop 3 statue. It says "RoboCop 3" on the back like a football jersey for some reason, and the face is clearly modeled on Robert John Burke, who confirmed it himself, saying "Oh, that's me, that's RoboCop3, and I'd know because I see myself all the time, like in mirrors."
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
40 years ago today, the Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew recorded an unplanned track-by-track cover album of Rubber Soul, as part of the rehearsal and recording sessions for the Super Bowl Shuffle.
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Short list for my favorite live performances ever www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbBc...
Booker T. & The MG's - Time Is Tight (Live, 1970)
YouTube video by 60s70sVintageRock
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I thought it was this dude at first, that Tarantino was beefing with this dude.
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You can see the stylist lurking just offscreen, constantly ready to lunge in and trim back Vincent Kartheiser's hairline between every scene in Mad Men episodes on HBO.
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
4K remaster of an old TV show you love but the aspect ratio has been screwed around with so much that you can now see an image of yourself watching it the first time it aired.
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Actually, they've digitally added the vomit hose man to this and other scenes early in the show as an antagonist who makes the characters vomit all the time until Duck Phillips subdues and kills him in Season 2.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Young people won't understand this, but back in its day, a Simon held a special place in the home of anyone who dared have one. Usually on some kind of pedestal in a room with proper lighting, often behind a curtain or some kind of retractable doors.
Just Play Hasbro Simon Jump Game Mat with Lights and Sounds $10.49 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/yYo750Xzu65
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Calm down, get a hold of yourself!"
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
So what's going on, we got any deals?

We got any... (leans in close, whispers) we got any *steals*?
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM