Slurms MacKenzie
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy
Premier Sex Bomb poster
It's the signature cut of Paul Weller from the Jam
February 16, 2026 at 3:31 PM
It's the signature cut of Paul Weller from the Jam
Freddy, the true "Changing Man"
February 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Freddy, the true "Changing Man"
Yessssss each album a masterpiece
February 16, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Yessssss each album a masterpiece
Exactly so, time is but a construct
February 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Exactly so, time is but a construct
It's always shorts weather if you just believe in yourself 🫡
February 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
It's always shorts weather if you just believe in yourself 🫡
Hearing reports he'll return in thirteen years, thirteen months, thirteen days and thirteen hours, glowing with the power of the old gods he found out there
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Hearing reports he'll return in thirteen years, thirteen months, thirteen days and thirteen hours, glowing with the power of the old gods he found out there
(From the university of life)
February 16, 2026 at 1:36 PM
(From the university of life)
I hope there is a one word answer (posting)
February 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I hope there is a one word answer (posting)
It is a scale of 0-100 on how much of my vibe something has, so getting a 100 is definitely a sign of something being extremely wrong
February 16, 2026 at 1:31 PM
It is a scale of 0-100 on how much of my vibe something has, so getting a 100 is definitely a sign of something being extremely wrong
SomeBODY once told me
They'd do some Shrek-based thievery
Using the sharpest tools in the shed
They'd do some Shrek-based thievery
Using the sharpest tools in the shed
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
SomeBODY once told me
They'd do some Shrek-based thievery
Using the sharpest tools in the shed
They'd do some Shrek-based thievery
Using the sharpest tools in the shed
Never, when I am supreme ruler of Britain we will have Slurm degrees, the perfect measurement
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Never, when I am supreme ruler of Britain we will have Slurm degrees, the perfect measurement
Hmmm I wonder who this education bio relates to 🤔💭🤔💭🤔
February 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Hmmm I wonder who this education bio relates to 🤔💭🤔💭🤔
This time, transphobic bullshit
February 16, 2026 at 1:02 PM
This time, transphobic bullshit
Party time 🥳
February 16, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Party time 🥳
A) Rod Liddle is a paedophile
B) how old is that photo of him exactly, talk about digging something out of the Times archives
B) how old is that photo of him exactly, talk about digging something out of the Times archives
February 16, 2026 at 11:39 AM
A) Rod Liddle is a paedophile
B) how old is that photo of him exactly, talk about digging something out of the Times archives
B) how old is that photo of him exactly, talk about digging something out of the Times archives
It will never recover from this
February 16, 2026 at 11:05 AM
It will never recover from this
If I was creating a game that really emphasised verticality in a cool way, I personally would not make terrain that was best aimed at large, flat surfaces, but what do I know?
February 16, 2026 at 10:45 AM
If I was creating a game that really emphasised verticality in a cool way, I personally would not make terrain that was best aimed at large, flat surfaces, but what do I know?