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Slurmsadako MacKenzie
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
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Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy Premier Sex Bomb poster
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Hanniba-LINA Lecter 💀 @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 4h
Hey, given today’s grim statistics, and the fact I booked my crisis shifts yesterday - please consider donating, going to pester you a lot till Christmas, also shares appreciated

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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 19m
No, incorrect, beef burgers are now called cuck burgers starting immediately
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 42m
Slurms for PM 2029!
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 57m
Sorry it now has to be meat. No, not just the original meat, any meat. But a beanburger? No that's now a legumeslab. Please pay no attention to the cheque from a meat processing plant in the pocket of that MEP.
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
Ahahahahaha
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
Simply great minds thinking alike
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
It must be destroyed, it has caused nothing but trouble
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
Corpse Disc is the name of my new metal band btw
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
Going to do the reverse of this EU veggie burger ruling when I'm Prime Minister

You can only call them burgers or sausages if they're veggie

Your meat burger is now a Corpse Disc, your sausages Grinded Organ Cylinders
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
Thankfully those dorks have the EU on their side now lol
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
That's the excuse they're using, but if that was the case they'd be codifying the specific meat that these products need to be, too. The meat industry has been trying this for ages, they pushed a similar vote in 2020 but the EU voted against that time.
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
The choice was between a 4/10 EU and a 1/10 non-EU Britain, a deeply depressing choice
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
Legitimately the EU is going to make them be called tubes or discs lol
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
...maybe? Depends on what you think of the Slurm Queen's excretions
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
Welcome to the world of "non-mammary drink products" my friend!
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
I love that this is a priority for them with everything else going on
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
Plant-Based Protein Pastry Tubes, come only to Greggs Northern Ireland!
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
Keir Starmer's soft power in play at last, now *that's* influence
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
A thousand packaging designers across Europe rolling their eyes in unison as they realise they're going to have to redo some shit
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
I've said it before and I'll say it again: 7/10 was generous for these out of touch, corrupt weirdos
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 1h
Interesting that they're not going to ban turkey burgers and lamb burgers since a hamburger is *meant* to be beef, isn't it
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 2h
Lmao this is fucking wild, how much cash do we reckon European politicians got chucked from the meat industry for this one
EU lawmakers push to ban term 'veggie-burger'
BRUSSELS (Reuters) -EU lawmakers voted on Wednesday to ban the use of the term "veggie-burger" and limit food descriptions such as steak, escalope and sausage to products containing meat, part of a pr...
uk.finance.yahoo.com
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 4h
Billy Bragg is short for Billiards Braggadocio
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 4h
What on earth?
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Slurmsadako MacKenzie @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 5h
Holy shit
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