Castaignede
@castaignede.bsky.social
My friend kept quoting my description back to me. So now this is what it says, Gav.
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
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The supposed leader of the free world just read out “I, and state your name…”.
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The supposed leader of the free world just read out “I, and state your name…”.
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Explain a film badly: Factory owner with unpaid workforce taken from their homeland oversees a series of industrial accidents, primarily with child victims. Seeks to avoid liability by gifting business to survivors of facility tour, simultaneously causing roof damage.
Explain a film plot badly: gremlins
Explain a film plot badly: Local government official mishandles coastal safety concerns. Inveterate alcoholic doesn't help much.
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Explain a film badly: Factory owner with unpaid workforce taken from their homeland oversees a series of industrial accidents, primarily with child victims. Seeks to avoid liability by gifting business to survivors of facility tour, simultaneously causing roof damage.
When I’m asked about my favourite Elizabethan playwright, record shop and musical genre.
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
When I’m asked about my favourite Elizabethan playwright, record shop and musical genre.
They say you should never return to a firework, but as a result of that I'm rapidly running out of staff at my firework shop.
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
They say you should never return to a firework, but as a result of that I'm rapidly running out of staff at my firework shop.
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Spray tan = $150
Waxing = $100 half leg, $200 full leg
Complimentary prosecco 🥂
Walk-ins accepted!! 💝
Waxing = $100 half leg, $200 full leg
Complimentary prosecco 🥂
Walk-ins accepted!! 💝
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Spray tan = $150
Waxing = $100 half leg, $200 full leg
Complimentary prosecco 🥂
Walk-ins accepted!! 💝
Waxing = $100 half leg, $200 full leg
Complimentary prosecco 🥂
Walk-ins accepted!! 💝
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Interesting that the judge notes that it is a "political belief" Robinson holds and then proceeds to call it a "protected characteristic". Even though political beliefs are not in fact protected characteristics under the Equality Act – only philosophical ones are. Somewhat gives the game away.
I suppose it was only a matter of time, once judges decided that transphobia was protected under the Equality Act, before they decided that full blown fascism was (www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...).
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Interesting that the judge notes that it is a "political belief" Robinson holds and then proceeds to call it a "protected characteristic". Even though political beliefs are not in fact protected characteristics under the Equality Act – only philosophical ones are. Somewhat gives the game away.
My mirror’s broken
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 AM
My mirror’s broken
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/05/2...
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/05/2...
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/05/2...
www.thepoke.com/2025/11/05/2...
The Tim Bandits
My favourite movie with my name in?
Dave The Jackal.
Dave The Jackal.
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The Tim Bandits
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Bloody foreigners coming over here and saving peoples lives.
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bloody foreigners coming over here and saving peoples lives.
This is so on-the-nose that I feel 100% that they're aware @michaelspicer.bsky.social has done this already.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Ph...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Ph...
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is so on-the-nose that I feel 100% that they're aware @michaelspicer.bsky.social has done this already.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Ph...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Ph...
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She is telling an accurate story of recent history - the triple punch of austerity, Brexit and covid. It's spot on. But it is terribly strange to say it now in government when you were not prepared to say it in opposition.
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
She is telling an accurate story of recent history - the triple punch of austerity, Brexit and covid. It's spot on. But it is terribly strange to say it now in government when you were not prepared to say it in opposition.
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mugger: *points gun* your money or your life
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
November 4, 2024 at 6:39 PM
mugger: *points gun* your money or your life
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
Spoiler alert: Judging by this photo, someone dies in the new Paddington musical.
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Spoiler alert: Judging by this photo, someone dies in the new Paddington musical.
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The New Yorker have somehow made one of the greatest comedy skits in British television funnier through idiotic editing
This New Yorker documentary about the 1988 UK government ban on broadcasting the voices of Sinn Féin and I.R.A. leaders is pretty good but they show *that clip from The Day Today with no explanation and no indicator that it is satire.
www.newyorker.com/video/watch/...
www.newyorker.com/video/watch/...
The Ban
www.newyorker.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The New Yorker have somehow made one of the greatest comedy skits in British television funnier through idiotic editing
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You’d need a heart of gammon not to laugh…
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You’d need a heart of gammon not to laugh…
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Writing jokes on LinkedIn now
a close up of a man with a beard asking is this what i am ?
ALT: a close up of a man with a beard asking is this what i am ?
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Writing jokes on LinkedIn now
So sad to think about the demise of Rentaghost, but they just failed to keep up with the times and were ultimately subsumed into Deliverghoost.
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
So sad to think about the demise of Rentaghost, but they just failed to keep up with the times and were ultimately subsumed into Deliverghoost.
Commuting into London when it’s half term, Friday, hallowe’en and wet
October 31, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Commuting into London when it’s half term, Friday, hallowe’en and wet
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