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tweetpotato314.bsky.social
mr potato
@tweetpotato314.bsky.social
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“trotting through life with occasional wins”
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 25d
gonna start using social media less and use the time saved to hit myself in the head with a shovel
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 16h
the “y” takes the place of the usual “i” i think
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 1d
just a smol bean please don’t plant me i’m not meant to grow
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 2d
any tips on how to increase coworkers’ comprehension??? i’m already typing these e-mails as slow as i can
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 2d
harassment on the streets of birminghammmmm
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 2d
any hole you can put your dick in is glorious that one shouldn’t get a special name
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 2d
mini game where you use a whac-a-mole hammer to defend yourself at the glory hole
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 2d
blooper reel where the boss character gets their dick caught in a zipper
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 2d
harassment in the workplace (director’s cut)
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 3d
you eating a donut would prove that billy™️ is a brand i could trust and i would be much more likely to recommend to a friend or family
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 4d
oedipus: do u have to keep saying that

samuel l jackson: saying what
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 6d
i never do anything unless i’m at least somewhere spooky adjacent
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 7d
this is the kind of shirt with air brushed lettering i want to buy from a vendor by a beach
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ceej @ceej.online · Jul 26
I am never logging off
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 7d
no, actually i’m allowed to stare at the sun today the government shut down
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 8d
no, i am in the parking lot
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 8d
i’ll save you a spot
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 8d
[after reading exactly one work email] i am going to go lie face down in the parking lot
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 8d
Commissions are open for late October delivery

Love you all
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 8d
sheet music is like the exact opposite of an audio book
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 12d
danke
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 12d
lol
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 13d
i’m bald, check ur privilege
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 13d
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15d
i can’t eat at a time like this
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