i sent out a company wide email and the entire corridor outside my office is hoots n hollers

finally! something to protest

love the band and also love the my morning jacket cover of this song on the collaborative band tribute album endless highway

offer to sit on the birthday saddle until discounts apply good luck 🍀

stephen king: ok fine this one’s about an editor

editor: umm

stephen king: and i punch him in the face

editor:

stephen king:

editor: alright tell me your real idea

stephen king: so god’s vaccuum is inhabited by the soul of genghis khan

read all about it in Bible II: new(est) testament

unlikely to happen but good to be prepared

want to know the funniest potato based social media account?? pick a color

you’re welcome

his kool-aid partner was probably sick of spackling all the damn time

this morphed into a series of tangents in my mind and ended at the idea of the teletubbies having to sign up for netflix premium to support 4 screens

i love it

there are no hidden eggs next easter the small children exchange knowing glances

yes!

the dragon would be wearing pants but u could still kinda tell