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saw a group of scientists looking at my posts and they were all nodding their heads emphatically
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 PM
saw a group of scientists looking at my posts and they were all nodding their heads emphatically
idk maybe just ride out the electrical issue and see how it goes, keep it casual
Trump rapid response: "After takeoff, the AF1 crew identified a minor electrical issue. Out of an abundance of caution, AF1 is returning to Joint Base Andrews. The President and team will board a different aircraft and continue on to Switzerland."
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 AM
idk maybe just ride out the electrical issue and see how it goes, keep it casual
Business idea: take a nap
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Business idea: take a nap
Every movie should have the subtitle The Bone Temple
For example, When Harry Met Sally: The Bone Temple
For example, When Harry Met Sally: The Bone Temple
January 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Every movie should have the subtitle The Bone Temple
For example, When Harry Met Sally: The Bone Temple
For example, When Harry Met Sally: The Bone Temple
Some sellers on Marketplace are simply too beautiful to know what the things they're selling should cost, and I think that's sweet
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Some sellers on Marketplace are simply too beautiful to know what the things they're selling should cost, and I think that's sweet
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"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
[looking at paintings from a Renaissance master] wow my man sure could do it
January 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
[looking at paintings from a Renaissance master] wow my man sure could do it
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
I regret to inform you that my parents have somehow bought a new TiVo
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I regret to inform you that my parents have somehow bought a new TiVo
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[beaver dad picking out a Christmas tree with the Home Depot clerk] so which one would you say is the most delicious
December 17, 2024 at 1:56 PM
[beaver dad picking out a Christmas tree with the Home Depot clerk] so which one would you say is the most delicious
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
February 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
When you get into your 30's and 40's pop culture starts making up musical artists. They pretend these fake bands are popular just to make you feel bad
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
When you get into your 30's and 40's pop culture starts making up musical artists. They pretend these fake bands are popular just to make you feel bad
Unfortunately someone that I respect immensely is also hot as hell
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Unfortunately someone that I respect immensely is also hot as hell
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Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
ok computer give papa his dopamine
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
ok computer give papa his dopamine
Told my girlfriend she has beautiful hair and she said "no, it looks like worms." What do I do now
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Told my girlfriend she has beautiful hair and she said "no, it looks like worms." What do I do now
ok why is lying in bed with my eyes closed making me sooo tired rn
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
ok why is lying in bed with my eyes closed making me sooo tired rn
Just now noticing that I can click the "remember me" box on my coworker who calls me Carl
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just now noticing that I can click the "remember me" box on my coworker who calls me Carl
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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A TikToker did a social experiment where she called churches to get help to buy formula to feed her baby.
Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
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Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
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November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
A TikToker did a social experiment where she called churches to get help to buy formula to feed her baby.
Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
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Every church repeatedly declined to help.
TikTok now can’t stop talking about the experiment.
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People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
People say Barbie is an unrealistic role model, but what about Mr. Potato Head? I’ve never seen a guy who looks likes that
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ME [to the demon possessing my body]: I feel like lately you're just going through the motions, that your heart just isn't in it.
THE DEMON POSSESSING MY BODY: *turns my head coldly away, looks quietly out the window*
THE DEMON POSSESSING MY BODY: *turns my head coldly away, looks quietly out the window*
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
ME [to the demon possessing my body]: I feel like lately you're just going through the motions, that your heart just isn't in it.
THE DEMON POSSESSING MY BODY: *turns my head coldly away, looks quietly out the window*
THE DEMON POSSESSING MY BODY: *turns my head coldly away, looks quietly out the window*
God I love when old pieces of shit stop existing ♥️
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
God I love when old pieces of shit stop existing ♥️
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no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician