Josh Gondelman
@joshgondelman.bsky.social
Comedian and writer, year-round iced coffee drinker.
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Josh Gondelman
@joshgondelman.bsky.social
· Jun 28
My new standup special Positive Reinforcement premieres TONIGHT at 8pm eastern time on Blonde Medicine’s YouTube channel. I’m really proud of this hour and grateful to all the people who helped make the special happen.
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
This is now out in the world, and it would mean a lot if you checked it out, and if you enjoy it, maybe spread the word! Thanks for your time! :)
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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also bookshop dot org has free shipping today and we still have a small handful of books on our wishlist for people who are incarcerated in NYC! would love to fulfill all the requests: bookshop.org/wishlists/7a...
Fall Wishlist for Rikers
Bookshop.org Custom Registry
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November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
also bookshop dot org has free shipping today and we still have a small handful of books on our wishlist for people who are incarcerated in NYC! would love to fulfill all the requests: bookshop.org/wishlists/7a...
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That’s Marvelous ( @joshgondelman.bsky.social ) www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com
That's Marvelous!
A newsletter for pep talks and general enthusiasm.
www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
That’s Marvelous ( @joshgondelman.bsky.social ) www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com
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Starbucks knows where we stand. We’ve been clear: more take-home pay, better hours, & resolution of 100s of ULPs.
Bring us NEW proposals that address these issues so we can finalize a contract. Until then, we'll keep escalating. See you on the picket line!
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/28/s...
Bring us NEW proposals that address these issues so we can finalize a contract. Until then, we'll keep escalating. See you on the picket line!
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/28/s...
Starbucks workers' union escalates strike on Black Friday
The Starbucks workers' union said on Friday it is escalating an indefinite strike to more than 120 stores and 85 cities.
www.cnbc.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Starbucks knows where we stand. We’ve been clear: more take-home pay, better hours, & resolution of 100s of ULPs.
Bring us NEW proposals that address these issues so we can finalize a contract. Until then, we'll keep escalating. See you on the picket line!
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/28/s...
Bring us NEW proposals that address these issues so we can finalize a contract. Until then, we'll keep escalating. See you on the picket line!
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/28/s...
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No contract? No coffee! ✊☕ Our members are out supporting Starbucks Workers United in their strike as they fight for a fair contract.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
No contract? No coffee! ✊☕ Our members are out supporting Starbucks Workers United in their strike as they fight for a fair contract.
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Possibly the most controversial paragraph in the history of That’s Marvelous. Read the whole thing here: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/159-tktk-and...
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Possibly the most controversial paragraph in the history of That’s Marvelous. Read the whole thing here: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/159-tktk-and...
Possibly the most controversial paragraph in the history of That’s Marvelous. Read the whole thing here: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/159-tktk-and...
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Possibly the most controversial paragraph in the history of That’s Marvelous. Read the whole thing here: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/159-tktk-and...
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It's really funny, you should watch it
My new standup special Positive Reinforcement premieres TONIGHT at 8pm eastern time on Blonde Medicine’s YouTube channel. I’m really proud of this hour and grateful to all the people who helped make the special happen.
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's really funny, you should watch it
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
ALERT: To respect centuries of tradition, today I shall be watching the dog show and renaming all the dogs. (Peacock won't let me take screenshots so I am literally taking pictures of my television. WHY DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS, PEACOCK?)
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
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If you haven’t watched my new comedy special yet, this weekend is a nice time to give it a shot! You can watch it with your parents if you have cool parents, and you can watch it with your kids if you have cool kids!
My new standup special Positive Reinforcement premieres TONIGHT at 8pm eastern time on Blonde Medicine’s YouTube channel. I’m really proud of this hour and grateful to all the people who helped make the special happen.
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you haven’t watched my new comedy special yet, this weekend is a nice time to give it a shot! You can watch it with your parents if you have cool parents, and you can watch it with your kids if you have cool kids!
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Shoulda called it the "debutbut."
“the debut of labubu is up next”
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Shoulda called it the "debutbut."
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This is gonna go off as I finish up my mac n cheese tomorrow
My new standup special Positive Reinforcement premieres TONIGHT at 8pm eastern time on Blonde Medicine’s YouTube channel. I’m really proud of this hour and grateful to all the people who helped make the special happen.
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
This is gonna go off as I finish up my mac n cheese tomorrow
Finally watched The Lowdown season finale and *jim gaffigan voice* I wanna talk about it now.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Finally watched The Lowdown season finale and *jim gaffigan voice* I wanna talk about it now.
I just heard the beat from “All Caps” by Madvillain in an ad for a large language model and it made me feel sad for a lot of reasons!
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I just heard the beat from “All Caps” by Madvillain in an ad for a large language model and it made me feel sad for a lot of reasons!
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It's so good, you should definitely watch it if you haven't yet!
If you haven’t watched my new comedy special yet, this weekend is a nice time to give it a shot! You can watch it with your parents if you have cool parents, and you can watch it with your kids if you have cool kids!
My new standup special Positive Reinforcement premieres TONIGHT at 8pm eastern time on Blonde Medicine’s YouTube channel. I’m really proud of this hour and grateful to all the people who helped make the special happen.
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It's so good, you should definitely watch it if you haven't yet!
If you haven’t watched my new comedy special yet, this weekend is a nice time to give it a shot! You can watch it with your parents if you have cool parents, and you can watch it with your kids if you have cool kids!
My new standup special Positive Reinforcement premieres TONIGHT at 8pm eastern time on Blonde Medicine’s YouTube channel. I’m really proud of this hour and grateful to all the people who helped make the special happen.
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you haven’t watched my new comedy special yet, this weekend is a nice time to give it a shot! You can watch it with your parents if you have cool parents, and you can watch it with your kids if you have cool kids!
Oh no.
Oh, buddy, I don’t think there is enough space in this survey to tell you what I really think of @joshgondelman.bsky.social.
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Oh no.
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Johnny Furphy sounds like a fake name LCD Soundsystem would use to make a follow up dinner reservation at a place they previously over indulged on red wine.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Johnny Furphy sounds like a fake name LCD Soundsystem would use to make a follow up dinner reservation at a place they previously over indulged on red wine.
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In a perfect autocorrect error, @raxkingisdead.bsky.social just texted me about "Freud Durst" and we both RACED to text each other men doing it all for the nookie with their own mothers.
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
In a perfect autocorrect error, @raxkingisdead.bsky.social just texted me about "Freud Durst" and we both RACED to text each other men doing it all for the nookie with their own mothers.
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Delta Airlines has thanked me for my understanding & told me they value my trust at a time when I do not understand, and do not trust them.
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Delta Airlines has thanked me for my understanding & told me they value my trust at a time when I do not understand, and do not trust them.
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Anyone who’s known me for a while knows how important this man and his work were to me. RIP, Jimmy Cliff. 🖤
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Anyone who’s known me for a while knows how important this man and his work were to me. RIP, Jimmy Cliff. 🖤
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Look, I know that "Ether" is the cultural touchstone for such an interaction, but "Takeover" has a better beat, and I can't change that!
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Look, I know that "Ether" is the cultural touchstone for such an interaction, but "Takeover" has a better beat, and I can't change that!
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I just read @brianphillips.bsky.social's new piece for @theringer.com.web.brid.gy and now the "Takeover" beat won't leave my head.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I just read @brianphillips.bsky.social's new piece for @theringer.com.web.brid.gy and now the "Takeover" beat won't leave my head.
There’s Christmas music playing at CVS the day before Thanksgiving and that’s what happens when Republicans control all three branches of the federal government.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
There’s Christmas music playing at CVS the day before Thanksgiving and that’s what happens when Republicans control all three branches of the federal government.