Lamont Price
@lpizzle.bsky.social
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Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay
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My best impression is Pickford's mom in Dazed And Confused saying "Fraaank" to her husband after he canceled their vacation when the beer guy showed up
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Life size cardboard cutout Will Smith is ready for the season
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Ain't nothing wrong with the classics
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Sometimes, especially this time of year, all you need is this. Like a warm hug for your stomach.
#SandwichSky
A toasted grilled cheese sandwich with melted white and yellow cheese on golden brown bread, resting on aluminum foil beside a cup of tomato soup with a bit of steam rising from its surface.
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Also true
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Drake did Drake dirty. He BEGGED for this lol
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Kendrick did Drake so dirty, even Drakes old music started sounding different, lol. I was never a fan to begin with, and that old shit sounded worse.
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They didn't hold back lol
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I have soup ingredients coming
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Here's an underrated campy horror classic. Plus it has Doug E. Doug!!!
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Andy Griffith dated Ellie Walker in season 1 and Helen Crump from the end of season 3 and beyond. But in season 2 and most of season 3 Andy was getting bitches!!!
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I have never seen any version of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory so my knowledge of it is limited to other's descriptions. But it sounds like Willy Wonka was a serial killer
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Drake did Drake dirty. He BEGGED for this lol
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Kendrick did Drake so dirty, even Drakes old music started sounding different, lol. I was never a fan to begin with, and that old shit sounded worse.
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My vampire sounds like CCH Pounder
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#TBT to the other day when my voice was on Sirius/XM's Kevin Hart LOL channel
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Grover is dope too and one of the most versatile muppets
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Poor Scooter lol. But I feel ya
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When we expand to Sesame Street I have to think on it more. My brain hears "Muppet" and I automatically think Muppet Show
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I have never seen any version of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory so my knowledge of it is limited to other's descriptions. But it sounds like Willy Wonka was a serial killer
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You just said "The whole cast!" Lmfaooooooo
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Andy Griffith dated Ellie Walker in season 1 and Helen Crump from the end of season 3 and beyond. But in season 2 and most of season 3 Andy was getting bitches!!!
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I want to date somebody named Erika because I lied about having a girlfriend with that name back when I was in 7th grade and I need to make it right