Lamont Price
@lpizzle.bsky.social
Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay
Tasting new food in my car influencers don't believe in napkins
January 25, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Tasting new food in my car influencers don't believe in napkins
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Right? I wish this guy was in the audience when she said that about Stevie Wonder 🤣 #IYKYK
🤬 Language alert
🤬 Language alert
January 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
If it ain't rapping about 6 in the morning or good days or cooling my beverage I don't fuck with Ice
January 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
If it ain't rapping about 6 in the morning or good days or cooling my beverage I don't fuck with Ice
Gonna finish this time machine so I can go back and date the lead singer from Nu Shooz
January 24, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Gonna finish this time machine so I can go back and date the lead singer from Nu Shooz
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[January 24th, 1986] Today's Peanuts comic by Charles Schulz
January 24, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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Nothing says it's Friday night in '91, Full House and Family Matters are coming on tonight, I sank 5 baskets in a pickup game and my parents let me rent a video game and an obscure horror movie that they're unaware has titties in it like hearing Shanice's "I Like Your Smile"
January 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Nothing says it's Friday night in '91, Full House and Family Matters are coming on tonight, I sank 5 baskets in a pickup game and my parents let me rent a video game and an obscure horror movie that they're unaware has titties in it like hearing Shanice's "I Like Your Smile"
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a-fucking-men
Delroy Lindo should win an Oscar for his name alone
January 23, 2026 at 5:38 AM
a-fucking-men
Don't name your band after regular, everyday phrases I might have to Google from time to time
January 23, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Don't name your band after regular, everyday phrases I might have to Google from time to time
He-Man trailer. 🤔 I liked He-Man's look as well as Skeletor and Evil Lynn. Does the director know that Teela is Man-At-Arms' daughter? Cringer didn't look like a bitch. Imma need him to be a bitch pre-Battlecat. Castle Grayskull looked pretty dope. Did I spot Beast Man and Ram Man? I didn't see Orko
January 23, 2026 at 1:06 AM
He-Man trailer. 🤔 I liked He-Man's look as well as Skeletor and Evil Lynn. Does the director know that Teela is Man-At-Arms' daughter? Cringer didn't look like a bitch. Imma need him to be a bitch pre-Battlecat. Castle Grayskull looked pretty dope. Did I spot Beast Man and Ram Man? I didn't see Orko
Top 5 most underrated cartoon theme song of the 80s
January 22, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Top 5 most underrated cartoon theme song of the 80s
Delroy Lindo should win an Oscar for his name alone
January 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Delroy Lindo should win an Oscar for his name alone
I post for people who know all the words to this song
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I post for people who know all the words to this song
Skiing? For fun?? Nope. Only to escape
January 22, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Skiing? For fun?? Nope. Only to escape
Fund the arts because the arts must be funded
January 22, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Fund the arts because the arts must be funded
It just hit me that Al Gore looks and sounds like Principal Skinner
January 21, 2026 at 7:46 PM
It just hit me that Al Gore looks and sounds like Principal Skinner
T-Mobile customer service dude just said "I want to thank you for being with us for 22 years ... wow I was one years old then"
MUFFUCKA, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING!!!
MUFFUCKA, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING!!!
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 AM
T-Mobile customer service dude just said "I want to thank you for being with us for 22 years ... wow I was one years old then"
MUFFUCKA, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING!!!
MUFFUCKA, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING!!!
Good ol' piano jazz
January 21, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Good ol' piano jazz
Waiting to land one of these NFL head coaching jobs
January 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Waiting to land one of these NFL head coaching jobs
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I only understand licorice in the way I understand some people jam rose stems up their dickholes or date Elon Musk.
I still don't quite understand licorice
January 20, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I only understand licorice in the way I understand some people jam rose stems up their dickholes or date Elon Musk.
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Not to mention the added complexity of international varieties.
There are whole ass subsets of IKEA, Scandinavian Halloweeny, and Thicc Australian licorice fandoms…
There are whole ass subsets of IKEA, Scandinavian Halloweeny, and Thicc Australian licorice fandoms…
I still don't quite understand licorice
January 20, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Not to mention the added complexity of international varieties.
There are whole ass subsets of IKEA, Scandinavian Halloweeny, and Thicc Australian licorice fandoms…
There are whole ass subsets of IKEA, Scandinavian Halloweeny, and Thicc Australian licorice fandoms…
I once got into a fist fight with a chocolatier while Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" played softly in the background
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I once got into a fist fight with a chocolatier while Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" played softly in the background
I still don't quite understand licorice
January 20, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I still don't quite understand licorice
After school lets catch a flick downtown at Cinema 57 then hit up Teddy Bear for some video games and after maybe check out the new releases at FAO Schwartz
January 19, 2026 at 9:42 PM
After school lets catch a flick downtown at Cinema 57 then hit up Teddy Bear for some video games and after maybe check out the new releases at FAO Schwartz
I'd like to show you my Tetris tile collection
January 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I'd like to show you my Tetris tile collection